--- title: "24 Like Vampires Quotes by 22 authors" description: "Browse 24 Like Vampires quotes by 22 authors. Discover the best Like Vampires sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d4c/tommy-wiseau-8831_like_i-like-vampires-1862102_1862102.png" --- > [I like vampires.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-wiseau/i-like-vampires/) [Tommy Wiseau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tommy-wiseau/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d4c/tommy-wiseau-8831_like_i-like-vampires-1862102_1862102.png) > [Funny enough, I don't like vampires.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/retta/funny-enough-i-don-t-like-vampires/) [Retta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/retta/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ef4/retta-19410_enough_funny-enough-i-don-t-like-vampires-11728_117287.jpg) > [I don't like vampires personally. I don't know any.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mitt-romney/i-don-t-like-vampires-personally-i-don-t-know-any/) [Mitt Romney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mitt-romney/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9a7/mitt-romney-268_awkward_i-don-t-like-vampires-personally-i-don-t_2912160.png) > [I happen to like vampires more than zombies.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martin-scorsese/i-happen-to-like-vampires-more-than-zombies/) [Martin Scorsese](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martin-scorsese/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/10a/martin-scorsese-1663_happen_i-happen-to-like-vampires-more-than-zomb_1512884.jpg) > [I do enjoy Gothic fiction or books about zombies if they are well written and I like vampires.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roddy-doyle/i-do-enjoy-gothic-fiction-or-books-about-zombies-if-they-are-well/) [Roddy Doyle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roddy-doyle/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bd1/roddy-doyle-10269_book_i-do-enjoy-gothic-fiction-or-books-about_2280078.jpg) > [“Cops, I've learned, are like vampires; they can't come in unless you invite them.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jessica-warman/cops-i-ve-learned-are-like-vampires-they-can-t-come-in-unless-you/) [jessica warman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jessica-warman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/760/jessica-warman-24295_quote_cops-i-ve-learned-are-like-vampires-they_1539079.jpg) > [I hate to be the bearer of bad news but Zombies are fictional beings just like vampires...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-hate-to-be-the-bearer-of-bad-news-but-zombies-are-fictional-beings/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/47a/anonymous-1_bad-news_i-hate-to-be-the-bearer-of-bad-news-but_2135122.jpg) > [Puppets seem like vampires sometimes. They live, and you're depleted.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-selick/puppets-seem-like-vampires-sometimes-they-live-and-you-re-depleted/) [Henry Selick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henry-selick/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6f8/henry-selick-11753_depleted_puppets-seem-like-vampires-sometimes-the_361420.png) > [It's not like vampires are inherently bad. It's just people need to make better vampire movies.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/drew-goddard/it-s-not-like-vampires-are-inherently-bad-it-s-just-people-need-to/) [Drew Goddard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/drew-goddard/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/68c/drew-goddard-8422_bad_it-s-not-like-vampires-are-inherently-ba_1256748.jpg) > [“Pixies have to be invited in, like vampires. I read it on the Internet." "Well, there you go," I mutter. "Then it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carrie-jones/pixies-have-to-be-invited-in-like-vampires-i-read-it-on-the-internet/) [Carrie Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carrie-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a16/carrie-jones-2422_internet_pixies-have-to-be-invited-in-like-vampir_363572.png) > [“I’m not like you. I’m not like the vampires in the city. I might be a monster, but I can be human,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-kagawa/i-m-not-like-you-i-m-not-like-the-vampires-in-the-city-i-might-be-a/) [Julie Kagawa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-kagawa/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a58/julie-kagawa-241_vampires_i-m-not-like-you-i-m-not-like-the-vampir_873815.png) > [Some movies to me are like vampires - they suck all of the energy out of me and I don't like that.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-raimi/some-movies-to-me-are-like-vampires-they-suck-all-of-the-energy-out/) [Sam Raimi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-raimi/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b09/sam-raimi-17196_audience_some-movies-to-me-are-like-vampires-they_1484823.jpg) > [Somebody asked me, 'Why do people like vampires so much?' This was right after Obama had been elected and I said, 'Because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-ball/somebody-asked-me-why-do-people-like-vampires-so-much-this-was-right/) [Alan Ball](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-ball/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cb4/alan-ball-7404_after_somebody-asked-me-why-do-people-like-vam_1305679.jpg) > [I'm Cuban, so I know a lot of people who act like vampires. But wait, vampires have to be invited to your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/valerie-cruz/i-m-cuban-so-i-know-a-lot-of-people-who-act-like-vampires-but-wait/) [Valerie Cruz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/valerie-cruz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/524/valerie-cruz-38910_act_i-m-cuban-so-i-know-a-lot-of-people-who_1093280.png) > [There's something about death. It's like trying to understand our own mortality and immortality. That's why society is so into things like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sheryl-lee/there-s-something-about-death-it-s-like-trying-to-understand-our-own/) [Sheryl Lee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sheryl-lee/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cf4/sheryl-lee-10366_death_there-s-something-about-death-it-s-like_1495206.jpg) > [“Fuathan don’t come out until after dark. Sunlight kills them.’ ‘Like vampires?’ ‘Kind of. Very mean, sub-aquatic vampires who don’t need to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/somerset-mccoy/fuathan-don-t-come-out-until-after-dark-sunlight-kills-them-like/) [Somerset McCoy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/somerset-mccoy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/958/somerset-mccoy-278892_alice-in-wonderland_fuathan-don-t-come-out-until-after-dark_2736213.jpg) > [I think girls like vampires because they are mysterious and they really don't know what they are about. I think a lot…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-hutcherson/i-think-girls-like-vampires-because-they-are-mysterious-and-they/) [Josh Hutcherson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-hutcherson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c38/josh-hutcherson-3061_girl_i-think-girls-like-vampires-because-they_2706356.jpg) > [“I was ten when the Taliban came to our valley. Moniba and I had been reading the Twilight books and longed to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/malala-yousafzai/i-was-ten-when-the-taliban-came-to-our-valley-moniba-and-i-had-been/) [Malala Yousafzai](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/malala-yousafzai/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f97/malala-yousafzai-808_books_i-was-ten-when-the-taliban-came-to-our-v_2284447.jpg) > [Stop…stop, that’s the next generation of fans… How dare you pass judgment on those 12-year-old girls who like vampires! They need to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-smith/stop-stop-that-s-the-next-generation-of-fans-how-dare-you-pass/) [Kevin Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-smith/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c76/kevin-smith-3887_be-encouraged_stop-stop-that-s-the-next-generation-of_119603.jpg) > [“These were dangerous thoughts, he knew. They were the kind that crept up on a Watchman when the chase was over and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/these-were-dangerous-thoughts-he-knew-they-were-the-kind-that-crept/) [Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8c0/terry-pratchett-19_crime_these-were-dangerous-thoughts-he-knew-th_791439.jpg) > [“Luca scoffed. “Wolves never change.” “Excuse me?” Ryan demanded. “All about instant gratification. Reacting purely on instinct and engaging in mindless acts…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/franca-storm/luca-scoffed-wolves-never-change-excuse-me-ryan-demanded-all-about/) [Franca Storm](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/franca-storm/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b8e/franca-storm-16852_acts-of-violence_luca-scoffed-wolves-never-change-excuse_776816.jpg) > [Robert Neville looked out over the new people of the earth. He knew he did not belong to them; he knew that,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-matheson/robert-neville-looked-out-over-the-new-people-of-the-earth-he-knew-he/) [Richard Matheson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-matheson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f9e/richard-matheson-3375_amusing_robert-neville-looked-out-over-the-new-p_1936427.png) > [“... And suddenly he thought, I'm the abnormal one now. Normalcy was a majority concept, the standard of many and not the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-matheson/and-suddenly-he-thought-i-m-the-abnormal-one-now-normalcy-was-a/) [Richard Matheson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-matheson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/69f/richard-matheson-3375_full-circle_and-suddenly-he-thought-i-m-the-abnormal_2256165.jpg) > [I like the Twilight series. I thought it was fun. I don’t like vampires personally, I don’t know any; but you know…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mitt-romney/i-like-the-twilight-series-i-thought-it-was-fun-i-don-t-like-vampires/) [Mitt Romney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mitt-romney/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/888/mitt-romney-268_fun_i-like-the-twilight-series-i-thought-it_2982715.png) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/like-vampires/#itemlist", "name": "Like Vampires Quotes", "numberOfItems": 24, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I like vampires.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Tommy Wiseau" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-wiseau/i-like-vampires/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d4c/tommy-wiseau-8831_like_i-like-vampires-1862102_1862102.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d4c/tommy-wiseau-8831_like_i-like-vampires-1862102_1862102.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d4c/tommy-wiseau-8831_like_i-like-vampires-1862102_1862102.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I like vampires.” — Tommy Wiseau", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Funny enough, I don't like vampires.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Retta" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/retta/funny-enough-i-don-t-like-vampires/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ef4/retta-19410_enough_funny-enough-i-don-t-like-vampires-11728_117287.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ef4/retta-19410_enough_funny-enough-i-don-t-like-vampires-11728_117287.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ef4/retta-19410_enough_funny-enough-i-don-t-like-vampires-11728_117287.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Funny enough, I don't like vampires.” — Retta", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I don't like vampires personally. 