--- title: "1 Like Standup Quotes By Ron White" description: "1 Like Standup quotes by Ron White. Plus more from Ron White and more Like Standup sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bdc/ron-white-2333_audience_i-only-like-the-live-audience-i-don-t-ev_2762740.png" --- > [I only like the live audience. I don't even like to do standup where it's being filmed. Because it affects the way the audience responds to what you say, because it makes them uncomfortable. You have to perform in a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-white/i-only-like-the-live-audience-i-don-t-even-like-to-do-standup-where/) [Ron White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-white/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bdc/ron-white-2333_audience_i-only-like-the-live-audience-i-don-t-ev_2762740.png) ## More by Ron White > [Any time someone achieves success before they've earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-white/any-time-someone-achieves-success-before-they-ve-earned-it-it-always/) [Ron White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-white/) > [Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-white/mother-she-likes-the-blue-material-just-fine/) [Ron White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-white/) > [I BELIEVE THAT IF LIFE GIVES U LEMONS U SHOULD MAKE A LEMONADE...AND TRY TO FIND SOMEONE WHOSE LIFE HAS GIVEN THEM VODKA,AND JUST…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-white/i-believe-that-if-life-gives-u-lemons-u-should-make-a-lemonade-and/) [RON WHITE](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-white/) > [I've never been one to look up the ladder. I've always looked down the ladder. As long as there's one guy down there, I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-white/i-ve-never-been-one-to-look-up-the-ladder-i-ve-always-looked-down-the/) [Ron White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-white/) > [When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable - onstage, talking, making 'em laugh…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-white/when-i-was-20-i-used-to-go-around-telling-stories-and-i-knew-where-i/) [Ron White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-white/) > [I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-white/i-love-cincinnati-but-you-can-keep-that-spaghetti-chili-product/) [Ron White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-white/) > [There's no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don't exist.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-white/there-s-no-backlog-of-people-we-can-fire-for-no-reason-and-act-as-if/) [Ron White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-white/) > [I don't like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that's the stuff that made…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-white/i-don-t-like-to-do-material-people-have-heard-now-they-like-to-hear/) [Ron White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-white/) > [Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-white/anybody-could-say-anything-they-want-about-me-and-it-literally-never/) [Ron White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-white/) > [I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever - plumbers and drywall hangers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-white/i-get-e-mail-from-all-over-the-world-and-from-lawyers-and-doctors-and/) [Ron White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-white/) > [All I know how to do is take what's on my mind and spit it out funny. I don't know what else I could…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-white/all-i-know-how-to-do-is-take-what-s-on-my-mind-and-spit-it-out-funny/) [Ron White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-white/) > [In Texas, we have the death penalty, and we use it. That's right. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-white/in-texas-we-have-the-death-penalty-and-we-use-it-that-s-right-if-you/) [Ron White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-white/) > [I quit smoking cigarettes and with the $70 a month I am saving not smoking cigarettes I'm smoking $700 worth of cigars.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-white/i-quit-smoking-cigarettes-and-with-the-70-a-month-i-am-saving-not/) [Ron White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-white/) > [I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He's probably the best comedian…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-white/i-really-understood-a-lot-more-about-comedy-after-listening-to-bill/) [Ron White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-white/) > [I don't do talk shows or go on Dr. Phil's show. He's a friend of mine, and, no, he doesn't give me any advice.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-white/i-don-t-do-talk-shows-or-go-on-dr-phil-s-show-he-s-a-friend-of-mine/) [Ron White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-white/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/like-standup/ron-white/#itemlist", "name": "1 Like Standup Quotes By Ron White", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I only like the live audience. I don't even like to do standup where it's being filmed. 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