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title: "3 Like Retards Quotes by 3 authors"
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> [I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-corddry/i-don-t-know-how-this-company-got-the-name-national-shakespeare/)

[Rob Corddry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-corddry/)

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> [“It's amazing how people can sound like retards when they're talking to their girlfriend, especially if they really love her a lot.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/etgar-keret/it-s-amazing-how-people-can-sound-like-retards-when-they-re-talking/)

[Etgar Keret](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/etgar-keret/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/078/etgar-keret-2656_girlfriend_it-s-amazing-how-people-can-sound-like-r_1083269.png)

> [& your just jealous because we act like retards in public and people still love us.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/your-just-jealous-because-we-act-like-retards-in-public-and-people/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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