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> [“Men are like cigarettes. I only want one when I'm drunk.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-smith/men-are-like-cigarettes-i-only-want-one-when-i-m-drunk/)

[Helen Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-smith/)

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## More by Helen Smith

> [“Perhaps our matching black outfits - even Phoebe wears dark colors - convince him that we are lesbian Buddhists”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-smith/perhaps-our-matching-black-outfits-even-phoebe-wears-dark-colors/)

[Helen Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-smith/)

> [“She has carefully audited her life and found she has no requirement for a husband.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-smith/she-has-carefully-audited-her-life-and-found-she-has-no-requirement/)

[Helen Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-smith/)

> [“When I first learned to drive and I bought petrol I went to great lengths to trickle the final drops into the petrol tank…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-smith/when-i-first-learned-to-drive-and-i-bought-petrol-i-went-to-great/)

[Helen Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-smith/)

> [“Why aren’t boys more engaged in school? According to Sommers, “schools today tend to be run by women for girls. Classrooms can be hostile…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-smith/why-aren-t-boys-more-engaged-in-school-according-to-sommers-schools/)

[Helen Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-smith/)

> [“He is intelligent enough to get a job that would earn him good money, but too clever to want one.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-smith/he-is-intelligent-enough-to-get-a-job-that-would-earn-him-good-money/)

[Helen Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-smith/)

> [“People who work in offices are crazy, they create an environment they hate, write rules they want to break, cast each other in roles…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-smith/people-who-work-in-offices-are-crazy-they-create-an-environment-they/)

[Helen Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-smith/)

> [“He hadn’t realized that the ordinary little things that happened, the ones that took place between the big events while waiting for something more…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-smith/he-hadn-t-realized-that-the-ordinary-little-things-that-happened-the/)

[Helen Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-smith/)

> [“Women’s groups follow a double standard: When women lag behind men, that is an injustice that must be aggressively targeted. But when men are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-smith/women-s-groups-follow-a-double-standard-when-women-lag-behind-men/)

[Helen Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-smith/)

> [“Men are like cigarettes. I only want one when I'm drunk.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-smith/men-are-like-cigarettes-i-only-want-one-when-i-m-drunk/)

[Helen Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-smith/)

> [“I never realized before that taking care of someone makes you love them more than when they take care of you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-smith/i-never-realized-before-that-taking-care-of-someone-makes-you-love/)

[Helen Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-smith/)

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