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> [ Of course I don't want to go to a cocktail party...If I wanted to stand around with a load of people I don't know eating bits of cold toast I can get caught shoplifting and go to Holloway \[women's prison\]. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-wood/of-course-i-don-t-want-to-go-to-a-cocktail-party-if-i-wanted-to-stand/)

[Victoria Wood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-wood/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a35/victoria-wood-16625_bits_of-course-i-don-t-want-to-go-to-a-cockta_2923196.jpg)

> [I've never understood the point of ecstasy. I think if I wanted to get dehydrated and jump about with a load of people I've never met before I could go to a Methodist barn dance.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-wood/i-ve-never-understood-the-point-of-ecstasy-i-think-if-i-wanted-to-get/)

[Victoria Wood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-wood/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/77d/victoria-wood-16625_barns_i-ve-never-understood-the-point-of-ecsta_3129748.jpg)

## Other authors on Load

## More by Victoria Wood

> [A man is designed to walk three miles in the rain to phone for help when the car breaks down - and a woman…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-wood/a-man-is-designed-to-walk-three-miles-in-the-rain-to-phone-for-help/)

[Victoria Wood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-wood/)

> [People always think I hate doing interviews. I don't. I wouldn't do them if I didn't like them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-wood/people-always-think-i-hate-doing-interviews-i-don-t-i-wouldn-t-do/)

[Victoria Wood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-wood/)

> [I have stayed true to that first idea that people can have a day in their lives that is very important and if they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-wood/i-have-stayed-true-to-that-first-idea-that-people-can-have-a-day-in/)

[Victoria Wood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-wood/)

> [I sometimes think that being widowed is God's way of telling you to come off the Pill.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-wood/i-sometimes-think-that-being-widowed-is-god-s-way-of-telling-you-to/)

[Victoria Wood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-wood/)

> [I know I've got a degree. Why does that mean I have to spend my life with intellectuals? I've got a lifesaving certificate but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-wood/i-know-i-ve-got-a-degree-why-does-that-mean-i-have-to-spend-my-life/)

[Victoria Wood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-wood/)

> [Music is an element that should be part and parcel of every child's life via the education system.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-wood/music-is-an-element-that-should-be-part-and-parcel-of-every-child-s/)

[Victoria Wood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-wood/)

> [Sexual harassment at work... is it a problem for the self-employed?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-wood/sexual-harassment-at-work-is-it-a-problem-for-the-self-employed/)

[Victoria Wood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-wood/)

> [I can remember when pants were pants. You wore them for twenty years, then you cut them down for pan scrubs. Or quilts.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-wood/i-can-remember-when-pants-were-pants-you-wore-them-for-twenty-years/)

[Victoria Wood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-wood/)

> [Life's not fair, is it? Some of us drink champagne in the fast lane, and some of us eat our sandwiches by the loose…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-wood/life-s-not-fair-is-it-some-of-us-drink-champagne-in-the-fast-lane-and/)

[Victoria Wood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-wood/)

> [Last time I went Intercity there were a couple across the aisle having sex. Of course, this being a British train, nobody said anything.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-wood/last-time-i-went-intercity-there-were-a-couple-across-the-aisle/)

[Victoria Wood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-wood/)

> [I like writing a lot more than I used to. I used to find it scary but now I've got used to it once…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-wood/i-like-writing-a-lot-more-than-i-used-to-i-used-to-find-it-scary-but/)

[Victoria Wood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-wood/)

> [Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-wood/jogging-is-for-people-who-aren-t-intelligent-enough-to-watch/)

[Victoria Wood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-wood/)

> [I thought coq au vin was love in a lorry.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-wood/i-thought-coq-au-vin-was-love-in-a-lorry/)

[Victoria Wood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-wood/)

> [Everyone I meet is gay, married or crackers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-wood/everyone-i-meet-is-gay-married-or-crackers/)

[Victoria Wood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-wood/)

> [I haven't got a waist. I've just got a sort of place, a bit like an unmarked level crossing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-wood/i-haven-t-got-a-waist-i-ve-just-got-a-sort-of-place-a-bit-like-an/)

[Victoria Wood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-wood/)

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