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> [Mugatu! Screw you and your little dog too! -Protestor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zoolander/mugatu-screw-you-and-your-little-dog-too-protestor/)

[Zoolander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zoolander/)

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## More by Zoolander

> [Seriously, do you like service yourself ten times a day? -Derek Zoolander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zoolander/seriously-do-you-like-service-yourself-ten-times-a-day-derek-zoolander/)

[Zoolander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zoolander/)

> [Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zoolander/oh-i-m-sorry-did-my-pin-get-in-the-way-of-your-ass-do-me-a-favor-and/)

[Zoolander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zoolander/)

> [There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, Wow, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zoolander/there-was-a-moment-last-night-when-she-was-sandwiched-between-the-two/)

[Zoolander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zoolander/)

> [Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude! -Hansel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zoolander/listen-to-your-friend-billy-zane-he-s-a-cool-dude-hansel/)

[Zoolander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zoolander/)

> [Damnit Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor. -Larry Zoolander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zoolander/damnit-derek-i-m-a-coal-miner-not-a-professional-film-or-television/)

[Zoolander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zoolander/)

> [I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zoolander/i-m-pretty-sure-there-s-a-lot-more-to-life-than-being-really-really/)

[Zoolander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zoolander/)

> [You think that you're too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite... you aren't. -Derek Zoolander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zoolander/you-think-that-you-re-too-cool-for-school-but-i-have-a-newsflash-for/)

[Zoolander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zoolander/)

> [I'm not an ambi-turner. -Derek Zoolander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zoolander/i-m-not-an-ambi-turner-derek-zoolander/)

[Zoolander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zoolander/)

> [You is talking loco and I like it! -Hansel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zoolander/you-is-talking-loco-and-i-like-it-hansel/)

[Zoolander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zoolander/)

> [Mugatu! Screw you and your little dog too! -Protestor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zoolander/mugatu-screw-you-and-your-little-dog-too-protestor/)

[Zoolander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zoolander/)

> [I suggest you and your Kmart Jaclyn Smith Collection outfit... stay the hell away from Derek Zoolander! -Katinka](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zoolander/i-suggest-you-and-your-kmart-jaclyn-smith-collection-outfit-stay-the/)

[Zoolander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zoolander/)

> [You have no evidence. Han-stupid destroyed everything. -Mugatu](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zoolander/you-have-no-evidence-han-stupid-destroyed-everything-mugatu/)

[Zoolander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zoolander/)

> [I'm sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself. -Derek Zoolander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zoolander/i-m-sorry-that-good-looking-people-like-us-made-you-throw-up-and-feel/)

[Zoolander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zoolander/)

> [I'm a hand model, mama. A finger jockey. We think differently than the face and body boys... we're a different breed. -J.P. Prewitt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zoolander/i-m-a-hand-model-mama-a-finger-jockey-we-think-differently-than-the/)

[Zoolander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zoolander/)

> [Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty. -Derek Zoolander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zoolander/moisture-is-the-essence-of-wetness-and-wetness-is-the-essence-of-2/)

[Zoolander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zoolander/)

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