--- title: "7 Lol Quotes By Jane Washington" description: "7 Lol quotes by Jane Washington. Plus more from Jane Washington and more Lol sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b5b/jane-washington-24040_back_we-can-put-your-friends-in-the-tower-vid_348708.jpg" --- > [“We can put your friends in the tower,” Vidrol added, rubbing a finger along the sharp line of his jaw. “It’s only…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-washington/we-can-put-your-friends-in-the-tower-vidrol-added-rubbing-a-finger/) [Jane Washington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-washington/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b5b/jane-washington-24040_back_we-can-put-your-friends-in-the-tower-vid_348708.jpg) > [“I think you two are secretly friends,” I joked, as Vidrol shoved Vale to the side to avoid a rotten piece of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-washington/i-think-you-two-are-secretly-friends-i-joked-as-vidrol-shoved-vale-to/) [Jane Washington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-washington/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f00/jane-washington-24040_celibate_i-think-you-two-are-secretly-friends-i-j_904627.jpg) > [“Why are you helping me?” she asked quietly. “Because Oscar is here,” he responded automatically. “And he’s one of us. The real…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-washington/why-are-you-helping-me-she-asked-quietly-because-oscar-is-here-he/) [Jane Washington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-washington/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/21b/jane-washington-24040_goodness_why-are-you-helping-me-she-asked-quietly_1385432.jpg) > [“And I already gave you a present.” “You gave me a heart attack,” he countered. “Do you often expose people to their…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-washington/and-i-already-gave-you-a-present-you-gave-me-a-heart-attack-he/) [Jane Washington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-washington/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/544/jane-washington-24040_banter_and-i-already-gave-you-a-present-you-gav_1408484.jpg) > [“My wife said you would be here,” he muttered lowly. “You and a boy … though I don’t think this counts as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-washington/my-wife-said-you-would-be-here-he-muttered-lowly-you-and-a-boy-though/) [Jane Washington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-washington/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eaa/jane-washington-24040_boy_my-wife-said-you-would-be-here-he-mutter_1714372.jpg) > [“Carter?” This time it was Sato. He swore darkly. “Again? Seriously, this fucking girl.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-washington/carter-this-time-it-was-sato-he-swore-darkly-again-seriously-this/) [Jane Washington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-washington/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/885/jane-washington-24040_exasperation_carter-this-time-it-was-sato-he-swore-da_2000827.jpg) > [“How many marks do you think you’ll get for treason?” “One from the Scholar to make my skin fairer, one from the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-washington/how-many-marks-do-you-think-you-ll-get-for-treason-one-from-the/) [Jane Washington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-washington/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1c8/jane-washington-24040_banter_how-many-marks-do-you-think-you-ll-get-f_2492396.jpg) ## Other authors on Lol ## More by Jane Washington > [“So … penises, right? I mean … just wow, so many penises. What would a girl even do with that many penises together in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-washington/so-penises-right-i-mean-just-wow-so-many-penises-what-would-a-girl/) [Jane Washington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-washington/) > [“They’re dazed because you don’t have your ‘back the fuck off’ sign on today.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-washington/they-re-dazed-because-you-don-t-have-your-back-the-fuck-off-sign-on/) [Jane Washington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-washington/) > [“We can put your friends in the tower,” Vidrol added, rubbing a finger along the sharp line of his jaw. “It’s only a matter…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-washington/we-can-put-your-friends-in-the-tower-vidrol-added-rubbing-a-finger/) [Jane Washington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-washington/) > [“You’re a dick,” Isobel huffed. “I’m the dick who carries you to bed every night.” “You’re all right, as far as dicks go.” “High…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-washington/you-re-a-dick-isobel-huffed-i-m-the-dick-who-carries-you-to-bed-every/) [Jane Washington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-washington/) > [“They’re surrounding us,” he grunted against my neck. “But they won’t go near your fire. Thanks for that, by the way. You’re not the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-washington/they-re-surrounding-us-he-grunted-against-my-neck-but-they-won-t-go/) [Jane Washington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-washington/) > [“I think you two are secretly friends,” I joked, as Vidrol shoved Vale to the side to avoid a rotten piece of wood jutting…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-washington/i-think-you-two-are-secretly-friends-i-joked-as-vidrol-shoved-vale-to/) [Jane Washington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-washington/) > [“All of you. Why are you … being …” I struggled for the right word. “Nice?” “We’re courting you,” Andel said, like it was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-washington/all-of-you-why-are-you-being-i-struggled-for-the-right-word-nice-we/) [Jane Washington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-washington/) > [“You’re not ready, Skayld. You say you aren’t damaged, but you are. You’re terrified of forming emotional attachments. You might be ready to sleep…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-washington/you-re-not-ready-skayld-you-say-you-aren-t-damaged-but-you-are-you-re/) [Jane Washington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-washington/) > [“I’m the only one getting punished,” he grumbled. “I could never really hurt you. I tried. I couldn’t. I wanted to make you bleed,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-washington/i-m-the-only-one-getting-punished-he-grumbled-i-could-never-really/) [Jane Washington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-washington/) > [“You’re infamous. Apparently you have hair the colour of a desert sunset, and eyes that flash like a desert storm—nobody told me that your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-washington/you-re-infamous-apparently-you-have-hair-the-colour-of-a-desert/) [Jane Washington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-washington/) > [“They knew that synfees were evil, and tricked you into thinking that they were beautiful just so that they could drag you off to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-washington/they-knew-that-synfees-were-evil-and-tricked-you-into-thinking-that/) [Jane Washington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-washington/) > [“Why are you helping me?” she asked quietly. “Because Oscar is here,” he responded automatically. “And he’s one of us. The real question is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-washington/why-are-you-helping-me-she-asked-quietly-because-oscar-is-here-he/) [Jane Washington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-washington/) > [“And I already gave you a present.” “You gave me a heart attack,” he countered. “Do you often expose people to their phobias and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-washington/and-i-already-gave-you-a-present-you-gave-me-a-heart-attack-he/) [Jane Washington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-washington/) > [“We were both steel butterflies, emerging from our cocoons in spiked armour, ready to tackle the skies.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-washington/we-were-both-steel-butterflies-emerging-from-our-cocoons-in-spiked/) [Jane Washington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-washington/) > [“My wife said you would be here,” he muttered lowly. “You and a boy … though I don’t think this counts as a boy.”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-washington/my-wife-said-you-would-be-here-he-muttered-lowly-you-and-a-boy-though/) [Jane Washington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-washington/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/lol/jane-washington/#itemlist", "name": "7 Lol Quotes By Jane Washington", "numberOfItems": 7, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“We can put your friends in the tower,” Vidrol added, rubbing a finger along the sharp line of his jaw. “It’s only a matter of time before the Darkness tries capturing them and using them against you. 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