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title: "413 Liquor Quotes by 334 authors"
description: "Browse 413 Liquor quotes by 334 authors. Discover the best Liquor sayings and thoughts."
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> [I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bender-the-cartoon-character/i-m-bender-baby-please-insert-liquor/)

[Bender (The Cartoon Character](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bender-the-cartoon-character/)

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> [When the liquor's out, why clink the cannikin?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-browning/when-the-liquor-s-out-why-clink-the-cannikin/)

[Robert Browning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-browning/)

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> [“I don't need liquor to color the world”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jill-barnett/i-don-t-need-liquor-to-color-the-world/)

[Jill Barnett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jill-barnett/)

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> [Beer ... a high and mighty liquor.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julius-caesar/beer-a-high-and-mighty-liquor/)

[Julius Caesar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julius-caesar/)

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> [“...the liquor like fire in his hand”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sharon-olds/the-liquor-like-fire-in-his-hand/)

[Sharon Olds](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sharon-olds/)

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> [If tears were liquor/ I'd have drunk myself sick,](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-lanegan/if-tears-were-liquor-i-d-have-drunk-myself-sick/)

[Mark Lanegan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-lanegan/)

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> [Baby stop by the store but I don't need liquor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kid-ink/baby-stop-by-the-store-but-i-don-t-need-liquor/)

[Kid Ink](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kid-ink/)

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> [I'm Very Special (VS) like your liquor bottle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-dash/i-m-very-special-vs-like-your-liquor-bottle/)

[C-DASH](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-dash/)

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> [Modern life ... is often a mechanical oppression and liquor is the only mechanical relief.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ernest-hemingway/modern-life-is-often-a-mechanical-oppression-and-liquor-is-the-only/)

[Ernest Hemingway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ernest-hemingway/)

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> [I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oscar-levant/i-envy-people-who-drink-at-least-they-have-something-to-blame/)

[Oscar Levant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oscar-levant/)

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> [ I wouldn't want them \[kids\] to raid my liquor cabinet and glug down my bourbon either. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cheech-marin/i-wouldn-t-want-them-kids-to-raid-my-liquor-cabinet-and-glug-down-my/)

[Cheech Marin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cheech-marin/)

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> [Cheap liquor is a magic potion that can turn you into a puppet cowboy before it kills you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patton-oswalt/cheap-liquor-is-a-magic-potion-that-can-turn-you-into-a-puppet-cowboy/)

[Patton Oswalt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patton-oswalt/)

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> [She: What's your sign? Me: Liquor Up Front. Poker In The Rear.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rudy-espinoza/she-what-s-your-sign-me-liquor-up-front-poker-in-the-rear/)

[Rudy Espinoza](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rudy-espinoza/)

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> [I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stonewall-jackson/i-like-liquor-its-taste-and-its-effects-and-that-is-just-the-reason/)

[Stonewall Jackson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stonewall-jackson/)

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> [I can't afford no liquor, all I can buy is beer and wine.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-b-king/i-can-t-afford-no-liquor-all-i-can-buy-is-beer-and-wine/)

[B. B. King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-b-king/)

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> [“That demon will trick you faster than a politician with a liquor license.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erik-bundy/that-demon-will-trick-you-faster-than-a-politician-with-a-liquor/)

[Erik Bundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erik-bundy/)

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> [“Such poor liquor do make a man's throat feel very melancholy--and is a disgrace to the name of stimmilent.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-hardy/such-poor-liquor-do-make-a-man-s-throat-feel-very-melancholy-and-is-a/)

[Thomas Hardy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thomas-hardy/)

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> [What seems fair enough against a squalid huckster of bad liquor may take on a different face, if used by government determined…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/learned-hand/what-seems-fair-enough-against-a-squalid-huckster-of-bad-liquor-may/)

[Learned Hand](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/learned-hand/)

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> [Life, as the signs in the liquor stores say, is too short to drink bad wine. And summer is too short to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-frum/life-as-the-signs-in-the-liquor-stores-say-is-too-short-to-drink-bad/)

[David Frum](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-frum/)

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> [Let hunger sharpen your awareness. Abstain liquor and frivolous recreation, which dull the mind and weaken the body.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laura-joh-rowland/let-hunger-sharpen-your-awareness-abstain-liquor-and-frivolous/)

[Laura Joh Rowland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laura-joh-rowland/)

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> [I am simply a 'book drunkard.' Books have the same irresistible temptation for me that liquor has for its devotee. I cannot…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-am-simply-a-book-drunkard-books-have-the-same-irresistible/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [George Liquor is really the richest character I have. I'm amazed there aren't 365 episodes about him on TV already.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-kricfalusi/george-liquor-is-really-the-richest-character-i-have-i-m-amazed-there/)

[John Kricfalusi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-kricfalusi/)

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> [“First things first, though, I thought, and headed straight for the liquor cabinet. Times like this call for straight scotch, no rocks.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-toy/first-things-first-though-i-thought-and-headed-straight-for-the/)

[Susan Toy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-toy/)

