--- title: "1 Like Bible Quotes By Eugene Mirman" description: "1 Like Bible quotes by Eugene Mirman. Plus more from Eugene Mirman and more Like Bible sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3bc/eugene-mirman-7230_bible_this-book-is-a-guide-to-living-life-the_336885.png" --- > [“This book is a guide to living life the right way, like the Bible is for crazies and weak people (JK, bro), this book should be to you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eugene-mirman/this-book-is-a-guide-to-living-life-the-right-way-like-the-bible-is/) [Eugene Mirman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eugene-mirman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3bc/eugene-mirman-7230_bible_this-book-is-a-guide-to-living-life-the_336885.png) ## More by Eugene Mirman > [The truth is, for however much my stories come out of things that have happened to me, they're not darkly or as deeply personal…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eugene-mirman/the-truth-is-for-however-much-my-stories-come-out-of-things-that-have/) [Eugene Mirman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eugene-mirman/) > [I don't know what it would be like to actually play guitar. I've toured with a lot of comedians and it's never been like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eugene-mirman/i-don-t-know-what-it-would-be-like-to-actually-play-guitar-i-ve/) [Eugene Mirman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eugene-mirman/) > [What do you think you should do if you're attacked by a bear? Play dead? No - that's a lie promoted by the bears.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eugene-mirman/what-do-you-think-you-should-do-if-you-re-attacked-by-a-bear-play/) [Eugene Mirman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eugene-mirman/) > [People used to make fun of alternative comedy because sometimes it would be someone being funny, and sometimes it was a crazy man with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eugene-mirman/people-used-to-make-fun-of-alternative-comedy-because-sometimes-it/) [Eugene Mirman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eugene-mirman/) > [One of the best things I found out about Detroit is that bears have started returning to the city. When bears are gentrifying your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eugene-mirman/one-of-the-best-things-i-found-out-about-detroit-is-that-bears-have/) [Eugene Mirman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eugene-mirman/) > [I don't have a kid, but I think that I would be a good father, especially if my baby liked to go out drinking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eugene-mirman/i-don-t-have-a-kid-but-i-think-that-i-would-be-a-good-father/) [Eugene Mirman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eugene-mirman/) > [“This book is a guide to living life the right way, like the Bible is for crazies and weak people (JK, bro), this book…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eugene-mirman/this-book-is-a-guide-to-living-life-the-right-way-like-the-bible-is/) [Eugene Mirman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eugene-mirman/) > [In this time of recession, it is the time for invention. Did you know both the telephone and the automobile were invented during recessions?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eugene-mirman/in-this-time-of-recession-it-is-the-time-for-invention-did-you-know/) [Eugene Mirman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eugene-mirman/) > [Of course, to avoid getting stuck in that convo with someone you dislike or feel uncomfortable around, don't be passive, be proactive. Do not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eugene-mirman/of-course-to-avoid-getting-stuck-in-that-convo-with-someone-you/) [Eugene Mirman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eugene-mirman/) > [Imagine the wars we would've avoided if prior generations had a website where they could debate tragedy and politics in terse sentences?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eugene-mirman/imagine-the-wars-we-would-ve-avoided-if-prior-generations-had-a/) [Eugene Mirman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eugene-mirman/) > [You can do anything you want, as long as it works.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eugene-mirman/you-can-do-anything-you-want-as-long-as-it-works/) [Eugene Mirman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eugene-mirman/) > [For a short period of time, I was like, I have these jokes and if people get them, they get them. And then eventually,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eugene-mirman/for-a-short-period-of-time-i-was-like-i-have-these-jokes-and-if/) [Eugene Mirman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eugene-mirman/) > [There was one woman who had a giant sign and on it, it just said, 'America Is Better Than Abortion.' I think she meant…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eugene-mirman/there-was-one-woman-who-had-a-giant-sign-and-on-it-it-just-said/) [Eugene Mirman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eugene-mirman/) > [High School: Oh, man. This is where boys and girls go from tweens to teens and become complicated and cruel. Girls play sick mind…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eugene-mirman/high-school-oh-man-this-is-where-boys-and-girls-go-from-tweens-to/) [Eugene Mirman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eugene-mirman/) > [Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eugene-mirman/before-going-home-with-a-guy-give-him-a-blow-job-guys-are-always-more/) [Eugene Mirman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eugene-mirman/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/like-bible/eugene-mirman/#itemlist", "name": "1 Like Bible Quotes By Eugene Mirman", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“This book is a guide to living life the right way, like the Bible is for crazies and weak people (JK, bro), this book should be to you.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Eugene Mirman" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eugene-mirman/this-book-is-a-guide-to-living-life-the-right-way-like-the-bible-is/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3bc/eugene-mirman-7230_bible_this-book-is-a-guide-to-living-life-the_336885.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3bc/eugene-mirman-7230_bible_this-book-is-a-guide-to-living-life-the_336885.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3bc/eugene-mirman-7230_bible_this-book-is-a-guide-to-living-life-the_336885.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“This book is a guide to living life the right way, like the Bible is for crazies and weak people (JK, bro)…” — Eugene Mirman", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/like-bible/eugene-mirman/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/like-bible/eugene-mirman/", "name": "Like Bible Quotes by Eugene Mirman", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/like-bible/eugene-mirman/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3bc/eugene-mirman-7230_bible_this-book-is-a-guide-to-living-life-the_336885.png" }, "description": "1 Like Bible quotes by Eugene Mirman. 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