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They live, and you're depleted.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Henry Selick" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-selick/puppets-seem-like-vampires-sometimes-they-live-and-you-re-depleted/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6f8/henry-selick-11753_depleted_puppets-seem-like-vampires-sometimes-the_361420.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6f8/henry-selick-11753_depleted_puppets-seem-like-vampires-sometimes-the_361420.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6f8/henry-selick-11753_depleted_puppets-seem-like-vampires-sometimes-the_361420.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Puppets seem like vampires sometimes. They live, and you're depleted.” — Henry Selick", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 9, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "It's not like vampires are inherently bad. It's just people need to make better vampire movies.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Drew Goddard" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/drew-goddard/it-s-not-like-vampires-are-inherently-bad-it-s-just-people-need-to/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/68c/drew-goddard-8422_bad_it-s-not-like-vampires-are-inherently-ba_1256748.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/68c/drew-goddard-8422_bad_it-s-not-like-vampires-are-inherently-ba_1256748.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/68c/drew-goddard-8422_bad_it-s-not-like-vampires-are-inherently-ba_1256748.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“It's not like vampires are inherently bad. It's just people need to make better vampire movies.” — Drew Goddard", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 10, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Pixies have to be invited in, like vampires. I read it on the Internet.\" \"Well, there you go,\" I mutter. \"Then it must be true.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Carrie Jones" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carrie-jones/pixies-have-to-be-invited-in-like-vampires-i-read-it-on-the-internet/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a16/carrie-jones-2422_internet_pixies-have-to-be-invited-in-like-vampir_363572.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a16/carrie-jones-2422_internet_pixies-have-to-be-invited-in-like-vampir_363572.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a16/carrie-jones-2422_internet_pixies-have-to-be-invited-in-like-vampir_363572.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Pixies have to be invited in, like vampires. I read it on the Internet.\" \"Well, there you go,\" I mutter…” — Carrie Jones", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 11, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I’m not like you. I’m not like the vampires in the city. I might be a monster, but I can be human, too. 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Very mean, sub-aquatic vampires who don’t need to drink your blood, but might do it anyway, just for fun.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Somerset McCoy" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/somerset-mccoy/fuathan-don-t-come-out-until-after-dark-sunlight-kills-them-like/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/958/somerset-mccoy-278892_alice-in-wonderland_fuathan-don-t-come-out-until-after-dark_2736213.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/958/somerset-mccoy-278892_alice-in-wonderland_fuathan-don-t-come-out-until-after-dark_2736213.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/958/somerset-mccoy-278892_alice-in-wonderland_fuathan-don-t-come-out-until-after-dark_2736213.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Fuathan don’t come out until after dark. Sunlight kills them.’ ‘Like vampires?’ ‘Kind of. 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And suddenly he thought, I'm the abnormal one now. Normalcy was a majority concept, the standard of many and not the standard of just one man. Abruptly that realization joined with what he saw on their faces -- awe, fear, shrinking horror -- and he knew that they were afraid of him. To them he was some terrible scourge they had never seen, a scourge even worse than the disease they had come to live with. He was an invisible spectre who had left for evidence of his existence the bloodless bodies of their loved ones. And he understood what they felt and did not hate them. His right hand tightened on the tiny envelope of pills. So long as the end did not come with violence, so long as it did not have to be a butchery before their eyes... Robert Neville looked out over the new people of the earth. He knew he did not belong to them; he knew that, like the vampires, he was anathema and black terror to be destroyed. And, abruptly, the concept came, amusing to him even in his pain. A coughing chuckle filled his throat. He turned and leaned against the wall while he swallowed the pills. Full circle, he thought while the final lethargy crept into his limbs. Full circle. A new terror born in death, a new superstition entering the unassailable fortress of forever. I am legend.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Richard Matheson" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-matheson/and-suddenly-he-thought-i-m-the-abnormal-one-now-normalcy-was-a/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/69f/richard-matheson-3375_full-circle_and-suddenly-he-thought-i-m-the-abnormal_2256165.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/69f/richard-matheson-3375_full-circle_and-suddenly-he-thought-i-m-the-abnormal_2256165.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/69f/richard-matheson-3375_full-circle_and-suddenly-he-thought-i-m-the-abnormal_2256165.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“... 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