--- title: "7 Lol Quotes By James Patterson" description: "7 Lol quotes by James Patterson. Plus more from James Patterson and more Lol sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7f2/james-patterson-171_church_i-want-to-do-it-too-said-gazzy-sitting-v_505836.png" --- > [“I want to do it too!” said Gazzy, sitting very, very quietly, completely motionless. “Nope,” said Nudge, shaking her head. “You stand…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/i-want-to-do-it-too-said-gazzy-sitting-very-very-quietly-completely/) [James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7f2/james-patterson-171_church_i-want-to-do-it-too-said-gazzy-sitting-v_505836.png) > [“You have terminated me,” one of them said in a strange, flat voice. “But I am one of many.” “Robots!” Iggy breathed,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/you-have-terminated-me-one-of-them-said-in-a-strange-flat-voice-but-i/) [James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/97b/james-patterson-171_blow-up_you-have-terminated-me-one-of-them-said_682748.jpg) > [“I found this, though," Gazzy said excitedly, holding up a small green box. "Gas-X! Like, 'X' for explosion! This is great! I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/i-found-this-though-gazzy-said-excitedly-holding-up-a-small-green-box/) [James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dca/james-patterson-171_digestive-system_i-found-this-though-gazzy-said-excitedly_841242.jpg) > [“He rolled his eyes and took my hand. His hand was hard and calloused, tough with muscle and old scars. The night…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/he-rolled-his-eyes-and-took-my-hand-his-hand-was-hard-and-calloused/) [James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0e9/james-patterson-171_afraid_he-rolled-his-eyes-and-took-my-hand-his_1203982.jpg) > [“Vhat ozzer abilities do you haf?" ter Borcht snapped, which his assistant waited, pen in hand. Gazzy thought. "I have X-ray vision,"…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/vhat-ozzer-abilities-do-you-haf-ter-borcht-snapped-which-his/) [James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ec4/james-patterson-171_gaze_vhat-ozzer-abilities-do-you-haf-ter-borc_1391030.png) > [“Everybody in!" I said. Which was when we discovered the final problem. Little Echos aren't designed to hold six, count them six,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/everybody-in-i-said-which-was-when-we-discovered-the-final-problem/) [James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f5e/james-patterson-171_car_everybody-in-i-said-which-was-when-we-di_1912683.jpg) > [“I look like prep school Barbie," Nudge complained, as she entered the kitchen. She caught sight of me in my uniform and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/i-look-like-prep-school-barbie-nudge-complained-as-she-entered-the/) [James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/957/james-patterson-171_barbie_i-look-like-prep-school-barbie-nudge-com_2081059.png) ## Other authors on Lol ## More by James Patterson > [It was a little weird that they were friends. But then, maybe freaks just tended to find each other.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/it-was-a-little-weird-that-they-were-friends-but-then-maybe-freaks/) [James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/) > [“The next forty-five minutes in that office was about as much fun as a day at Disney World—when it’s pouring rain. And all there…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/the-next-forty-five-minutes-in-that-office-was-about-as-much-fun-as-a/) [James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/) > [As we go through this transition where a lot more people will be reading on devices, nobody is paying enough attention to make sure…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/as-we-go-through-this-transition-where-a-lot-more-people-will-be/) [James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/) > [Max—you have a bigger mission than finding the flock's parents. Focus on helping the whole world, not just your friends. I held my wings…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/max-you-have-a-bigger-mission-than-finding-the-flock-s-parents-focus/) [James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/) > [You're lying through your fangs," Iggy accused. Fang tried to play innocent--but "innocent Fang" is an oxymoron, so it didn't work.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/you-re-lying-through-your-fangs-iggy-accused-fang-tried-to-play/) [James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/) > [There are reasons people seek escape in books, and one of those reasons is that the boundary of what can happen is beyond what…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/there-are-reasons-people-seek-escape-in-books-and-one-of-those/) [James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/) > [I shot him the bird. (Get it? I shot him the—never mind.)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/i-shot-him-the-bird-get-it-i-shot-him-the-never-mind/) [James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/) > [I get up every morning and chop wood, and I pretty much do it seven days a week, and I like to do it.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/i-get-up-every-morning-and-chop-wood-and-i-pretty-much-do-it-seven/) [James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/) > [Witihin seconds the headhunter had lost control of his car and it squealed, sliding sideways right into several other cars. Cool!' said the Gasman.