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title: "3 Like Mitch Quotes by 3 authors"
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> [If everyone were like him (Mitch Williams) I wouldn't play. I'd find a safer way to make a living.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-van-slyke/if-everyone-were-like-him-mitch-williams-i-wouldn-t-play-i-d-find-a/)

[Andy Van Slyke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-van-slyke/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4d7/andy-van-slyke-28024_ifs_if-everyone-were-like-him-mitch-williams_135047.png)

> [“I’m not going to write stuff like, “Mitch McConnell and I may disagree, but when we’re off the clock, we’re the best…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/al-franken/i-m-not-going-to-write-stuff-like-mitch-mcconnell-and-i-may-disagree/)

[Al Franken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/al-franken/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/44f/al-franken-1407_comedy_i-m-not-going-to-write-stuff-like-mitch_305307.jpg)

> [I grew up in the era where everybody wanted to sing like Mitch Ryder and James Brown. And I did, too. But…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-mcdonald/i-grew-up-in-the-era-where-everybody-wanted-to-sing-like-mitch-ryder/)

[Michael McDonald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-mcdonald/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0fe/michael-mcdonald-6275_era_i-grew-up-in-the-era-where-everybody-wan_3032527.jpg)

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