--- title: "8 Like you Quotes By Demetri Martin" description: "8 Like you quotes by Demetri Martin. Plus more from Demetri Martin and more Like you sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cac/demetri-martin-511_fans_to-look-like-you-are-a-real-sports-fan-w_189977.jpg" --- > [To look like you are a real sports fan, when there is a game on TV just yell, Oh, come on! every…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/demetri-martin/to-look-like-you-are-a-real-sports-fan-when-there-is-a-game-on-tv/) [Demetri Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/demetri-martin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cac/demetri-martin-511_fans_to-look-like-you-are-a-real-sports-fan-w_189977.jpg) > [A pipe is greater than a bong. Because when you're smoking a pipe at least it makes you look like you're thinking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/demetri-martin/a-pipe-is-greater-than-a-bong-because-when-you-re-smoking-a-pipe-at/) [Demetri Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/demetri-martin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/888/demetri-martin-511_bongs_a-pipe-is-greater-than-a-bong-because-wh_925981.jpg) > [I don't think I ever wrote a song. I can write a lot of jokes, but when I try to write lyrics…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/demetri-martin/i-don-t-think-i-ever-wrote-a-song-i-can-write-a-lot-of-jokes-but-when/) [Demetri Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/demetri-martin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a1/demetri-martin-511_direct_i-don-t-think-i-ever-wrote-a-song-i-can_1198671.jpg) > [I wonder if there were any goths in gothic times. They're like: You look completely appropriate. You don't look stupid or lonely…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/demetri-martin/i-wonder-if-there-were-any-goths-in-gothic-times-they-re-like-you/) [Demetri Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/demetri-martin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e3e/demetri-martin-511_appropriate_i-wonder-if-there-were-any-goths-in-goth_2211014.jpg) > [I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/demetri-martin/i-think-it-would-be-cool-if-you-were-writing-a-ransom-note-on-your/) [Demetri Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/demetri-martin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a5a/demetri-martin-511_being-cool_i-think-it-would-be-cool-if-you-were-wri_2453369.jpg) > [I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/demetri-martin/i-love-women-but-i-feel-like-you-can-t-trust-some-of-them-some-of/) [Demetri Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/demetri-martin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cff/demetri-martin-511_cute_i-love-women-but-i-feel-like-you-can-t-t_2795263.jpg) > [It's funny: when people always talk about the importance of role models, I used to think that was so exaggerated, but as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/demetri-martin/it-s-funny-when-people-always-talk-about-the-importance-of-role/) [Demetri Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/demetri-martin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b69/demetri-martin-511_about_it-s-funny-when-people-always-talk-about_2913938.jpg) > [I hate seeing people that look like you. Especially if God's living by the motto 'If at first you don't succeed.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/demetri-martin/i-hate-seeing-people-that-look-like-you-especially-if-god-s-living-by/) [Demetri Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/demetri-martin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/515/demetri-martin-511_firsts_i-hate-seeing-people-that-look-like-you_3037578.jpg) ## Other authors on Like you ## More by Demetri Martin > [I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/demetri-martin/i-think-hair-gel-was-invented-to-make-it-easier-to-identify-assholes/) [Demetri Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/demetri-martin/) > [Tic Tacs are the maracas of breath mints.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/demetri-martin/tic-tacs-are-the-maracas-of-breath-mints/) [Demetri Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/demetri-martin/) > [When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/demetri-martin/when-someone-describes-themself-as-a-taxpayer-they-re-about-to-be-an/) [Demetri Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/demetri-martin/) > [I think they named the orange before the carrot.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/demetri-martin/i-think-they-named-the-orange-before-the-carrot/) [Demetri Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/demetri-martin/) > [I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing in front…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/demetri-martin/i-like-to-go-to-concerts-because-i-love-to-see-my-favorite-band/) [Demetri Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/demetri-martin/) > [How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks gray.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/demetri-martin/how-fast-does-a-zebra-have-to-run-before-it-looks-gray/) [Demetri Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/demetri-martin/) > [Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at it. "That…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/demetri-martin/skiing-is-my-favorite-sport-because-that-s-the-only-sport-that-is/) [Demetri Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/demetri-martin/) > [I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/demetri-martin/i-know-about-woodstock-probably-as-much-as-your-average-person-who-is/) [Demetri Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/demetri-martin/) > [Never be less interesting than your refrigerator magnets.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/demetri-martin/never-be-less-interesting-than-your-refrigerator-magnets/) [Demetri Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/demetri-martin/) > [I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/demetri-martin/i-bought-a-cactus-a-week-later-it-died-and-i-got-depressed-because-i/) [Demetri Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/demetri-martin/) > [A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/demetri-martin/a-wednesday-with-no-rain-is-a-dry-hump-day/) [Demetri Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/demetri-martin/) > [THING TO TRY: If you are asked to describe a suspect to a police sketch artist, describe in precise detail, the features of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/demetri-martin/thing-to-try-if-you-are-asked-to-describe-a-suspect-to-a-police/) [Demetri Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/demetri-martin/) > [If you happen to catch on fire during the show, do not panic or wave your arms around or scream or we wil give…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/demetri-martin/if-you-happen-to-catch-on-fire-during-the-show-do-not-panic-or-wave/) [Demetri Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/demetri-martin/) > [They say that structure is freedom, and in a sense it is. When you're dealing with multiple constraints, you have to figure out what…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/demetri-martin/they-say-that-structure-is-freedom-and-in-a-sense-it-is-when-you-re/) [Demetri Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/demetri-martin/) > [I think my favorite sound is the sound of someone not playing the bongos.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/demetri-martin/i-think-my-favorite-sound-is-the-sound-of-someone-not-playing-the/) [Demetri Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/demetri-martin/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/like-you/demetri-martin/#itemlist", "name": "8 Like you Quotes By Demetri Martin", "numberOfItems": 8, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "To look like you are a real sports fan, when there is a game on TV just yell, Oh, come on! every now and then at the TV.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Demetri Martin" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/demetri-martin/to-look-like-you-are-a-real-sports-fan-when-there-is-a-game-on-tv/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cac/demetri-martin-511_fans_to-look-like-you-are-a-real-sports-fan-w_189977.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cac/demetri-martin-511_fans_to-look-like-you-are-a-real-sports-fan-w_189977.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cac/demetri-martin-511_fans_to-look-like-you-are-a-real-sports-fan-w_189977.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“To look like you are a real sports fan, when there is a game on TV just yell, Oh, come on! every now and…” — Demetri Martin", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "A pipe is greater than a bong. 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