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> [“Shit, the only reason to kick a man like him out of bed would be to fuck him on the floor.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/k-bromberg-3/shit-the-only-reason-to-kick-a-man-like-him-out-of-bed-would-be-to/)

K Bromberg

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## More by k Bromberg

> [“Movements- driven by such unexpected need, fueled by such a relentless desire, and crashing into unimaginable possibilities.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/k-bromberg-3/movements-driven-by-such-unexpected-need-fueled-by-such-a-relentless/)

k Bromberg

> [“It’s not what I think? If it looks like a duck and walks like a duck...” I imply with a shrug “...well then you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/k-bromberg-3/it-s-not-what-i-think-if-it-looks-like-a-duck-and-walks-like-a-duck-i/)

K Bromberg

> [“Shit, the only reason to kick a man like him out of bed would be to fuck him on the floor.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/k-bromberg-3/shit-the-only-reason-to-kick-a-man-like-him-out-of-bed-would-be-to/)

K Bromberg

> [“Why would I want to be someone's beck and call girl? Predictable is boring, Ace. And from what I hear, you seeem to get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/k-bromberg-3/why-would-i-want-to-be-someone-s-beck-and-call-girl-predictable-is/)

K Bromberg

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