--- title: "30 Lightbulb Quotes by 29 authors" description: "Browse 30 Lightbulb quotes by 29 authors. Discover the best Lightbulb sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/751/gretchen-rubin-867_changed_no-one-regrets-having-changed-a-lightbul_2998604.png" --- > [No one regrets having changed a lightbulb.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gretchen-rubin/no-one-regrets-having-changed-a-lightbulb/) [Gretchen Rubin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gretchen-rubin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/751/gretchen-rubin-867_changed_no-one-regrets-having-changed-a-lightbul_2998604.png) > [Fame changes a lot of things, but it can't change a lightbulb.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gilda-radner/fame-changes-a-lot-of-things-but-it-can-t-change-a-lightbulb/) [Gilda Radner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gilda-radner/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/689/gilda-radner-11283_change_fame-changes-a-lot-of-things-but-it-can_2500959.jpg) > [I never failed, I just found 10,000 ways not to make a lightbulb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-never-failed-i-just-found-10-000-ways-not-to-make-a-lightbulb/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/354/anonymous-1_failure_i-never-failed-i-just-found-10-000-ways_992807.jpg) > [Hater's to change a Lightbulb...what?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/hater-s-to-change-a-lightbulb-what/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0b4/anonymous-1_change_hater-s-to-change-a-lightbulb-what-24696_246968.jpg) > [I used to tell jokes about Internet-enabled lightbulbs. I can't tell jokes about it anymore - there already is an Internet-connected lightbulb.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vint-cerf/i-used-to-tell-jokes-about-internet-enabled-lightbulbs-i-can-t-tell/) [Vint Cerf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vint-cerf/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1d9/vint-cerf-8158_about_i-used-to-tell-jokes-about-internet-enab_2881804.jpg) > [How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?” “I don’t know. How many?” “Eight.” “Why?” “Oh, stop overanalyzing it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-lehane/how-many-psychiatrists-does-it-take-to-screw-in-a-lightbulb-i-don-t/) [Dennis Lehane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-lehane/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9a1/dennis-lehane-1503_doe_how-many-psychiatrists-does-it-take-to-s_1697172.jpg) > [“Q: How many alto singers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They can’t reach that high.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-mcneely/q-how-many-alto-singers-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb-a-none/) [Scott McNeely](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-mcneely/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b07/scott-mcneely-48405_alto_q-how-many-alto-singers-does-it-take-to_2329986.jpg) > [“How many consultants does it take to change a lightbulb? I’ll have an estimate for you a week from Monday.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garrison-keillor/how-many-consultants-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb-i-ll-have-an/) [Garrison Keillor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garrison-keillor/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0e2/garrison-keillor-1037_quote_how-many-consultants-does-it-take-to-cha_1309681.jpg) > [“Conor, haven't you ever seen a firefly before?" "Not like that. That's a flyine sixty-watt lightbulb.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-lenahan/conor-haven-t-you-ever-seen-a-firefly-before-not-like-that-that-s-a/) [John Lenahan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-lenahan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4f0/john-lenahan-87491_quote_conor-haven-t-you-ever-seen-a-firefly-be_1326560.jpg) > [“How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?” Eyebrows raised, I said, “I don’t know, Chuck. How many?” “Two.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matthew-iden/how-many-mice-does-it-take-to-screw-in-a-lightbulb-eyebrows-raised-i/) [Matthew Iden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matthew-iden/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cfb/matthew-iden-79826_quote_how-many-mice-does-it-take-to-screw-in-a_940946.jpg) > [“How many Bayesians does it take to change a lightbulb? They’re not sure.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pedro-domingos/how-many-bayesians-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb-they-re-not-sure/) [Pedro Domingos](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pedro-domingos/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b08/pedro-domingos-22661_quote_how-many-bayesians-does-it-take-to-chang_2123932.jpg) > [How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, as long as the lightbulb wants to change.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mary-pipher/how-many-therapists-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb-one-as-long-as/) [Mary Pipher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mary-pipher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4cc/mary-pipher-10060_doe_how-many-therapists-does-it-take-to-chan_1582439.png) > [“The man looked up at the dangling, buzzing lightbulb, then turned to his partner. " You know who invented those things right?