--- title: "16 Like Quotes By Norm MacDonald" description: "16 Like quotes by Norm MacDonald. Plus more from Norm MacDonald and more Like sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8f2/norm-macdonald-1825_ems_whenever-i-do-theaters-i-don-t-like-em-i_2442136.png" --- > [Whenever I do theaters, I don't like 'em. I don't think they're right for stand-up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norm-macdonald/whenever-i-do-theaters-i-don-t-like-em-i-don-t-think-they-re-right/) [Norm MacDonald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/norm-macdonald/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8f2/norm-macdonald-1825_ems_whenever-i-do-theaters-i-don-t-like-em-i_2442136.png) > [I never had any interest in sitcoms or motion pictures or anything like that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norm-macdonald/i-never-had-any-interest-in-sitcoms-or-motion-pictures-or-anything/) [Norm MacDonald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/norm-macdonald/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7d0/norm-macdonald-1825_anything_i-never-had-any-interest-in-sitcoms-or-m_2844083.png) > [I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norm-macdonald/i-just-like-doing-standup-that-s-all-i-m-interested-in-or-good-at/) [Norm MacDonald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/norm-macdonald/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d76/norm-macdonald-1825_comedy_i-just-like-doing-standup-that-s-all-i-m_952997.png) > [I never do impressions, but I probably should. People like that stuff.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norm-macdonald/i-never-do-impressions-but-i-probably-should-people-like-that-stuff/) [Norm MacDonald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/norm-macdonald/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c85/norm-macdonald-1825_impression_i-never-do-impressions-but-i-probably-sh_346027.png) > [I don't know anything about politics. Like, zero. Nothing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norm-macdonald/i-don-t-know-anything-about-politics-like-zero-nothing/) [Norm MacDonald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/norm-macdonald/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/894/norm-macdonald-1825_anything_i-don-t-know-anything-about-politics-lik_2043124.png) > [I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norm-macdonald/i-like-the-order-and-simplicity-of-sports-they-have-an-ending-you-can/) [Norm MacDonald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/norm-macdonald/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a42/norm-macdonald-1825_about_i-like-the-order-and-simplicity-of-sport_2365613.png) > [You're trying your best to make people laugh; then if you fail, they hate you. But your intent's the same. It's not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norm-macdonald/you-re-trying-your-best-to-make-people-laugh-then-if-you-fail-they/) [Norm MacDonald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/norm-macdonald/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e3a/norm-macdonald-1825_best_you-re-trying-your-best-to-make-people-l_794331.png) > [Generally I don't like traveling around saying the exact same thing. I don't think that's a very good thing to do with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norm-macdonald/generally-i-don-t-like-traveling-around-saying-the-exact-same-thing-i/) [Norm MacDonald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/norm-macdonald/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2b5/norm-macdonald-1825_generally_generally-i-don-t-like-traveling-around_370644.png) > [In theatres, you're kind of disconnected. Also, it's way too big for the likes of me. Unless you're Robin Williams or someone…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norm-macdonald/in-theatres-you-re-kind-of-disconnected-also-it-s-way-too-big-for-the/) [Norm MacDonald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/norm-macdonald/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/da9/norm-macdonald-1825_also_in-theatres-you-re-kind-of-disconnected_56170.png) > [I like to do talk show appearances where I get to just be myself, and I do stand-up where I can completely…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norm-macdonald/i-like-to-do-talk-show-appearances-where-i-get-to-just-be-myself-and/) [Norm MacDonald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/norm-macdonald/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1e5/norm-macdonald-1825_always_i-like-to-do-talk-show-appearances-where_2333647.png) > [There are these showcase clubs where 14 guys will go on in a row and people are laughing at everything, and I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norm-macdonald/there-are-these-showcase-clubs-where-14-guys-will-go-on-in-a-row-and/) [Norm MacDonald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/norm-macdonald/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a3d/norm-macdonald-1825_clubs_there-are-these-showcase-clubs-where-14_435479.png) > [I miss seeing real comics, Shecky Greene and Buddy Hackett, those types. I like straight stand-up, talking about the Olympics and why…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norm-macdonald/i-miss-seeing-real-comics-shecky-greene-and-buddy-hackett-those-types/) [Norm MacDonald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/norm-macdonald/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/594/norm-macdonald-1825_about_i-miss-seeing-real-comics-shecky-greene_2068573.jpg) > [With the computer and stuff, the difference between a rich guy and a poor guy, to me, is nothing. Because I don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norm-macdonald/with-the-computer-and-stuff-the-difference-between-a-rich-guy-and-a/) [Norm MacDonald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/norm-macdonald/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/43c/norm-macdonald-1825_apartment_with-the-computer-and-stuff-the-differen_2421178.png) > [I don't like sports where it's like, you watch a guy on a motorcycle flip or something, then another guy does it,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norm-macdonald/i-don-t-like-sports-where-it-s-like-you-watch-a-guy-on-a-motorcycle/) [Norm MacDonald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/norm-macdonald/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/18f/norm-macdonald-1825_ahead_i-don-t-like-sports-where-it-s-like-you_2736430.jpg) > [When I was young, I'd watch guys on 'The Tonight Show', Buddy Hackett, guys like that, where all they'd be is funny.