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title: "24 Like Toilet Quotes by 19 authors"
description: "Browse 24 Like Toilet quotes by 19 authors. Discover the best Like Toilet sayings and thoughts."
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> [Your Just like a toilet, fat round and full of shit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/your-just-like-a-toilet-fat-round-and-full-of-shit/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/20b/anonymous-1_shit_your-just-like-a-toilet-fat-round-and-fu_6288.jpg)

> [“I felt like a toilet frog during the last three decades of the preceding century. (38)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frans-de-waal/i-felt-like-a-toilet-frog-during-the-last-three-decades-of-the/)

[Frans de Waal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frans-de-waal/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/204/frans-de-waal-2997_alienation_i-felt-like-a-toilet-frog-during-the-las_1681353.png)

> [“Make life like toilet paper - long and usefull”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zac-hanson/make-life-like-toilet-paper-long-and-usefull/)

[Zac Hanson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zac-hanson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/311/zac-hanson-25397_life_make-life-like-toilet-paper-long-and-use_925901.jpg)

> [Life is like toilet paper, youre either on a roll or youre taking sh!t from some @sshole!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/azgraybebly-joslan/life-is-like-toilet-paper-youre-either-on-a-roll-or-youre-taking-sh-t/)

[Azgraybebly Joslan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/azgraybebly-joslan/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/92c/azgraybebly-joslan-653_life_life-is-like-toilet-paper-youre-either-o_17346.jpg)

> [“The Higgs is like a toilet. It hides all the messy details”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lawrence-m-krauss/the-higgs-is-like-a-toilet-it-hides-all-the-messy-details/)

[Lawrence M. Krauss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lawrence-m-krauss/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/530/lawrence-m-krauss-2566_messy_the-higgs-is-like-a-toilet-it-hides-all_1258664.png)

> [When God closes a door, he opens a window. Sounds to me like he's on the toilet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dana-gould/when-god-closes-a-door-he-opens-a-window-sounds-to-me-like-he-s-on/)

[Dana Gould](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dana-gould/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c98/dana-gould-1290_door_when-god-closes-a-door-he-opens-a-window_3054852.png)

> [Problems are like toilet paper. You pull on one and ten more come.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/problems-are-like-toilet-paper-you-pull-on-one-and-ten-more-come/)

[Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e13/woody-allen-176_paper_problems-are-like-toilet-paper-you-pull_2556383.jpg)

> [May your life be like toilet paper... Long and useful](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/may-your-life-be-like-toilet-paper-long-and-useful/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3d7/anonymous-1_amazing-life_may-your-life-be-like-toilet-paper-long_2780607.jpg)

> [Sexy, no alcoholic, but she drink like a toilet. Told her do me a favor and put your mouth on this faucet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/young-jeezy/sexy-no-alcoholic-but-she-drink-like-a-toilet-told-her-do-me-a-favor/)

[Young Jeezy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/young-jeezy/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6f8/young-jeezy-1485_alcoholics_sexy-no-alcoholic-but-she-drink-like-a-t_3081448.png)

> [When I find out a hotel doesn't have a DSL, it's like "What? There's no toilet?" Once you get used to high…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/when-i-find-out-a-hotel-doesn-t-have-a-dsl-it-s-like-what-there-s-no/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7a9/robin-williams-682_high-speed_when-i-find-out-a-hotel-doesn-t-have-a-d_1655835.jpg)

> [I was the only westerner to succeed in a place that's like a toilet, and you always come out of a toilet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-reuben/i-was-the-only-westerner-to-succeed-in-a-place-that-s-like-a-toilet/)

[David Reuben](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-reuben/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b05/david-reuben-66958_always_i-was-the-only-westerner-to-succeed-in-a_713765.jpg)

> [Sometimes, Life Is like A Toilet Paper... You're Either On A ROLL Or Taking CRAP From Some ASSHOLE...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pacifiersucker/sometimes-life-is-like-a-toilet-paper-you-re-either-on-a-roll-or/)

