--- title: "9 Lol Quotes By Addison Moore" description: "9 Lol quotes by Addison Moore. Plus more from Addison Moore and more Lol sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ee5/addison-moore-4306_celestial-beings_there-will-be-no-slandering-of-celestial_1611618.jpg" --- > [“There will be no slandering of celestial beings. I've warned you on countless occasions." "If said celestial beings weren't spreading celestial rumors,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/addison-moore/there-will-be-no-slandering-of-celestial-beings-i-ve-warned-you-on/) [Addison Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/addison-moore/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ee5/addison-moore-4306_celestial-beings_there-will-be-no-slandering-of-celestial_1611618.jpg) > [“She is INSANE," I scream, standing in the middle of Marshall's living room. "Of course, she's insane. That would be your genealogy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/addison-moore/she-is-insane-i-scream-standing-in-the-middle-of-marshall-s-living/) [Addison Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/addison-moore/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/293/addison-moore-4306_living-room_she-is-insane-i-scream-standing-in-the-m_2035328.jpg) > [“Y'all got your heads tucked so far up your rears, she's petrified the kid's gonna need a shrink before he can shit…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/addison-moore/y-all-got-your-heads-tucked-so-far-up-your-rears-she-s-petrified-the/) [Addison Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/addison-moore/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2e6/addison-moore-4306_darla_y-all-got-your-heads-tucked-so-far-up-yo_2033413.jpg) > [“The only thing that frightens me, Chloe, is that you keep lessening the six degrees of separation in our lives.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/addison-moore/the-only-thing-that-frightens-me-chloe-is-that-you-keep-lessening-the/) [Addison Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/addison-moore/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f9d/addison-moore-4306_chloe_the-only-thing-that-frightens-me-chloe-i_2171912.jpg) > [“Right. Like I'm going to lose my freaking mind and hop right down the demonic bunny trail with Marshall so he can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/addison-moore/right-like-i-m-going-to-lose-my-freaking-mind-and-hop-right-down-the/) [Addison Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/addison-moore/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/338/addison-moore-4306_lol_right-like-i-m-going-to-lose-my-freaking_3121015.jpg) > [“There are two covenants that cease to exist in the Master's Kingdom - death and marriage." "What an appropriate pairing," I muse.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/addison-moore/there-are-two-covenants-that-cease-to-exist-in-the-master-s-kingdom/) [Addison Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/addison-moore/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/46b/addison-moore-4306_cease-to-exist_there-are-two-covenants-that-cease-to-ex_1565466.jpg) > [“The human placenta is filled with nutritious benefits, one of which is creating a fertile environment. At my age, I'm going to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/addison-moore/the-human-placenta-is-filled-with-nutritious-benefits-one-of-which-is/) [Addison Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/addison-moore/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6ed/addison-moore-4306_ethan_the-human-placenta-is-filled-with-nutrit_86699.jpg) > [“We all know whose side you're on," marshall says, picking him up and launching him toward the window. The explosive sound of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/addison-moore/we-all-know-whose-side-you-re-on-marshall-says-picking-him-up-and/) [Addison Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/addison-moore/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c30/addison-moore-4306_gage_we-all-know-whose-side-you-re-on-marshal_1851178.jpg) > [“Breast milk is big business." My mother uses my sarcasm as a springboard for her insanity. "We should consider opening a shop…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/addison-moore/breast-milk-is-big-business-my-mother-uses-my-sarcasm-as-a/) [Addison Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/addison-moore/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d73/addison-moore-4306_big-business_breast-milk-is-big-business-my-mother-us_681612.jpg) ## Other authors on Lol ## More by Addison Moore > [“That’s what life is about, having the right to choose, to make decisions that have the ability to span your entire existence, especially when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/addison-moore/that-s-what-life-is-about-having-the-right-to-choose-to-make/) [Addison Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/addison-moore/) > [“Suffering is the nature of this world. It is the golden standard by which all things are measured. It is not happiness that sets…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/addison-moore/suffering-is-the-nature-of-this-world-it-is-the-golden-standard-by/) [Addison Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/addison-moore/) > [“The human placenta is filled with nutritious benefits, one of which is creating a fertile environment. At my age, I'm going to need all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/addison-moore/the-human-placenta-is-filled-with-nutritious-benefits-one-of-which-is/) [Addison Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/addison-moore/) > [“The path of destiny pulls you forward. It exhumes you from a state of being and propels you towards the juncture you were created…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/addison-moore/the-path-of-destiny-pulls-you-forward-it-exhumes-you-from-a-state-of/) [Addison Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/addison-moore/) > [“Rockaway? That's my special place with Gage - was anyway. Now it'll 'forever' be marked with gluttony and vomit - sounds about right.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/addison-moore/rockaway-that-s-my-special-place-with-gage-was-anyway-now-it-ll/) [Addison Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/addison-moore/) > [“They say time heals all wounds. They lied.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/addison-moore/they-say-time-heals-all-wounds-they-lied/) [Addison Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/addison-moore/) > [“His eyes widen as he brings my hand to his lips. “Thank you.” It comes out sad. Cooper smiles with his eyes as if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/addison-moore/his-eyes-widen-as-he-brings-my-hand-to-his-lips-thank-you-it-comes/) [Addison Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/addison-moore/) > [“I’ve broken the worst promise I’ve ever made to myself, to never fall in love again.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/addison-moore/i-ve-broken-the-worst-promise-i-ve-ever-made-to-myself-to-never-fall/) [Addison Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/addison-moore/) > [“Oh, no! I promise it's not human," Mom bats her hands in the air in an effort to wrangle them back into their seats.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/addison-moore/oh-no-i-promise-it-s-not-human-mom-bats-her-hands-in-the-air-in-an/) [Addison Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/addison-moore/) > [“She gives me the finger and turns back around. "Did you see that?" I flinch at the gesture. "That is completely illegal in here.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/addison-moore/she-gives-me-the-finger-and-turns-back-around-did-you-see-that-i/) [Addison Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/addison-moore/) > [“My clothes are native to the rug in the center of the room, which my mother has lovingly deemed the hamper.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/addison-moore/my-clothes-are-native-to-the-rug-in-the-center-of-the-room-which-my/) [Addison Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/addison-moore/) > [“Sometimes the stupidest promises are the ones we make to ourselves. But”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/addison-moore/sometimes-the-stupidest-promises-are-the-ones-we-make-to-ourselves-but/) [Addison Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/addison-moore/) > [“Too bad one night couldn't turn into forever.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/addison-moore/too-bad-one-night-couldn-t-turn-into-forever/) [Addison Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/addison-moore/) > [“A single tear rolls down her cheek like a star dropping from the tired sky.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/addison-moore/a-single-tear-rolls-down-her-cheek-like-a-star-dropping-from-the/) [Addison Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/addison-moore/) > [“Dear Skyla, This changes everything.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/addison-moore/dear-skyla-this-changes-everything/) [Addison Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/addison-moore/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/lol/addison-moore/#itemlist", "name": "9 Lol Quotes By Addison Moore", "numberOfItems": 9, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“There will be no slandering of celestial beings. 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