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-dasher/the-man-looked-up-at-the-dangling-buzzing-lightbulb-then-turned-to/) [James Dasher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-dasher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d4b/james-dasher-111920_foreshadowing_the-man-looked-up-at-the-dangling-buzzin_868189.jpg) > [When I was writing 'Withnail,' I was so busted flat that I had one lightbulb that I would carry around the house…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-robinson/when-i-was-writing-withnail-i-was-so-busted-flat-that-i-had-one/) [Bruce Robinson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-robinson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/db1/bruce-robinson-23434_actor_when-i-was-writing-withnail-i-was-so-bus_2825798.png) > [“Edison invented the lightbulb the way Steve Jobs invented the MP3 player: he wasn’t the first, but he was the first to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-johnson/edison-invented-the-lightbulb-the-way-steve-jobs-invented-the-mp3/) [Steven Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-johnson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c85/steven-johnson-9014_edison_edison-invented-the-lightbulb-the-way-st_70767.png) > [The lightbulb, the most humble and illuminating of all technologies, when combined with a network connection, transforms itself from being a bulb…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/om-malik/the-lightbulb-the-most-humble-and-illuminating-of-all-technologies/) [Om Malik](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/om-malik/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/be5/om-malik-6737_alarm_the-lightbulb-the-most-humble-and-illumi_2813554.jpg) > [My kids are blissfully unaware of anything I do. I asked my four-year-old, Harrison, what I did, and he said, 'You're an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ben-miller/my-kids-are-blissfully-unaware-of-anything-i-do-i-asked-my-four-year/) [Ben Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ben-miller/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/956/ben-miller-4821_anything_my-kids-are-blissfully-unaware-of-anythi_1925720.jpg) > [“The moment we trust in Jesus, God’s Spirit acts like an electric current touching the filament of our spirit, and we’re able…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-perkins/the-moment-we-trust-in-jesus-god-s-spirit-acts-like-an-electric/) [Bill Perkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-perkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d05/bill-perkins-84014_electric-current_the-moment-we-trust-in-jesus-god-s-spiri_138391.jpg) > [The old idea that some genius pulls all of this stuff out of the air is ridiculous. As Ridley pointed out, the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-koch/the-old-idea-that-some-genius-pulls-all-of-this-stuff-out-of-the-air/) [Charles Koch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-koch/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6d2/charles-koch-2666_air_the-old-idea-that-some-genius-pulls-all_1287412.jpg) > [I write little quotes all the time to help encourage people to come together, like this one: 'If fate happens to toss…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matthew-underwood/i-write-little-quotes-all-the-time-to-help-encourage-people-to-come/) [Matthew Underwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matthew-underwood/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9a1/matthew-underwood-44794_bright_i-write-little-quotes-all-the-time-to-he_1229393.jpg) > [“Sometimes life isn't magical, you see. Sometimes life is everyday. Its a trip to the keycutters in a rushed lunch break. It's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/danny-wallace/sometimes-life-isn-t-magical-you-see-sometimes-life-is-everyday-its-a/) [Danny Wallace](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/danny-wallace/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bc1/danny-wallace-10686_everyday_sometimes-life-isn-t-magical-you-see-som_3145497.jpg) > [“Because even this --being so close to her --was no longer the same. That light he'd felt when he first saw her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-e-smith/because-even-this-being-so-close-to-her-was-no-longer-the-same-that/) [Jennifer E. Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-e-smith/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/211/jennifer-e-smith-1454_fall-out-of-love_because-even-this-being-so-close-to-her_851801.jpg) > [“…you know, sometimes an electric lightbulb goes out all of a sudden. Fizzles, you say. And this burned-out bulb, if you shake…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yuri-olesha/you-know-sometimes-an-electric-lightbulb-goes-out-all-of-a-sudden/) [Yuri Olesha](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yuri-olesha/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1b9/yuri-olesha-68219_broken-pieces_you-know-sometimes-an-electric-lightbulb_1252910.jpg) > [It takes zero politically correct people to screw in a lightbulb because they are perpetually in the dark.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dennis-miller/it-takes-zero-politically-correct-people-to-screw-in-a-lightbulb/) [Dennis Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dennis-miller/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/998/dennis-miller-1315_dark_it-takes-zero-politically-correct-people_51928.png) > [you fall into the mirror, come through the other side staring at a lightbulb.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/you-fall-into-the-mirror-come-through-the-other-side-staring-at-a/) [Charles Bukowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-bukowski/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0d2/charles-bukowski-73_fall_you-fall-into-the-mirror-come-through-th_1948836.jpg) > [“How many performance artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. I left early.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lynne-tillman/how-many-performance-artists-does-it-take-to-screw-in-a-lightbulb-i/) [Lynne Tillman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lynne-tillman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/833/lynne-tillman-5609_art_how-many-performance-artists-does-it-tak_2296221.png) > [How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb? Many in body, one in mind.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vinessa-shaw/how-many-buddhists-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb-many-in-body/) [Vinessa Shaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vinessa-shaw/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/529/vinessa-shaw-27701_body_how-many-buddhists-does-it-take-to-chang_1084218.jpg) > [I do change the odd lightbulb, and I fix the Internet when it goes down, because it's something I am really good…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seal/i-do-change-the-odd-lightbulb-and-i-fix-the-internet-when-it-goes/) [Seal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seal/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/60a/seal-15445_am_i-do-change-the-odd-lightbulb-and-i-fix_201787.png) > [Normally the lightbulb moments only happen after 16-hour days, lots of cups of tea and a bit of weeping.