--- title: "11 Like Quotes By Kurt Braunohler" description: "11 Like quotes by Kurt Braunohler. Plus more from Kurt Braunohler and more Like sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8c7/kurt-braunohler-12250_city_for-people-who-mourn-for-old-times-squar_700556.jpg" --- > [For people who mourn for old Times Square - hey, there's a ton of places in the city still like that! Get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/for-people-who-mourn-for-old-times-square-hey-there-s-a-ton-of-places/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8c7/kurt-braunohler-12250_city_for-people-who-mourn-for-old-times-squar_700556.jpg) > [For a long time, I would go out of my way to have a personal appearance on the verge of an insane…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/for-a-long-time-i-would-go-out-of-my-way-to-have-a-personal/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/168/kurt-braunohler-12250_appearance_for-a-long-time-i-would-go-out-of-my-way_63088.jpg) > [Who would want to get back together with Taylor Swift after having dated her? I'm sure dating her is like talking to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/who-would-want-to-get-back-together-with-taylor-swift-after-having/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b6a/kurt-braunohler-12250_after_who-would-want-to-get-back-together-with_3139753.jpg) > [When I moved to New York at 22, I didn't know what I wanted to do. I took an improv class, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/when-i-moved-to-new-york-at-22-i-didn-t-know-what-i-wanted-to-do-i/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/41a/kurt-braunohler-12250_about_when-i-moved-to-new-york-at-22-i-didn-t_2858909.jpg) > [It is true that I do not wear shoes as the host of 'Bunk.' I want 'Bunk' to feel like there's a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/it-is-true-that-i-do-not-wear-shoes-as-the-host-of-bunk-i-want-bunk/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f8a/kurt-braunohler-12250_bunk_it-is-true-that-i-do-not-wear-shoes-as-t_260351.jpg) > [For a long time, I dressed like an idiot. In college, I had a fully shaved head with just two horns. Like,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/for-a-long-time-i-dressed-like-an-idiot-in-college-i-had-a-fully/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/18e/kurt-braunohler-12250_college_for-a-long-time-i-dressed-like-an-idiot_1112577.jpg) > ['Bunk' is better than 'Wheel of Fortune' because we have a wheel, just like them, but our wheel is purposeless. It doesn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/bunk-is-better-than-wheel-of-fortune-because-we-have-a-wheel-just/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e9b/kurt-braunohler-12250_anything_bunk-is-better-than-wheel-of-fortune-bec_2563443.jpg) > [Every day I do one or two podcasts that 92 percent of people never will hear. I'm constantly producing, constantly making jokes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/every-day-i-do-one-or-two-podcasts-that-92-percent-of-people-never/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d3e/kurt-braunohler-12250_better_every-day-i-do-one-or-two-podcasts-that_387316.jpg) > [Everyone wants something that'll appeal to, like, 13-year-olds to 18-year-olds. Especially working in television and trying to pitch shows, they're like, 'We…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/everyone-wants-something-that-ll-appeal-to-like-13-year-olds-to-18/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/355/kurt-braunohler-12250_about_everyone-wants-something-that-ll-appeal_2974873.jpg) > [I was writing this really long joke about the smell of poop, and I was like, 'What am I doing with my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/i-was-writing-this-really-long-joke-about-the-smell-of-poop-and-i-was/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/51a/kurt-braunohler-12250_about_i-was-writing-this-really-long-joke-abou_2173265.jpg) > [Auditions are just torture. I'm trying to get better at it. It's a very difficult thing to do. You go into a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/auditions-are-just-torture-i-m-trying-to-get-better-at-it-it-s-a-very/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/be5/kurt-braunohler-12250_auditions_auditions-are-just-torture-i-m-trying-to_1994938.jpg) ## Other authors on Like ## More by Kurt Braunohler > [For a long time, I would go out of my way to have a personal appearance on the verge of an insane person, because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/for-a-long-time-i-would-go-out-of-my-way-to-have-a-personal/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) > [It is true that I do not wear shoes as the host of 'Bunk.' I want 'Bunk' to feel like there's a slight possibility…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/it-is-true-that-i-do-not-wear-shoes-as-the-host-of-bunk-i-want-bunk/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) > [I never understood using Kickstarter for commercial purposes. If you want to raise money for commercial purposes, I think you should give someone a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/i-never-understood-using-kickstarter-for-commercial-purposes-if-you/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) > [I used to be really snobby about music. I'm not as snobby as I used to be, though. I have this great bit about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/i-used-to-be-really-snobby-about-music-i-m-not-as-snobby-as-i-used-to/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) > [Every day I do one or two podcasts that 92 percent of people never will hear. I'm constantly producing, constantly making jokes for Twitter.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/every-day-i-do-one-or-two-podcasts-that-92-percent-of-people-never/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) > [I think we get stuck in routines so easily that when an absurd moment in life seems to be there for no reason, it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/i-think-we-get-stuck-in-routines-so-easily-that-when-an-absurd-moment/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) > [Other than Caroline's in New York, I pretty much haven't done clubs. That was primarily because I always liked the people and audiences at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/other-than-caroline-s-in-new-york-i-pretty-much-haven-t-done-clubs/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) > [In my new IFC comedy game show, 'Bunk,' we actually use our intern Patrick as a human timer - giving contestants the time it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/in-my-new-ifc-comedy-game-show-bunk-we-actually-use-our-intern/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) > [I want to continually find ways to bring my ideas off the stage and into the real world, into the streets. I think I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/i-want-to-continually-find-ways-to-bring-my-ideas-off-the-stage-and/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) > [The feeling of being an outsider was a big part of my childhood. I think that helps comedians. That feeling of being an outsider.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/the-feeling-of-being-an-outsider-was-a-big-part-of-my-childhood-i/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) > [For people who mourn for old Times Square - hey, there's a ton of places in the city still like that! Get on the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/for-people-who-mourn-for-old-times-square-hey-there-s-a-ton-of-places/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) > [I've had a good run of birthdays, and now no one will notice when I die.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/i-ve-had-a-good-run-of-birthdays-and-now-no-one-will-notice-when-i-die/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) > [There's this secret Korean taco/cupcake truck I go to. To find it, you have to bring a hard-boiled egg to this deli in Bushwick…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/there-s-this-secret-korean-taco-cupcake-truck-i-go-to-to-find-it-you/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) > [The entire New York comedy scene has moved to L.A. - it's bled the New York comedy scene dry.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/the-entire-new-york-comedy-scene-has-moved-to-l-a-it-s-bled-the-new/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) > [I'm just going to keep doing comedy because I don't know what else to do. I have no other applicable skills.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-braunohler/i-m-just-going-to-keep-doing-comedy-because-i-don-t-know-what-else-to/) [Kurt Braunohler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-braunohler/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/like/kurt-braunohler/#itemlist", "name": "11 Like Quotes By Kurt Braunohler", "numberOfItems": 11, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "For people who mourn for old Times Square - hey, there's a ton of places in the city still like that! 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