---
title: "4 Loincloth Quotes by 4 authors"
description: "Browse 4 Loincloth quotes by 4 authors. Discover the best Loincloth sayings and thoughts."
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> [“Watch it, loincloth, I’m not afraid to spork your eyes out.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/magan-vernon/watch-it-loincloth-i-m-not-afraid-to-spork-your-eyes-out/)

[Magan Vernon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/magan-vernon/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c37/magan-vernon-17547_college-romance_watch-it-loincloth-i-m-not-afraid-to-spo_587482.jpg)

> [I think I look better in a suit than a loincloth. So that may define some of the parts I play.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-alda/i-think-i-look-better-in-a-suit-than-a-loincloth-so-that-may-define/)

[Alan Alda](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-alda/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/303/alan-alda-1859_better_i-think-i-look-better-in-a-suit-than-a-l_1400126.png)

> [“The loincloth, too, was ornamented in gold and barely covered his private parts decently.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/margaret-weis/the-loincloth-too-was-ornamented-in-gold-and-barely-covered-his/)

[Margaret Weis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/margaret-weis/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/196/margaret-weis-7932_private-parts_the-loincloth-too-was-ornamented-in-gold_2125127.jpg)

> [I was freezing in that loincloth.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-was-freezing-in-that-loincloth/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9c9/anonymous-1_freezing_i-was-freezing-in-that-loincloth-2734381_2734381.jpg)

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