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> [Well, Ive been lickin this carpet for 3 whole hours and I dont feel like a lesbian.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-cartman/well-ive-been-lickin-this-carpet-for-3-whole-hours-and-i-dont-feel/)

[Eric Cartman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-cartman/)

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## More by Eric Cartman

> [Alright. Look. I didnt want to have to say this, but I think maybe were not seeing heaven because one of us doesnt believe…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-cartman/alright-look-i-didnt-want-to-have-to-say-this-but-i-think-maybe-were/)

[Eric Cartman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-cartman/)

> [Ive learned something, too: selling out is sweet because when you sell out, you get to make a lot of money, and when you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-cartman/ive-learned-something-too-selling-out-is-sweet-because-when-you-sell/)

[Eric Cartman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-cartman/)

> [I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, Id be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-cartman/i-would-never-let-a-woman-kick-my-ass-if-she-tried-something-id-be/)

[Eric Cartman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-cartman/)

> [Its a mans obligation to stick his boneration in a womens separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-cartman/its-a-mans-obligation-to-stick-his-boneration-in-a-womens-separation/)

[Eric Cartman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-cartman/)

> [Speaking of pounding ass, here comes Stans little homo dog.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-cartman/speaking-of-pounding-ass-here-comes-stans-little-homo-dog/)

[Eric Cartman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-cartman/)

> [If some girl tried to kick my ass, Id be like, Hey. Why dont you stop dressing me like a mailman uh, and making…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-cartman/if-some-girl-tried-to-kick-my-ass-id-be-like-hey-why-dont-you-stop/)

[Eric Cartman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-cartman/)

> [No, they dont, you jealous weakling. Passing Man: God damn, thats a big fat ass.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-cartman/no-they-dont-you-jealous-weakling-passing-man-god-damn-thats-a-big/)

[Eric Cartman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-cartman/)

> [Hippies.Theyre everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-cartman/hippies-theyre-everywhere-they-wanna-save-the-earth-but-all-they-do/)

[Eric Cartman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-cartman/)

> [Well, Ive been lickin this carpet for 3 whole hours and I dont feel like a lesbian.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-cartman/well-ive-been-lickin-this-carpet-for-3-whole-hours-and-i-dont-feel/)

[Eric Cartman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-cartman/)

> [How would you like to suck my balls?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-cartman/how-would-you-like-to-suck-my-balls/)

[Eric Cartman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-cartman/)

> [MomKitty is being a dildo.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-cartman/momkitty-is-being-a-dildo/)

[Eric Cartman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-cartman/)

> [Respect My Authority!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-cartman/respect-my-authority/)

[Eric Cartman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-cartman/)

> [Handle it? For two billion dollars I could handle my Grandpas balls dude.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-cartman/handle-it-for-two-billion-dollars-i-could-handle-my-grandpas-balls/)

[Eric Cartman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-cartman/)

> [You so much as TOUCH kittys ass, and Ill put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-cartman/you-so-much-as-touch-kittys-ass-and-ill-put-a-firecracker-in-your/)

[Eric Cartman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-cartman/)

> [Im just saying youre just a little wuss, thats all.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-cartman/im-just-saying-youre-just-a-little-wuss-thats-all/)

[Eric Cartman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-cartman/)

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