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> [“Life without risks is like a burrito without Tabasco. Bland, but you’ll still fart.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martyn-v-halm/life-without-risks-is-like-a-burrito-without-tabasco-bland-but-you-ll/)

[Martyn V. Halm](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martyn-v-halm/)

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## More by Martyn V. Halm

> [“If you want to treat your book as a child, the finished book should be an adult, capable to stand on its own legs…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martyn-v-halm/if-you-want-to-treat-your-book-as-a-child-the-finished-book-should-be/)

[Martyn V. Halm](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martyn-v-halm/)

> [“I don’t like to walk around with trophies though, so the price goes up if the client wants something to gloat over.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martyn-v-halm/i-don-t-like-to-walk-around-with-trophies-though-so-the-price-goes-up/)

[Martyn V. Halm](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martyn-v-halm/)

> [“You can’t understand my work if you lack the moral deficiency to kill indiscriminately.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martyn-v-halm/you-can-t-understand-my-work-if-you-lack-the-moral-deficiency-to-kill/)

[Martyn V. Halm](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martyn-v-halm/)

> [“Life without risks is like a burrito without Tabasco. Bland, but you’ll still fart.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martyn-v-halm/life-without-risks-is-like-a-burrito-without-tabasco-bland-but-you-ll/)

[Martyn V. Halm](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martyn-v-halm/)

> [“Compassion: listening to a month’s worth of snivelling when you break up with yet another asshole.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martyn-v-halm/compassion-listening-to-a-month-s-worth-of-snivelling-when-you-break/)

[Martyn V. Halm](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martyn-v-halm/)

> [“Common sense is only irritating in other people”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martyn-v-halm/common-sense-is-only-irritating-in-other-people/)

[Martyn V. Halm](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martyn-v-halm/)

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