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> [“What, do I look like an alien? I don’t think aliens wear sexy dresses that make their boyfriends want to hide them from other men.” Wendy in Dancing with Death”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrea-heltsley/what-do-i-look-like-an-alien-i-don-t-think-aliens-wear-sexy-dresses/)

[Andrea Heltsley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrea-heltsley/)

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## More by Andrea Heltsley

> [“Books are the best friends a girl could have.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrea-heltsley/books-are-the-best-friends-a-girl-could-have/)

[Andrea Heltsley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrea-heltsley/)

> [“What, do I look like an alien? I don’t think aliens wear sexy dresses that make their boyfriends want to hide them from other…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrea-heltsley/what-do-i-look-like-an-alien-i-don-t-think-aliens-wear-sexy-dresses/)

[Andrea Heltsley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrea-heltsley/)

> [“It's not everyday that I am pitted against a woman with a proclivity for guns and things that go bump in the night"- Noel…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrea-heltsley/it-s-not-everyday-that-i-am-pitted-against-a-woman-with-a-proclivity/)

[Andrea Heltsley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrea-heltsley/)

> [“Hey whatever puts you in a good mood is fine by me. For all I care, monkeys could have danced around your classroom all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrea-heltsley/hey-whatever-puts-you-in-a-good-mood-is-fine-by-me-for-all-i-care/)

[Andrea Heltsley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrea-heltsley/)

> [“Death is coming and he's coming for me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrea-heltsley/death-is-coming-and-he-s-coming-for-me/)

[Andrea Heltsley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrea-heltsley/)

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