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> [“Q: How many alto singers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They can’t reach that high.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-mcneely/q-how-many-alto-singers-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb-a-none/)

[Scott McNeely](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-mcneely/)

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## More by Scott McNeely

> [“A blind man walks into a bar, makes his way to a bar stool, and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-mcneely/a-blind-man-walks-into-a-bar-makes-his-way-to-a-bar-stool-and-orders/)

[Scott McNeely](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-mcneely/)

> [“Q: What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? A: Don’t know, don’t care.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-mcneely/q-what-s-the-difference-between-ignorance-and-apathy-a-don-t-know-don/)

[Scott McNeely](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-mcneely/)

> [“Q: Why is the roach clip called a roach clip? A: Because “pot holder” was taken.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-mcneely/q-why-is-the-roach-clip-called-a-roach-clip-a-because-pot-holder-was/)

[Scott McNeely](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-mcneely/)

> [“A ventriloquist was on stage at a bar in a small town. He was going through his usual run of dumb blonde jokes when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-mcneely/a-ventriloquist-was-on-stage-at-a-bar-in-a-small-town-he-was-going/)

[Scott McNeely](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-mcneely/)

> [“Q: How many Java programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, to generate a “ChangeLightBulb” event to the socket. Q: How…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-mcneely/q-how-many-java-programmers-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb-a-one/)

[Scott McNeely](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-mcneely/)

> [“Four Catholic women are having coffee. The first one tells her friends, “My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-mcneely/four-catholic-women-are-having-coffee-the-first-one-tells-her-friends/)

[Scott McNeely](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-mcneely/)

> [“A slightly tipsy mathematician got home at 3 a.m. His wife was upset and yelled, “You’re late! You said you’d be home by 11:45.”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-mcneely/a-slightly-tipsy-mathematician-got-home-at-3-a-m-his-wife-was-upset/)

[Scott McNeely](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-mcneely/)

> [“Q: How many alto singers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They can’t reach that high.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-mcneely/q-how-many-alto-singers-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb-a-none/)

[Scott McNeely](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-mcneely/)

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