--- title: "1 Like Masturbation Quotes By Bob Saget" description: "1 Like Masturbation quotes by Bob Saget. Plus more from Bob Saget and more Like Masturbation sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6eb/bob-saget-3208_arrested_jon-lovitz-jon-your-act-is-like-masturba_2208885.jpg" --- > [Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you're the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-saget/jon-lovitz-jon-your-act-is-like-masturbation-you-re-the-only-one-who/) [Bob Saget](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-saget/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6eb/bob-saget-3208_arrested_jon-lovitz-jon-your-act-is-like-masturba_2208885.jpg) ## More by Bob Saget > [The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-saget/the-squirrel-in-my-yard-really-knows-his-way-around-the-neighborhood/) [Bob Saget](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-saget/) > [I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby's behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-saget/i-just-had-a-pedicure-my-feet-are-soft-like-a-baby-s-behind-if-his/) [Bob Saget](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-saget/) > [Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-saget/some-people-rely-on-rumors-and-gossip-because-they-are-devoid-of-any/) [Bob Saget](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-saget/) > [I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they're really…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-saget/i-love-watching-people-get-hit-in-the-crotch-but-only-if-they-get/) [Bob Saget](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-saget/) > [I don't like the negative of reality tv - the 'you're no good, so you have to leave, I choose you, but I thought…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-saget/i-don-t-like-the-negative-of-reality-tv-the-you-re-no-good-so-you/) [Bob Saget](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-saget/) > [If you're hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-saget/if-you-re-hanging-out-with-two-negative-people-do-they-equal-one/) [Bob Saget](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-saget/) > [A lot of the comedians don't even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-saget/a-lot-of-the-comedians-don-t-even-tell-the-joke-like-only-three-tell/) [Bob Saget](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-saget/) > [A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-saget/a-good-way-to-keep-your-relationship-together-is-not-to-scream-in/) [Bob Saget](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-saget/) > [I can't do negative, needy, or narcissistic anymore. Oh wait, I can still do the last one, aw nuts.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-saget/i-can-t-do-negative-needy-or-narcissistic-anymore-oh-wait-i-can-still/) [Bob Saget](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-saget/) > [It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-saget/it-was-a-job-the-video-show-was-a-job-you-don-t-tell-the-aristocrats/) [Bob Saget](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-saget/) > [Now people want what the movie was about, which is violent comedy. And that's really what The Aristocrats is based on - what will…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-saget/now-people-want-what-the-movie-was-about-which-is-violent-comedy-and/) [Bob Saget](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-saget/) > [I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, 'Radio can wait, take me to the Full House…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-saget/i-was-going-to-do-a-big-radio-show-and-i-said-to-my-driver-radio-can/) [Bob Saget](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-saget/) > [I'm psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-saget/i-m-psyched-about-what-i-can-contribute-that-can-be-meaningful-to/) [Bob Saget](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-saget/) > [When you have a good time there is no time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-saget/when-you-have-a-good-time-there-is-no-time/) [Bob Saget](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-saget/) > [A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-saget/a-lot-of-people-ask-me-what-my-favorite-episode-of-full-house-was-i/) [Bob Saget](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-saget/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/like-masturbation/bob-saget/#itemlist", "name": "1 Like Masturbation Quotes By Bob Saget", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Jon Lovitz. 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