--- title: "1 Like Die Quotes By L.J. Shen" description: "1 Like Die quotes by L.J. Shen. Plus more from L.J. Shen and more Like Die sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b4e/l-j-shen-1983_obituary_i-watch-her-watch-me-i-m-so-hard-my-brai_983200.jpg" --- > [“I watch her watch me. I'm so hard my brain can barely function. All my blood is in my dick, and it's so engorged it might explode if she just looks in its direction. So this is what it feels…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-j-shen/i-watch-her-watch-me-i-m-so-hard-my-brain-can-barely-function-all-my/) [L.J. Shen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-j-shen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b4e/l-j-shen-1983_obituary_i-watch-her-watch-me-i-m-so-hard-my-brai_983200.jpg) ## More by L.J. Shen > [“I put her under my spell, to make sure she was mine. Scribbling onto her the notes only I could play. Now that Tania…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-j-shen/i-put-her-under-my-spell-to-make-sure-she-was-mine-scribbling-onto/) [L.J. Shen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-j-shen/) > [“Group hug!” Daisy announced, and before I knew it, I was buried in my friends’ arms. I inhaled their scents, feminine and hopeful, closing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-j-shen/group-hug-daisy-announced-and-before-i-knew-it-i-was-buried-in-my/) [L.J. Shen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-j-shen/) > [“A sadistic jerk?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-j-shen/a-sadistic-jerk/) [L.J. Shen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-j-shen/) > [“All you have to do is not fuck it up. Is it really that hard?” Was he kidding? Of course it was that hard.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-j-shen/all-you-have-to-do-is-not-fuck-it-up-is-it-really-that-hard-was-he/) [L.J. Shen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-j-shen/) > [“You’re awfully possessive.” …“That’s because you’re awfully mine.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-j-shen/you-re-awfully-possessive-that-s-because-you-re-awfully-mine/) [L.J. Shen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-j-shen/) > [“That was me. I was The Fixer. Everything was fixed. Well, other than what was important. I walked down the hallway of the hospital…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-j-shen/that-was-me-i-was-the-fixer-everything-was-fixed-well-other-than-what/) [L.J. Shen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-j-shen/) > [“Why the fuck did I know what any of these terms meant, you might wonder? Because my soulless arse did Armani and Balmain campaigns…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-j-shen/why-the-fuck-did-i-know-what-any-of-these-terms-meant-you-might/) [L.J. Shen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-j-shen/) > [“Because when you’re a rock star and make a crap ton of money, everyone wants a piece of the pie. A pie you baked.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-j-shen/because-when-you-re-a-rock-star-and-make-a-crap-ton-of-money-everyone/) [L.J. Shen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-j-shen/) > [“I’d finally found him. The one man scarier than my father. Not that I was looking. Because while Vicious made a lot of noise,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-j-shen/i-d-finally-found-him-the-one-man-scarier-than-my-father-not-that-i/) [L.J. Shen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-j-shen/) > [“Another beat of silence on my end. If you wanted to win a negotiation, rule number one was to talk less. Show minimal interest.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-j-shen/another-beat-of-silence-on-my-end-if-you-wanted-to-win-a-negotiation/) [L.J. Shen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-j-shen/) > [“Wanker had the manners of a used tampon.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-j-shen/wanker-had-the-manners-of-a-used-tampon/) [L.J. Shen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-j-shen/) > [“You can’t stand here.” I pushed her away with my butt, “Why can’t I…” But there was no need to finish the sentence. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-j-shen/you-can-t-stand-here-i-pushed-her-away-with-my-butt-why-can-t-i-but/) [L.J. Shen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-j-shen/) > [“Sweet? Maybe. Yours? No,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-j-shen/sweet-maybe-yours-no/) [L.J. Shen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-j-shen/) > [“Sparrow was my lovebird, and I couldn’t clip her wings anymore. I have bent her with the weight of my actions and lies for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-j-shen/sparrow-was-my-lovebird-and-i-couldn-t-clip-her-wings-anymore-i-have/) [L.J. Shen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-j-shen/) > [“In my mind, we were two asteroids orbiting around each other. I thought I was the sun and you were earth, but now I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-j-shen/in-my-mind-we-were-two-asteroids-orbiting-around-each-other-i-thought/) [L.J. Shen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-j-shen/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/like-die/l-j-shen/#itemlist", "name": "1 Like Die Quotes By L.J. Shen", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I watch her watch me. I'm so hard my brain can barely function. All my blood is in my dick, and it's so engorged it might explode if she just looks in its direction. So this is what it feels like to die of horniness. My obituary is going to be embarrassing if anyone bothers writing it.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "L.J. 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