--- title: "11 Like Salmon Quotes by 10 authors" description: "Browse 11 Like Salmon quotes by 10 authors. Discover the best Like Salmon sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6b6/rudyard-kipling-527_irish_the-irish-move-to-the-sound-of-the-guns_2030680.png" --- > [“The Irish move to the sound of the guns like salmon to the sea”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rudyard-kipling/the-irish-move-to-the-sound-of-the-guns-like-salmon-to-the-sea/) [Rudyard Kipling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rudyard-kipling/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6b6/rudyard-kipling-527_irish_the-irish-move-to-the-sound-of-the-guns_2030680.png) > [“His hand brushed my groin, and my cock leapt like a salmon.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-mac-nicol/his-hand-brushed-my-groin-and-my-cock-leapt-like-a-salmon/) [Susan Mac Nicol](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-mac-nicol/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9aa/susan-mac-nicol-56290_quote_his-hand-brushed-my-groin-and-my-cock-le_1208183.jpg) > [Someone may offer you a freshly caught whole large fish, like a salmon or striped bass. Don't panic - take it!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-child/someone-may-offer-you-a-freshly-caught-whole-large-fish-like-a-salmon/) [Julia Child](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julia-child/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fc6/julia-child-1522_bass_someone-may-offer-you-a-freshly-caught-w_1149707.jpg) > [I don't know anything about the Chicago Bears, but I know a few things about bears. I know they eat fish out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/luke-hemmings/i-don-t-know-anything-about-the-chicago-bears-but-i-know-a-few-things/) [Luke Hemmings](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/luke-hemmings/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/09b/luke-hemmings-4537_anything_i-don-t-know-anything-about-the-chicago_1381487.jpg) > [“I network like a salmon in a bear costume. Why swim upstream when the honeybee has all the flowers? Is anything more…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-network-like-a-salmon-in-a-bear-costume-why-swim-upstream-when-the/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5b5/jarod-kintz-2_flower_i-network-like-a-salmon-in-a-bear-costum_1130503.jpg) > [It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I've done so much morning radio that I won't be overwhelmed by…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-carolla/it-should-be-like-a-salmon-taking-to-open-water-i-ve-done-so-much/) [Adam Carolla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-carolla/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3f8/adam-carolla-2058_challenges_it-should-be-like-a-salmon-taking-to-ope_2045192.png) > [I love a massage. I'd go every day if I could. I don't need to be wrapped in herbs like a salmon…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jason-bateman/i-love-a-massage-i-d-go-every-day-if-i-could-i-don-t-need-to-be/) [Jason Bateman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jason-bateman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/73a/jason-bateman-9509_every-day_i-love-a-massage-i-d-go-every-day-if-i-c_1535611.jpg) > [“I want to grow a tan and an accent, then dig it out of my garden and staple it to my naked…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-want-to-grow-a-tan-and-an-accent-then-dig-it-out-of-my-garden-and/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5fa/jarod-kintz-2_quote_i-want-to-grow-a-tan-and-an-accent-then_983424.jpg) > [The meditative angler is not exempt from sensational periods. There are times when all the uncertainty of his chosen pursuit seems to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-van-dyke/the-meditative-angler-is-not-exempt-from-sensational-periods-there/) [Henry Van Dyke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henry-van-dyke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb6/henry-van-dyke-2453_anglers_the-meditative-angler-is-not-exempt-from_1581301.jpg) > [I can make things, but I don't cook them, exactly. Like salmon, I can stick that in a pan. Or the other…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paula-poundstone/i-can-make-things-but-i-don-t-cook-them-exactly-like-salmon-i-can/) [Paula Poundstone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paula-poundstone/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/478/paula-poundstone-7706_cook_i-can-make-things-but-i-don-t-cook-them_357038.jpg) > [“While I was swimming in the pool the other day, I was thinking about all kinds of things. About you, about Helsinki.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/haruki-murakami/while-i-was-swimming-in-the-pool-the-other-day-i-was-thinking-about/) [Haruki Murakami](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/haruki-murakami/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d00/haruki-murakami-21_gut-feelings_while-i-was-swimming-in-the-pool-the-oth_3187365.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/like-salmon/#itemlist", "name": "Like Salmon Quotes", "numberOfItems": 11, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“The Irish move to the sound of the guns like salmon to the sea”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Rudyard Kipling" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rudyard-kipling/the-irish-move-to-the-sound-of-the-guns-like-salmon-to-the-sea/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6b6/rudyard-kipling-527_irish_the-irish-move-to-the-sound-of-the-guns_2030680.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6b6/rudyard-kipling-527_irish_the-irish-move-to-the-sound-of-the-guns_2030680.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6b6/rudyard-kipling-527_irish_the-irish-move-to-the-sound-of-the-guns_2030680.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The Irish move to the sound of the guns like salmon to the sea” — Rudyard Kipling", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“His hand brushed my groin, and my cock leapt like a salmon.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Susan Mac Nicol" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-mac-nicol/his-hand-brushed-my-groin-and-my-cock-leapt-like-a-salmon/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9aa/susan-mac-nicol-56290_quote_his-hand-brushed-my-groin-and-my-cock-le_1208183.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9aa/susan-mac-nicol-56290_quote_his-hand-brushed-my-groin-and-my-cock-le_1208183.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9aa/susan-mac-nicol-56290_quote_his-hand-brushed-my-groin-and-my-cock-le_1208183.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“His hand brushed my groin, and my cock leapt like a salmon.” — Susan Mac Nicol", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Someone may offer you a freshly caught whole large fish, like a salmon or striped bass. 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