--- title: "1 Like Ceo Quotes By Andrew Shaffer" description: "1 Like Ceo quotes by Andrew Shaffer. Plus more from Andrew Shaffer and more Like Ceo sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f0d/andrew-shaffer-9890_humor_stop-it-girl-there-s-no-way-he-s-five-ye_480690.jpg" --- > [“ Stop it, girl. There’s no way he’s five-years-old. Or one hundred. He’s probably like every other CEO on the planet: Late twenties, handsome in that geeky sort of way, and just as awkward as you. I breathe a sigh…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-shaffer/stop-it-girl-there-s-no-way-he-s-five-years-old-or-one-hundred-he-s/) [Andrew Shaffer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-shaffer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f0d/andrew-shaffer-9890_humor_stop-it-girl-there-s-no-way-he-s-five-ye_480690.jpg) ## More by Andrew Shaffer > [When Patrick finally broke his silence with 2008's 'Anthems For the Damned' - the first Filter album that he recorded sober - fans were…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-shaffer/when-patrick-finally-broke-his-silence-with-2008-s-anthems-for-the/) [Andrew Shaffer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-shaffer/) > [“Who is this man I’m supposed to interview, this man whose last name is the same as the color of my sweatpants? Is that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-shaffer/who-is-this-man-i-m-supposed-to-interview-this-man-whose-last-name-is/) [Andrew Shaffer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-shaffer/) > [“She hands me a security badge that says VIRGIN. How could she know that I’m a virgin? Is it that obvious? “How did you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-shaffer/she-hands-me-a-security-badge-that-says-virgin-how-could-she-know/) [Andrew Shaffer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-shaffer/) > [If you're looking for a behind-the-scenes rock-n-roll biography, pick up Nikki Sixx's 'The Heroin Diaries'. If you want the world's most narcissistic high school…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-shaffer/if-you-re-looking-for-a-behind-the-scenes-rock-n-roll-biography-pick/) [Andrew Shaffer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-shaffer/) > [“ Stop it, girl. There’s no way he’s five-years-old. Or one hundred. He’s probably like every other CEO on the planet: Late twenties, handsome…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-shaffer/stop-it-girl-there-s-no-way-he-s-five-years-old-or-one-hundred-he-s/) [Andrew Shaffer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-shaffer/) > [Chicago is a city built on architecture, and there are plenty of buildings to scale.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-shaffer/chicago-is-a-city-built-on-architecture-and-there-are-plenty-of/) [Andrew Shaffer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-shaffer/) > [Treat haters in your online spaces just the same as you would in the real world. If they're not respectful to you and your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-shaffer/treat-haters-in-your-online-spaces-just-the-same-as-you-would-in-the/) [Andrew Shaffer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-shaffer/) > [In 2009, the American Library Association recorded 460 challenges reported to the Office of Intellectual Freedom.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-shaffer/in-2009-the-american-library-association-recorded-460-challenges/) [Andrew Shaffer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-shaffer/) > [“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. Damn my hair – it’s fifty shades of fucked up. The situation I’m in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-shaffer/i-growl-with-frustration-at-my-reflection-in-the-mirror-damn-my-hair/) [Andrew Shaffer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-shaffer/) > [Young adult author Richelle Mead holds the distinction to perhaps be the only author ever to have a book banned... before it was even…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-shaffer/young-adult-author-richelle-mead-holds-the-distinction-to-perhaps-be/) [Andrew Shaffer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-shaffer/) > [In their political careers, Obama and Biden faced down lobbyists, Tea Party carpetbaggers, and Washington gridlock.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-shaffer/in-their-political-careers-obama-and-biden-faced-down-lobbyists-tea/) [Andrew Shaffer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-shaffer/) > [The difficult part of writing about someone you don't admire is that it's easy to demonize them. What you get then is a cackling…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-shaffer/the-difficult-part-of-writing-about-someone-you-don-t-admire-is-that/) [Andrew Shaffer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-shaffer/) > [I catch Filter in Des Moines doing their soundcheck at a small club. After tearing through a few songs, they spend nearly an hour…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-shaffer/i-catch-filter-in-des-moines-doing-their-soundcheck-at-a-small-club/) [Andrew Shaffer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-shaffer/) > [In the White House, Obama was driven around in an armored Cadillac limo nicknamed 'The Beast.' In 'Hope Never Dies,' he blows his book…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-shaffer/in-the-white-house-obama-was-driven-around-in-an-armored-cadillac/) [Andrew Shaffer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-shaffer/) > [Celebrating Christmas without subscribing to Christianity is like watching the Super Bowl without watching a regular season game. 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