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-chibnall/normally-the-lightbulb-moments-only-happen-after-16-hour-days-lots-of/) [Chris Chibnall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-chibnall/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3df/chris-chibnall-9661_days_normally-the-lightbulb-moments-only-happ_1802699.jpg) > [I did not fail two thousand times. I merely found two thousand ways not to make a lightbulb.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-a-edison/i-did-not-fail-two-thousand-times-i-merely-found-two-thousand-ways/) [Thomas A. Edison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thomas-a-edison/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/02e/thomas-a-edison-866_failing_i-did-not-fail-two-thousand-times-i-mere_1385574.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/lightbulb/#itemlist", "name": "Lightbulb Quotes", "numberOfItems": 30, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "No one regrets having changed a lightbulb.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Gretchen Rubin" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gretchen-rubin/no-one-regrets-having-changed-a-lightbulb/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/751/gretchen-rubin-867_changed_no-one-regrets-having-changed-a-lightbul_2998604.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/751/gretchen-rubin-867_changed_no-one-regrets-having-changed-a-lightbul_2998604.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/751/gretchen-rubin-867_changed_no-one-regrets-having-changed-a-lightbul_2998604.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“No one regrets having changed a lightbulb.” — Gretchen Rubin", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Fame changes a lot of things, but it can't change a lightbulb.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Gilda Radner" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gilda-radner/fame-changes-a-lot-of-things-but-it-can-t-change-a-lightbulb/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/689/gilda-radner-11283_change_fame-changes-a-lot-of-things-but-it-can_2500959.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/689/gilda-radner-11283_change_fame-changes-a-lot-of-things-but-it-can_2500959.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/689/gilda-radner-11283_change_fame-changes-a-lot-of-things-but-it-can_2500959.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Fame changes a lot of things, but it can't change a lightbulb.” — Gilda Radner", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I never failed, I just found 10,000 ways not to make a lightbulb", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Anonymous" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-never-failed-i-just-found-10-000-ways-not-to-make-a-lightbulb/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/354/anonymous-1_failure_i-never-failed-i-just-found-10-000-ways_992807.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/354/anonymous-1_failure_i-never-failed-i-just-found-10-000-ways_992807.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/354/anonymous-1_failure_i-never-failed-i-just-found-10-000-ways_992807.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I never failed, I just found 10,000 ways not to make a lightbulb” — Anonymous", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Hater's to change a Lightbulb...what?", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Anonymous" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/hater-s-to-change-a-lightbulb-what/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0b4/anonymous-1_change_hater-s-to-change-a-lightbulb-what-24696_246968.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0b4/anonymous-1_change_hater-s-to-change-a-lightbulb-what-24696_246968.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0b4/anonymous-1_change_hater-s-to-change-a-lightbulb-what-24696_246968.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Hater's to change a Lightbulb...what?” — Anonymous", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 5, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I used to tell jokes about Internet-enabled lightbulbs. 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As Ridley pointed out, the only way Edison could invent the lightbulb is because all the elements had been developed before. That's obvious it wasn't just his genius - 20 others developed it at the same time. And that's true for almost every invention and discovery.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Charles Koch" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-koch/the-old-idea-that-some-genius-pulls-all-of-this-stuff-out-of-the-air/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6d2/charles-koch-2666_air_the-old-idea-that-some-genius-pulls-all_1287412.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6d2/charles-koch-2666_air_the-old-idea-that-some-genius-pulls-all_1287412.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6d2/charles-koch-2666_air_the-old-idea-that-some-genius-pulls-all_1287412.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The old idea that some genius pulls all of this stuff out of the air is ridiculous. 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Sometimes life is everyday. Its a trip to the keycutters in a rushed lunch break. It's the light, high rattle of a lightbulb's broken filament. It's your neighbour coming round to tell you you've left your car lights on. Yes rarely its something outer. Maybe it's the glance of a girl on Charlotte street, for example. But how long before a glance runs out? 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Smith", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 23, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“…you know, sometimes an electric lightbulb goes out all of a sudden. Fizzles, you say. And this burned-out bulb, if you shake it, it flashes again and it’ll burn a little longer. Inside the bulb it’s a disaster. The wolfram filaments are breaking up, and when the fragments touch, life returns to the bulb. A brief, unnatural, undeniably doomed life—a fever, a too-bright incandescence, a flash. The comes the darkness, life never returns, and in the darkness the dead, incinerated filaments are just going to rattle around. Are you following me? But the brief flash is magnificent! “I want to shake… “I want to shake the heart of a fizzled era. 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