[Pacifiersucker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pacifiersucker/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f06/pacifiersucker-133_attitude_sometimes-life-is-like-a-toilet-paper-yo_1202014.jpg)

> [Life is a lot like toilet paper. You're either on a roll...or you're taking shit from some asshole.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/life-is-a-lot-like-toilet-paper-you-re-either-on-a-roll-or-you-re/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b3f/anonymous-1_asshole_life-is-a-lot-like-toilet-paper-you-re-e_2824160.jpg)

> [I think people might think, oh, I don't want to approach the big famous author because it's embarrassing, but then they think…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/augusten-burroughs/i-think-people-might-think-oh-i-don-t-want-to-approach-the-big-famous/)

[Augusten Burroughs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/augusten-burroughs/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4a1/augusten-burroughs-603_approach_i-think-people-might-think-oh-i-don-t-wa_2225223.png)

> [Would you like some toilet paper, you're talking a load of shit !!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/would-you-like-some-toilet-paper-you-re-talking-a-load-of-shit/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d73/anonymous-1_funny_would-you-like-some-toilet-paper-you-re_485607.jpg)

> [Success is like toilet paper, it only seems important when you don't have it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-jeni/success-is-like-toilet-paper-it-only-seems-important-when-you-don-t/)

[Richard Jeni](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-jeni/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b5d/richard-jeni-12490_important_success-is-like-toilet-paper-it-only-see_1290514.png)

> [Cheaters are like toilet paper, so full of S.H.I.T](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/cheaters-are-like-toilet-paper-so-full-of-s-h-i-t/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/21d/anonymous-1_being-cheated-on_cheaters-are-like-toilet-paper-so-full-o_245616.jpg)

> [Life is like a toilet. It's full of shit. You just have to keep on flushing!..](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kyrachelsea/life-is-like-a-toilet-it-s-full-of-shit-you-just-have-to-keep-on/)

[Kyrachelsea](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kyrachelsea/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fee/kyrachelsea-73096_flushing_life-is-like-a-toilet-it-s-full-of-shit_564306.jpg)

> [“Love is like a toilet bowl. One touch and you too could be in deep shit.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pamela-august-russell/love-is-like-a-toilet-bowl-one-touch-and-you-too-could-be-in-deep-shit/)

[Pamela August Russell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pamela-august-russell/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d3b/pamela-august-russell-34976_love_love-is-like-a-toilet-bowl-one-touch-and_1206736.jpg)

> [Life is like toilet paper your either on a roll or taking crap from some asshole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/life-is-like-toilet-paper-your-either-on-a-roll-or-taking-crap-from/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/317/anonymous-1_asshole_life-is-like-toilet-paper-your-either-on_179932.jpg)

> [“Make your life like toilet paper. Long and usefull.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wolfgang-riebe/make-your-life-like-toilet-paper-long-and-usefull/)

[Wolfgang Riebe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wolfgang-riebe/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a29/wolfgang-riebe-83764_life_make-your-life-like-toilet-paper-long-an_36588.jpg)

> [Boys are like toilet paper, you use them, and then throw them away.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/taylor-austin/boys-are-like-toilet-paper-you-use-them-and-then-throw-them-away/)

[Taylor Austin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/taylor-austin/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f7b/taylor-austin-281730_toilet-paper_boys-are-like-toilet-paper-you-use-them_2023627.jpg)

> [“I like the New York Times. I only wish it were softer, and more like toilet paper.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-like-the-new-york-times-i-only-wish-it-were-softer-and-more-like/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e9a/jarod-kintz-2_journalism_i-like-the-new-york-times-i-only-wish-it_2825447.jpg)

> [In politics, you're like a toilet seat: you're up one day and down the next.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-ford/in-politics-you-re-like-a-toilet-seat-you-re-up-one-day-and-down-the/)

[Doug Ford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-ford/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f27/doug-ford-21316_day_in-politics-you-re-like-a-toilet-seat-yo_2330079.jpg)

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