--- title: "9 Like Bullshit Quotes by 9 authors" description: "Browse 9 Like Bullshit quotes by 9 authors. Discover the best Like Bullshit sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6d1/crapp-15433_language_i-m-sorry-what-language-are-you-speaking_1491286.jpg" --- > [I'm sorry what language are you speaking? it sounds like bullshit](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/crapp/i-m-sorry-what-language-are-you-speaking-it-sounds-like-bullshit/) [Crapp](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/crapp/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6d1/crapp-15433_language_i-m-sorry-what-language-are-you-speaking_1491286.jpg) > [“I can't bullshit you. In all this time, you're the only person I can't fool. It's like you're bullshit-proof.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/h-m-ward/i-can-t-bullshit-you-in-all-this-time-you-re-the-only-person-i-can-t/) [H.M. Ward](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/h-m-ward/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d9e/h-m-ward-4188_bullshit_i-can-t-bullshit-you-in-all-this-time-yo_506116.jpg) > [“I don't like bullshit and pretense. I can't enjoy the joy at church... without some cash in my wallet.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/i-don-t-like-bullshit-and-pretense-i-can-t-enjoy-the-joy-at-church/) [Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/58d/toba-beta-105_cash_i-don-t-like-bullshit-and-pretense-i-can_817363.jpg) > [“I understand the words coming out of your mouth, but it still sounds like bullshit,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nicole-jacquelyn/i-understand-the-words-coming-out-of-your-mouth-but-it-still-sounds/) [Nicole Jacquelyn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nicole-jacquelyn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3f5/nicole-jacquelyn-22424_bullshit_i-understand-the-words-coming-out-of-you_307322.jpg) > [I'm not a bitch, you just dont like me because I see through your bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-m-not-a-bitch-you-just-dont-like-me-because-i-see-through-your/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/570/me-7_quote_i-m-not-a-bitch-you-just-dont-like-me-be_639879.jpg) > [Im sorry,what language are you speaking ?? it sound like bullshit](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/danger-zone/im-sorry-what-language-are-you-speaking-it-sound-like-bullshit/) [Danger Zone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/danger-zone/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a94/danger-zone-72193_bullshit_im-sorry-what-language-are-you-speaking_781757.jpg) > [Only a few of us will admit it, but actors will sometimes read a script like this: bullshit...bullshit...my part...blah, blah, blah...my part...bullshit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-j-fox/only-a-few-of-us-will-admit-it-but-actors-will-sometimes-read-a/) [Michael J. Fox](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-j-fox/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a9/michael-j-fox-1653_actor_only-a-few-of-us-will-admit-it-but-actor_678550.jpg) > [I hear people talk in my head and I write it down. I choose where they live and how they dress to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nicole-holofcener/i-hear-people-talk-in-my-head-and-i-write-it-down-i-choose-where-they-2/) [Nicole Holofcener](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nicole-holofcener/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/68f/nicole-holofcener-9867_being-real_i-hear-people-talk-in-my-head-and-i-writ_2356729.jpg) > [“Look where we are. In space. Above a planet we shaped. Yet we live in a Society modeled after the musings of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pierce-brown/look-where-we-are-in-space-above-a-planet-we-shaped-yet-we-live-in-a/) [Pierce Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pierce-brown/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d58/pierce-brown-1011_like-bullshit_look-where-we-are-in-space-above-a-plane_739603.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/like-bullshit/#itemlist", "name": "Like Bullshit Quotes", "numberOfItems": 9, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I'm sorry what language are you speaking? it sounds like bullshit", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Crapp" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/crapp/i-m-sorry-what-language-are-you-speaking-it-sounds-like-bullshit/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6d1/crapp-15433_language_i-m-sorry-what-language-are-you-speaking_1491286.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6d1/crapp-15433_language_i-m-sorry-what-language-are-you-speaking_1491286.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6d1/crapp-15433_language_i-m-sorry-what-language-are-you-speaking_1491286.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I'm sorry what language are you speaking? it sounds like bullshit” — Crapp", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I can't bullshit you. 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