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title: "33 Littles Quotes By George Carlin"
description: "33 Littles quotes by George Carlin. Plus more from George Carlin and more Littles sayings from other authors."
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> [I always have these little internal monologues. You'll get used to them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/i-always-have-these-little-internal-monologues-you-ll-get-used-to-them/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [I'm happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/i-m-happy-to-tell-you-there-is-very-little-in-this-world-that-i/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [You get to play with people's little danger zones.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/you-get-to-play-with-people-s-little-danger-zones/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [Sometimes a little brain damage can help.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/sometimes-a-little-brain-damage-can-help/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/we-re-having-something-a-little-different-this-year-for-thanksgiving/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/i-thought-about-how-mothers-feed-their-babies-with-tiny-little-spoons/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [The child molester skipped breakfast, but said he'd grab a little something on the way to work.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/the-child-molester-skipped-breakfast-but-said-he-d-grab-a-little/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [I just love it when I hear a little commotion, someone leaving. When I see those doors in the back . . .](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/i-just-love-it-when-i-hear-a-little-commotion-someone-leaving-when-i/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/ever-wonder-about-those-people-who-spend-2-apiece-on-those-little/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/so-have-a-little-fun-soon-enough-you-ll-be-dead-and-burning-in-hell/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [In some hotels they give you a little sewing kit. You know what I do? I sew the towels together. One time…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/in-some-hotels-they-give-you-a-little-sewing-kit-you-know-what-i-do-i/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [I'll tell you a little secret about the Blues: it's not enough to know which notes to play, you have to know…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/i-ll-tell-you-a-little-secret-about-the-blues-it-s-not-enough-to-know/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [I find that an entertainer is quite content to sit still, and I think an artist always has a little motion, always…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/i-find-that-an-entertainer-is-quite-content-to-sit-still-and-i-think/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [Let me get a sip of water here...you figure this stuff is safe to drink? Actually, I don't care, I drink it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/let-me-get-a-sip-of-water-here-you-figure-this-stuff-is-safe-to-drink/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [One of the interesting things about "outsidership" is that underneath it there's a longing to belong. I just wish the thing I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/one-of-the-interesting-things-about-outsidership-is-that-underneath/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [And off we go, out onto the highway looking for a little fun. Perhaps a flatbed truck loaded with human cadavers will…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/and-off-we-go-out-onto-the-highway-looking-for-a-little-fun-perhaps-a/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [If you ask me, we could do with a little less motivation. - The people who are causing all the trouble seem…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/if-you-ask-me-we-could-do-with-a-little-less-motivation-the-people/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [Obviously, there are people who constrict themselves and build walls around themselves, whether it's from a moral standpoint or a patriotic standpoint,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/obviously-there-are-people-who-constrict-themselves-and-build-walls/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [All the wrong things for all the wrong reasons. Sometimes people just want to feel different. And so long as Third World…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/all-the-wrong-things-for-all-the-wrong-reasons-sometimes-people-just/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [I like to write without being stoned. I like to have a hit or two and then go punch up the writing.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/i-like-to-write-without-being-stoned-i-like-to-have-a-hit-or-two-and/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [Early in my career I was divided because I had the real self underneath: the lawbreaker, the anarchist, the person who swims…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/early-in-my-career-i-was-divided-because-i-had-the-real-self/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [People can't seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure. Ever. There is only a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/people-can-t-seem-to-get-it-through-their-heads-that-there-is-never/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [I think there's a little more attention to human needs than to property rights. But I don't think much of political activism.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/i-think-there-s-a-little-more-attention-to-human-needs-than-to/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [People are wonderful. I love individuals. I hate groups of people. I hate a group of people with a 'common purpose'. 'Cause…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/people-are-wonderful-i-love-individuals-i-hate-groups-of-people-i/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [My history of moving away from drugs is not the kind you hear from most people. Certainly not from celebrities, especially those…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/my-history-of-moving-away-from-drugs-is-not-the-kind-you-hear-from/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [The seven dwarfs were each on different little trips. Happy was into grass and grass alone. Happy, that's all he did. Sleepy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/the-seven-dwarfs-were-each-on-different-little-trips-happy-was-into/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [There are a lot of little things about our bodies that we all know, but we never talk about. That's what interests…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/there-are-a-lot-of-little-things-about-our-bodies-that-we-all-know/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [Broadway isn't a very big career move. There's no money in it and it doesn't mean anything to your career. It's just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/broadway-isn-t-a-very-big-career-move-there-s-no-money-in-it-and-it/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [The Golden Gate Bridge should have a long bungee cord for people who aren't quite ready to commit suicide but want to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/the-golden-gate-bridge-should-have-a-long-bungee-cord-for-people-who/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [People who own everything know how to relax a little and bend and exhale once in a while, but they're not going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/people-who-own-everything-know-how-to-relax-a-little-and-bend-and/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [You wouldn't know it, from some of the things I've said over the years, but I like people. I do. I like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/you-wouldn-t-know-it-from-some-of-the-things-i-ve-said-over-the-years/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [You wouldn't know it, from some of the things I've said over the years, but I like people... I do... I like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/you-wouldn-t-know-it-from-some-of-the-things-i-ve-said-over-the-years-2/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [There is nothing wrong with the planet. The planet is fine ... been here 4 1/2 billion years. We've been here, what,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/there-is-nothing-wrong-with-the-planet-the-planet-is-fine-been-here-4/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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## Other authors on Littles

## More by George Carlin

> [I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/i-never-go-anywhere-or-do-anything-that-transports-me-outside-the/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

> [With the proper training, I could've been an evil genius.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/with-the-proper-training-i-could-ve-been-an-evil-genius/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

> [Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/comedy-although-it-is-not-one-of-the-fine-arts-it-s-a-vulgar-art-it-s/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

> [“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/i-m-completely-in-favor-of-the-separation-of-church-and-state-these/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

> [“TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/tomorrow-is-another-day-not-true-today-is-another-day-we-have-no-idea/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

> [I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/i-was-a-loner-as-a-child-i-had-an-imaginary-friend-i-didn-t-bother/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

> [Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/kilometers-are-shorter-than-miles-save-gas-take-your-next-trip-in/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

> [“If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/if-you-guys-want-to-get-a-mom-tattoo-and-save-a-little-money-just-get/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

> [You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/you-ve-built-up-so-much-speed-that-you-hit-70-after-that-it-s-a-day/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

> [It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/it-ended-suddenly-for-brenda-more-slowly-for-me-my-runs-began-getting/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

> [Is there another word for synonym?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/is-there-another-word-for-synonym/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

> [The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/the-whole-idea-of-the-pursuit-of-goods-and-possessions-has-completely/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

> [These days many politicians are demanding change. Just like homeless people.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/these-days-many-politicians-are-demanding-change-just-like-homeless/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

> [You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/you-know-the-good-part-about-all-those-executions-in-texas-fewer/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

> [What was the best thing before sliced bread?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/what-was-the-best-thing-before-sliced-bread/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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