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> [“Procrastination is like masturbation, in the beginning it feels good, but in the end, you're just f\*\*\*ing yourself!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-mccarthy/procrastination-is-like-masturbation-in-the-beginning-it-feels-good/)

Michael McCarthy

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## More by Michael McCarthy

> [“Procrastination is like masturbation, in the beginning it feels good, but in the end, you're just f\*\*\*ing yourself!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-mccarthy/procrastination-is-like-masturbation-in-the-beginning-it-feels-good/)

Michael McCarthy

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