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norm-macdonald/when-i-was-young-i-d-watch-guys-on-the-tonight-show-buddy-hackett/) [Norm MacDonald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/norm-macdonald/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d67/norm-macdonald-1825_buddy_when-i-was-young-i-d-watch-guys-on-the-t_2940667.jpg) > [I don't really like doing big stand-up. Whenever I do theaters, I don't like 'em. I don't think they're right for stand-up.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norm-macdonald/i-don-t-really-like-doing-big-stand-up-whenever-i-do-theaters-i-don-t/) [Norm MacDonald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/norm-macdonald/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d0e/norm-macdonald-1825_because_i-don-t-really-like-doing-big-stand-up-w_2630162.jpg) ## Other authors on Like ## More by Norm MacDonald > [In estimating the adversities of life, we would seldom have much reason to complain of the evils we suffer, did we understand the dangers…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norm-macdonald/in-estimating-the-adversities-of-life-we-would-seldom-have-much/) [Norm MacDonald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/norm-macdonald/) > [Chastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norm-macdonald/chastity-is-oftener-owing-to-diffidence-and-shame-than-to-fortitude/) [Norm MacDonald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/norm-macdonald/) > [The first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norm-macdonald/the-first-principle-of-solid-wisdom-is-discretion-without-it-all-the/) [Norm MacDonald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/norm-macdonald/) > [I'd say Jon Stewart has remained funny the entire time. Jon always makes it funny first. And he's just, he's talking about serious things,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norm-macdonald/i-d-say-jon-stewart-has-remained-funny-the-entire-time-jon-always/) [Norm MacDonald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/norm-macdonald/) > [Liberty, like health, appears most precious when lost.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norm-macdonald/liberty-like-health-appears-most-precious-when-lost/) [Norm MacDonald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/norm-macdonald/) > [In theatres, you're kind of disconnected. Also, it's way too big for the likes of me. Unless you're Robin Williams or someone that can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norm-macdonald/in-theatres-you-re-kind-of-disconnected-also-it-s-way-too-big-for-the/) [Norm MacDonald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/norm-macdonald/) > [After months of speculation, the sitcom star Ellen DeGeneres admitted that yes, she's gay. Inspired by her courage, today, diet-guru Richard Simmons admitted that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norm-macdonald/after-months-of-speculation-the-sitcom-star-ellen-degeneres-admitted/) [Norm MacDonald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/norm-macdonald/) > [So much in L.A. is waiting. It's so irritating. That's what's good about stand-up. You can go away, and you don't have to sit…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norm-macdonald/so-much-in-l-a-is-waiting-it-s-so-irritating-that-s-what-s-good-about/) [Norm MacDonald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/norm-macdonald/) > [You ever hear guys with small cocks talk about sex? Can't talk about it enough. They even got poems. They'll say, 'It's not the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norm-macdonald/you-ever-hear-guys-with-small-cocks-talk-about-sex-can-t-talk-about/) [Norm MacDonald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/norm-macdonald/) > [My dad died, and my grandfather died, and my great-grandfather died. And the guy before him, I don't know. Probably died.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norm-macdonald/my-dad-died-and-my-grandfather-died-and-my-great-grandfather-died-and/) [Norm MacDonald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/norm-macdonald/) > [ Louis \[C.K.\] is great. But I don't know how many you could do. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norm-macdonald/louis-c-k-is-great-but-i-don-t-know-how-many-you-could-do/) [Norm MacDonald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/norm-macdonald/) > [I don't have any ego about it, but I find there's not a great work ethic in show business. A lot of people are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norm-macdonald/i-don-t-have-any-ego-about-it-but-i-find-there-s-not-a-great-work/) [Norm MacDonald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/norm-macdonald/) > [Many people are skeptical about marriage of Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Pressley. They say, Lisa Marie is more of a sit at home…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norm-macdonald/many-people-are-skeptical-about-marriage-of-michael-jackson-and-lisa/) [Norm MacDonald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/norm-macdonald/) > [Back in the old days, a man could just get sick and die. Now they have to wage a battle. So my Uncle Bert…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norm-macdonald/back-in-the-old-days-a-man-could-just-get-sick-and-die-now-they-have/) [Norm MacDonald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/norm-macdonald/) > [The man that does not fear punishment, little regards crime.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norm-macdonald/the-man-that-does-not-fear-punishment-little-regards-crime/) [Norm MacDonald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/norm-macdonald/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/like/norm-macdonald/#itemlist", "name": "16 Like Quotes By Norm MacDonald", "numberOfItems": 16, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Whenever I do theaters, I don't like 'em. 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