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/witihin-seconds-the-headhunter-had-lost-control-of-his-car-and-it/) [James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/) > [“It was scary. More than Sara could possibly know. More than anybody ought to know, or ever would. History wasn't for the general public--it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/it-was-scary-more-than-sara-could-possibly-know-more-than-anybody/) [James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/) > [Did I want a dog? No. Did I need a dog? Also no. We were six kids running for our lives, not knowing where…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/did-i-want-a-dog-no-did-i-need-a-dog-also-no-we-were-six-kids-running/) [James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/) > [I'm a girl who has been tamping down her emotions and keeping them tightly guarded her whole life. And that works really well for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/i-m-a-girl-who-has-been-tamping-down-her-emotions-and-keeping-them/) [James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/) > [When my son, Jack, was four, I had to make a trip to Los Angeles. I asked him if he was going to miss…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/when-my-son-jack-was-four-i-had-to-make-a-trip-to-los-angeles-i-asked/) [James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/) > [“that kid’s nothing but a little hoodlum.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/that-kid-s-nothing-but-a-little-hoodlum/) [James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/) > [Jeezum—humans were like eggshells.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/jeezum-humans-were-like-eggshells/) [James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/lol/james-patterson/#itemlist", "name": "7 Lol Quotes By James Patterson", "numberOfItems": 7, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I want to do it too!” said Gazzy, sitting very, very quietly, completely motionless. “Nope,” said Nudge, shaking her head. “You stand out like a fart in church.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "James Patterson" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/i-want-to-do-it-too-said-gazzy-sitting-very-very-quietly-completely/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7f2/james-patterson-171_church_i-want-to-do-it-too-said-gazzy-sitting-v_505836.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7f2/james-patterson-171_church_i-want-to-do-it-too-said-gazzy-sitting-v_505836.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7f2/james-patterson-171_church_i-want-to-do-it-too-said-gazzy-sitting-v_505836.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I want to do it too!” said Gazzy, sitting very, very quietly, completely motionless. “Nope,” said Nudge…” — James Patterson", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“You have terminated me,” one of them said in a strange, flat voice. “But I am one of many.” “Robots!” Iggy breathed, taking Total from Angel. “One of many, one of many, one of many,” the robot Eraser was saying. 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Like, 'X' for explosion! This is great! I'm thinking I rig this with a detonator and-\" \"Did you find that in the medicine cabinet?\" Dylan asked. \"Yeah.\" \"It's for upset stomachs,\" Dylan said, trying to hide a smile. He pointed to the words on the box. \"It's to reduce gas in you digestive system, not to create more gas to make explosions.\" Gazzy's face fell as Iggy said, \"Really? Gazzy, take it! 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Then I remembered to breathe through my nose, and the fog cleared a tiny bit. Somehow we were pressed together, Fang’s arms around me now, sliding under my wings, his hands flat against my back. It was incredible. I loved it. I loved him. It was a total disaster. Gasping, I pulled back. “I, uh—,” I began oh so coherently, and then I jumped up, almost knocking him over, and raced down the dock. 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Besides de vings.\" Nudge tapped one finger against her chin. \"Um...\" Her face brightened. \"I once ate nine Snickers bars in one sitting. Without barfing. That was a record!\" \"Hardly a special talent,\" ter Borcht said witheringly. Nudge was offended. \"Yeah? Let's see YOU do it.\" ... \"I vill now eat nine Snickers bars,\" Gazzy said in a perfect, creepy imitation of ter Borcht's voice, \"visout bahfing.\" Iggy rubbed his forehead with one hand. \"Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony.\" Ter Borcht tsked. \"You are a liability to your group. I assume you alvays hold on to someone's shirt, yes? Following dem closely?\" \"Only when I'm trying to steal their dessert\" ...Fang pretended to think, gazing up at the ceiling. \"Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica.\" \"I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahrs!\" Gazzy barked.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "James Patterson" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/vhat-ozzer-abilities-do-you-haf-ter-borcht-snapped-which-his/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ec4/james-patterson-171_gaze_vhat-ozzer-abilities-do-you-haf-ter-borc_1391030.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ec4/james-patterson-171_gaze_vhat-ozzer-abilities-do-you-haf-ter-borc_1391030.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ec4/james-patterson-171_gaze_vhat-ozzer-abilities-do-you-haf-ter-borc_1391030.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Vhat ozzer abilities do you haf?\" ter Borcht snapped, which his assistant waited, pen in hand. 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You want Total back there?\" Everyone in the back screamed no at the same time.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "James Patterson" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/everybody-in-i-said-which-was-when-we-discovered-the-final-problem/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f5e/james-patterson-171_car_everybody-in-i-said-which-was-when-we-di_1912683.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f5e/james-patterson-171_car_everybody-in-i-said-which-was-when-we-di_1912683.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f5e/james-patterson-171_car_everybody-in-i-said-which-was-when-we-di_1912683.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Everybody in!\" I said. Which was when we discovered the final problem. 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