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> [“If it burns, blows up or acts like alien blood then call me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alexander-fontana/if-it-burns-blows-up-or-acts-like-alien-blood-then-call-me/)

[Alexander Fontana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alexander-fontana/)

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## More by Alexander Fontana

> [“According to 2008/09 census there were 61,080,000 dogs in the United States. Many homeless or mistreated. There are more pet dogs than babies in the world.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alexander-fontana/according-to-2008-09-census-there-were-61-080-000-dogs-in-the-united/)

[Alexander Fontana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alexander-fontana/)

> [“If it burns, blows up or acts like alien blood then call me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alexander-fontana/if-it-burns-blows-up-or-acts-like-alien-blood-then-call-me/)

[Alexander Fontana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alexander-fontana/)

> [“He is about as well-put-together and focused as a zombie at a tractor pull.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alexander-fontana/he-is-about-as-well-put-together-and-focused-as-a-zombie-at-a-tractor/)

[Alexander Fontana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alexander-fontana/)

> [“Any belief worth believing in, should be willing to be tested.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alexander-fontana/any-belief-worth-believing-in-should-be-willing-to-be-tested/)

[Alexander Fontana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alexander-fontana/)

> [“He is hotter than a zombie cooked in a dippsy dumpster with kerosene.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alexander-fontana/he-is-hotter-than-a-zombie-cooked-in-a-dippsy-dumpster-with-kerosene/)

[Alexander Fontana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alexander-fontana/)

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