--- title: "1 Like Oatmeal Quotes By Jaclyn Moriarty" description: "1 Like Oatmeal quotes by Jaclyn Moriarty. Plus more from Jaclyn Moriarty and more Like Oatmeal sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/391/jaclyn-moriarty-13344_bars_dear-complete-and-utter-stranger-the-fir_3151712.jpg" --- > [Dear Complete and Utter Stranger, The first thing that I have to say is that I hate oatmeal. I really hate it. And you know what? If you like oatmeal at all? I mean even the tiniest bit? I mean,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jaclyn-moriarty/dear-complete-and-utter-stranger-the-first-thing-that-i-have-to-say/) [Jaclyn Moriarty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jaclyn-moriarty/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/391/jaclyn-moriarty-13344_bars_dear-complete-and-utter-stranger-the-fir_3151712.jpg) ## More by Jaclyn Moriarty > [The Irish people didn't get on that well with each other either. They hated the Catholics, was the main issue, as I see. You…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jaclyn-moriarty/the-irish-people-didn-t-get-on-that-well-with-each-other-either-they/) [Jaclyn Moriarty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jaclyn-moriarty/) > [“As if Riley and Amelia were lions, and we were a menage a trois of lively, prancing deer.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jaclyn-moriarty/as-if-riley-and-amelia-were-lions-and-we-were-a-menage-a-trois-of/) [Jaclyn Moriarty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jaclyn-moriarty/) > [Brookfield High School. How may I direct your call? No, sir, this is not a waste- disposal unit, I'm afraid you have the wrong…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jaclyn-moriarty/brookfield-high-school-how-may-i-direct-your-call-no-sir-this-is-not/) [Jaclyn Moriarty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jaclyn-moriarty/) > [“Ah, even sitting here on my front porch, looking out over the fields, there's a part of me aches to see him walking. To…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jaclyn-moriarty/ah-even-sitting-here-on-my-front-porch-looking-out-over-the-fields/) [Jaclyn Moriarty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jaclyn-moriarty/) > [My father, I never knew, except for this one time when he threw a ball and told me to go fetch it. "Dad," I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jaclyn-moriarty/my-father-i-never-knew-except-for-this-one-time-when-he-threw-a-ball/) [Jaclyn Moriarty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jaclyn-moriarty/) > [I love her bare legs from a distance. When she's standing by a pool. When she's facing the water, thinking. Her legs are white…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jaclyn-moriarty/i-love-her-bare-legs-from-a-distance-when-she-s-standing-by-a-pool/) [Jaclyn Moriarty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jaclyn-moriarty/) > [I saw your name in lights last night. It's the middle of the night, and I can't sleep, thinking all my trumpeting thoughts, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jaclyn-moriarty/i-saw-your-name-in-lights-last-night-it-s-the-middle-of-the-night-and/) [Jaclyn Moriarty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jaclyn-moriarty/) > [ “She's always getting into trouble because she gets bored really really easily. \[...\] My mum says it's because Celia has an attention span the… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jaclyn-moriarty/she-s-always-getting-into-trouble-because-she-gets-bored-really/) [Jaclyn Moriarty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jaclyn-moriarty/) > [I hope you feel better today. Please ring me at work if you are dead.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jaclyn-moriarty/i-hope-you-feel-better-today-please-ring-me-at-work-if-you-are-dead/) [Jaclyn Moriarty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jaclyn-moriarty/) > [“Who knows if all our brains are inventing the same thing? I mean, how do we know that the thing YOUR eyes see and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jaclyn-moriarty/who-knows-if-all-our-brains-are-inventing-the-same-thing-i-mean-how/) [Jaclyn Moriarty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jaclyn-moriarty/) > [You do know the answers to most of your problems. Somewhere deep inside, you know.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jaclyn-moriarty/you-do-know-the-answers-to-most-of-your-problems-somewhere-deep/) [Jaclyn Moriarty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jaclyn-moriarty/) > [“I never saw anything like it. He was like the bit in the movie where Tom Cruise is a lawyer and he's decided he's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jaclyn-moriarty/i-never-saw-anything-like-it-he-was-like-the-bit-in-the-movie-where/) [Jaclyn Moriarty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jaclyn-moriarty/) > [“Dear Amelia, I hear there are giant jellyfish in the Arctic, tentacles longer than train carriages. Haystacks fly over cities in whirlwinds, and fish…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jaclyn-moriarty/dear-amelia-i-hear-there-are-giant-jellyfish-in-the-arctic-tentacles/) [Jaclyn Moriarty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jaclyn-moriarty/) > [I was just peeling some potatoes for dinner and they all looked like crisp white potatoes until I cut them in half. Every single…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jaclyn-moriarty/i-was-just-peeling-some-potatoes-for-dinner-and-they-all-looked-like/) [Jaclyn Moriarty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jaclyn-moriarty/) > [“When she got back from taking Cassie to school Fancy knew that she ought to be working on her wilderness romance. She had promised…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jaclyn-moriarty/when-she-got-back-from-taking-cassie-to-school-fancy-knew-that-she/) [Jaclyn Moriarty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jaclyn-moriarty/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/like-oatmeal/jaclyn-moriarty/#itemlist", "name": "1 Like Oatmeal Quotes By Jaclyn Moriarty", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Dear Complete and Utter Stranger, The first thing that I have to say is that I hate oatmeal. I really hate it. And you know what? If you like oatmeal at all? I mean even the tiniest bit? I mean, say you were lost in the Himalayas, right, and you hadn't eaten anything except a Mars Bar for about seven years, right, and you're really cold and your fingers are all dropping off, right, and you look behind this rock, and there's this bowl of oatmeal? 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