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title: "10 Likely Kill Quotes by 9 authors"
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> [You smoke a joint and you're likely to kill your brother.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harry-j-anslinger/you-smoke-a-joint-and-you-re-likely-to-kill-your-brother/)

[Harry J. Anslinger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harry-j-anslinger/)

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> [“Humans were six times more likely to kill each other than the average mammal.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bobby-akart/humans-were-six-times-more-likely-to-kill-each-other-than-the-average/)

[Bobby Akart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bobby-akart/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b54/bobby-akart-12240_kill_humans-were-six-times-more-likely-to-kil_3180872.jpg)

> [“Fuck up and I'll most likely kill you. Fuck up bad enough and I'll torture you first." "-Thorn”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/fuck-up-and-i-ll-most-likely-kill-you-fuck-up-bad-enough-and-i-ll/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f3e/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_quote_fuck-up-and-i-ll-most-likely-kill-you-fu_152905.jpg)

> [“I believe a woman is just as likely to kill as a man, given the proper motivation.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/k-k-chalmers/i-believe-a-woman-is-just-as-likely-to-kill-as-a-man-given-the-proper/)

[K.K. Chalmers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/k-k-chalmers/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cee/k-k-chalmers-82769_motivation_i-believe-a-woman-is-just-as-likely-to-k_2709569.jpg)

> [Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-goldman/good-night-westley-good-work-sleep-well-i-ll-most-likely-kill-you-in/)

[William Goldman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-goldman/)

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> [“The swimming pool is almost 100 times more likely to kill a child than the gun is.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-d-levitt/the-swimming-pool-is-almost-100-times-more-likely-to-kill-a-child/)

[Steven D. Levitt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-d-levitt/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/133/steven-d-levitt-5284_children_the-swimming-pool-is-almost-100-times-mo_2119624.jpg)

> [“Gray’s teeth ground like millstones. At this rate, they wouldn’t need a hanging. The effort required to hold his tongue in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tessa-dare/gray-s-teeth-ground-like-millstones-at-this-rate-they-wouldn-t-need-a/)

[Tessa Dare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tessa-dare/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/395/tessa-dare-564_likely-kill_gray-s-teeth-ground-like-millstones-at-t_635436.jpg)

> [“Duncan spoke quietly: 'Lucilla, if you touch me again without my permission, I will try to kill you. I will try so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-herbert/duncan-spoke-quietly-lucilla-if-you-touch-me-again-without-my/)

[Frank Herbert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-herbert/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dde/frank-herbert-262_duncan_duncan-spoke-quietly-lucilla-if-you-touc_3215682.jpg)

> [“A million people a year kill themselves. Between ten and twenty million people a year try to. Worldwide, men are over three…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-haig/a-million-people-a-year-kill-themselves-between-ten-and-twenty/)

[Matt Haig](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matt-haig/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c20/matt-haig-1036_death_a-million-people-a-year-kill-themselves_1507591.jpg)

> [“I should probably warn you that I’m not real big on fairness and I have a below-zero tolerance on most things. Do…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-should-probably-warn-you-that-i-m-not-real-big-on-fairness-and-i/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a08/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_justice_i-should-probably-warn-you-that-i-m-not_701309.jpg)

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