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> [Marijuana prohibition is just the stupidest law possible…Jus t legalize it and tax it like we do liquor.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/morgan-freeman/marijuana-prohibition-is-just-the-stupidest-law-possible-jus-t/)

[Morgan Freeman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/morgan-freeman/)

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> [“Why couldn't she have just admitted she couldn't handle the liquor and given up the deception that she could? He sat there…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-spear/why-couldn-t-she-have-just-admitted-she-couldn-t-handle-the-liquor/)

[Terry Spear](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-spear/)

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> [The cultural propaganda embodied in two liquor advertisements, "Living well is the best revenge" and "Sip it with arrogance," have a curious,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brennan-manning/the-cultural-propaganda-embodied-in-two-liquor-advertisements-living/)

[Brennan Manning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brennan-manning/)

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> [“All her life she would associate liquor with her childhood. When she was alone and did not wish to be, a drink…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pamela-moore/all-her-life-she-would-associate-liquor-with-her-childhood-when-she/)

[Pamela Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pamela-moore/)

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> [The harsh, useful things of the world, from pulling teeth to digging potatoes, are best done by men who are as starkly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/h-l-mencken/the-harsh-useful-things-of-the-world-from-pulling-teeth-to-digging/)

[H. L. Mencken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/h-l-mencken/)

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> [ I have lived hard and ruined the essential innocence \[sic\] in myself that could make it that possible \[sic\], and the fact… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/f-scott-fitzgerald/i-have-lived-hard-and-ruined-the-essential-innocence-sic-in-myself/)

[F. Scott Fitzgerald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/f-scott-fitzgerald/)

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> [It was always so hot, and everyone was so polite, and everything was all surface but underneath it was like a bomb…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-mcbride/it-was-always-so-hot-and-everyone-was-so-polite-and-everything-was/)

[James McBride](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-mcbride/)

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> [It's full of phonies, and all you do is study so that you can learn enough to be smart enough to be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-d-salinger-2/it-s-full-of-phonies-and-all-you-do-is-study-so-that-you-can-learn-2/)

[J. D. Salinger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-d-salinger-2/)

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> [Vodka is a wonderful drink. You can drink so much of it without being as hung over as you would if you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-shteyngart/vodka-is-a-wonderful-drink-you-can-drink-so-much-of-it-without-being/)

[Gary Shteyngart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-shteyngart/)

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> [“And even then, it's not like you did all that much," I said, talking over him, because it was the only way…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-chance/and-even-then-it-s-not-like-you-did-all-that-much-i-said-talking-over/)

[Karen Chance](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-chance/)

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> [These growth hormones, where can I get a bunch of them? Is there some way that, with electricity, you could stimulate your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-lynch/these-growth-hormones-where-can-i-get-a-bunch-of-them-is-there-some/)

[David Lynch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-lynch/)

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> [Why, if 'tis dancing you would be, There's brisker pipes than poetry. Say, for what were hop-yards meant, Or why was Burton…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/a-e-housman/why-if-tis-dancing-you-would-be-there-s-brisker-pipes-than-poetry-say/)

[A. E. Housman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/a-e-housman/)

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> [An amazing piece of advice for a lot of kids, 50-year-olds, whoever is listening right now: Saving money is a good strategy.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-vaynerchuk/an-amazing-piece-of-advice-for-a-lot-of-kids-50-year-olds-whoever-is/)

[Gary Vaynerchuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-vaynerchuk/)

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> [Having said that, I must now admit that I was still afraid of human beings, and before I could meet even the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/osamu-dazai/having-said-that-i-must-now-admit-that-i-was-still-afraid-of-human/)

[Osamu Dazai](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/osamu-dazai/)

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> [French wines may be said but to pickle meat in the stomach, but this is the wine that digests, and doth not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-howell/french-wines-may-be-said-but-to-pickle-meat-in-the-stomach-but-this/)

[James Howell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-howell/)

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> [I dealt with men who had tempers, and who could get violent-Lord knows how I had to defend myself against Howard Hughes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ava-gardner/i-dealt-with-men-who-had-tempers-and-who-could-get-violent-lord-knows/)

[Ava Gardner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ava-gardner/)

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> [It is not the fault of the entrepreneurs that the consumers,the people, the common man,prefer liquor to Bibles and detective stories to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ludwig-von-mises/it-is-not-the-fault-of-the-entrepreneurs-that-the-consumers-the/)

[Ludwig von Mises](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ludwig-von-mises/)

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## Top authors on Liquor

- [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b020/author-richelle-mead-78985.jpg) Richelle Mead 7 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/liquor/richelle-mead/)

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                        "text": "French wines may be said but to pickle meat in the stomach, but this is the wine that digests, and doth not only breed good blood, but it nutrifieth also, being a glutinous substantial liquor; of this wine, if of any other, may be verified that merry induction: That good wine makes good blood, good blood causeth good humors, good humors cause good thoughts, good thoughts bring forth good works, good works carry a man to heaven, ergo, good wine carrieth a man to heaven.",
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