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> [Some people like milk, but I would never drink anything you have to stroke out of an animal.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonas-eriksson/some-people-like-milk-but-i-would-never-drink-anything-you-have-to/)

[Jonas Eriksson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonas-eriksson/)

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## More by Jonas Eriksson

> [It’s not great when your husband thinks the only guy who can talk to you, is some other guy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonas-eriksson/it-s-not-great-when-your-husband-thinks-the-only-guy-who-can-talk-to/)

[Jonas Eriksson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonas-eriksson/)

> [“Believe in human beings - not all are good, but deep down all can be. But that doesn't mean you need to hang around…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonas-eriksson/believe-in-human-beings-not-all-are-good-but-deep-down-all-can-be-but/)

[Jonas Eriksson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonas-eriksson/)

> [If you appreciate the small things, you're likely to get the big ones.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonas-eriksson/if-you-appreciate-the-small-things-you-re-likely-to-get-the-big-ones/)

[Jonas Eriksson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonas-eriksson/)

> [“I want to employ tough people, people who know what they want and how to get it. Virgins must have a pretty poor track…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonas-eriksson/i-want-to-employ-tough-people-people-who-know-what-they-want-and-how/)

[Jonas Eriksson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonas-eriksson/)

> [“There is one word I can’t stand and it’s ASAP and that’s not even a word.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonas-eriksson/there-is-one-word-i-can-t-stand-and-it-s-asap-and-that-s-not-even-a/)

[Jonas Eriksson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonas-eriksson/)

> [“I have no excuse, neither real nor invented so I let my platinum express do the talking instead.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonas-eriksson/i-have-no-excuse-neither-real-nor-invented-so-i-let-my-platinum/)

[Jonas Eriksson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonas-eriksson/)

> [“You have really nice teeth,” Terry said and thought they could be excellent for his collection of human body parts.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonas-eriksson/you-have-really-nice-teeth-terry-said-and-thought-they-could-be/)

[Jonas Eriksson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonas-eriksson/)

> [“You sick bastard,” she said. “Yes, I guess you could call me that." Terry replied.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonas-eriksson/you-sick-bastard-she-said-yes-i-guess-you-could-call-me-that-terry/)

[Jonas Eriksson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonas-eriksson/)

> [Stay humble as a writer: write on toilet paper.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonas-eriksson/stay-humble-as-a-writer-write-on-toilet-paper/)

[Jonas Eriksson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonas-eriksson/)

> [“The first clear thought I have is that I have to stop thinking with my penis. It always points me into trouble.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonas-eriksson/the-first-clear-thought-i-have-is-that-i-have-to-stop-thinking-with/)

[Jonas Eriksson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonas-eriksson/)

> [“The hotel is not happy with me breaking a 2000-dollar TV. For a second I feel like a rock star, but that’s just a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonas-eriksson/the-hotel-is-not-happy-with-me-breaking-a-2000-dollar-tv-for-a-second/)

[Jonas Eriksson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonas-eriksson/)

> [“He’s always overly dressed which makes him look stiff – like he wants to do taxes, not women.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonas-eriksson/he-s-always-overly-dressed-which-makes-him-look-stiff-like-he-wants/)

[Jonas Eriksson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonas-eriksson/)

> [“Terry loved candlelight dinners and red wine. It was a nice contrast from work. And killing people.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonas-eriksson/terry-loved-candlelight-dinners-and-red-wine-it-was-a-nice-contrast/)

[Jonas Eriksson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonas-eriksson/)

> [“You are so beautiful, I could eat you,” he said. And it was true. Her smile was as intoxicating as the wine. And he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonas-eriksson/you-are-so-beautiful-i-could-eat-you-he-said-and-it-was-true-her/)

[Jonas Eriksson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonas-eriksson/)

> [“He was a strange mix of Heinrich Himmler and Barney the Dinosaur.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonas-eriksson/he-was-a-strange-mix-of-heinrich-himmler-and-barney-the-dinosaur/)

[Jonas Eriksson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonas-eriksson/)

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