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title: "11 Like Beard Quotes by 10 authors"
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> [I dont like myself without a beard.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jamie-dornan/i-dont-like-myself-without-a-beard/)

[Jamie Dornan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jamie-dornan/)

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> [I don't like myself without a beard.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jamie-dornan/i-don-t-like-myself-without-a-beard/)

[Jamie Dornan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jamie-dornan/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/836/jamie-dornan-5782_beard_i-don-t-like-myself-without-a-beard-6706_670679.jpg)

> [“Pet my 3:33 pm like it’s a beard. Live it, but don’t lick it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/pet-my-3-33-pm-like-it-s-a-beard-live-it-but-don-t-lick-it/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2dc/jarod-kintz-2_beard_pet-my-3-33-pm-like-it-s-a-beard-live-it_3197899.jpg)

> [I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-didn-t-like-my-beard-at-first-then-it-grew-on-me/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c53/nikhil-saluja-26_beard_i-didn-t-like-my-beard-at-first-then-it_253920.jpg)

> [You know what I like about a beard? You can always look contemplative.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joshua-jackson/you-know-what-i-like-about-a-beard-you-can-always-look-contemplative/)

[Joshua Jackson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joshua-jackson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7e1/joshua-jackson-13372_about_you-know-what-i-like-about-a-beard-you-c_1048211.jpg)

> [“Pride is like a beard. It is just keeps growing; the solution?- Shave it every day.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-ong/pride-is-like-a-beard-it-is-just-keeps-growing-the-solution-shave-it/)

[George Ong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-ong/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dd3/george-ong-179155_every-day_pride-is-like-a-beard-it-is-just-keeps-g_31979.jpg)

> [Original sin is in us like our beard. We are shaved today and look clean; tomorrow our beard has grown again, nor…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martin-luther/original-sin-is-in-us-like-our-beard-we-are-shaved-today-and-look/)

[Martin Luther](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martin-luther/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb1/martin-luther-106_beard_original-sin-is-in-us-like-our-beard-we_2538380.jpg)

> [I always seem to be chosen to do very flattering things like the beard comb over or go to the bathroom with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-gaffigan/i-always-seem-to-be-chosen-to-do-very-flattering-things-like-the/)

[Jim Gaffigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-gaffigan/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/657/jim-gaffigan-580_bathroom_i-always-seem-to-be-chosen-to-do-very-fl_473100.jpg)

> [My father and I had a good relationship, it was very relaxed. He had a lot of humour. He looked a little…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-haneke/my-father-and-i-had-a-good-relationship-it-was-very-relaxed-he-had-a/)

[Michael Haneke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-haneke/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/615/michael-haneke-3712_although_my-father-and-i-had-a-good-relationship_279541.jpg)

> [The basic thing a man should know is how to change a tyre and how to drive a tractor. Whatever that bearded…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/timothy-olyphant/the-basic-thing-a-man-should-know-is-how-to-change-a-tyre-and-how-to/)

[Timothy Olyphant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/timothy-olyphant/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d7f/timothy-olyphant-10280_bars_the-basic-thing-a-man-should-know-is-how_753007.jpg)

> [I don't know what it is on an elemental level, but a beard in general evokes hedonism. It's a more lush personal…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-offerman/i-don-t-know-what-it-is-on-an-elemental-level-but-a-beard-in-general/)

[Nick Offerman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-offerman/)

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