--- title: "22 Life Stupid Quotes by 18 authors" description: "Browse 22 Life Stupid quotes by 18 authors. Discover the best Life Stupid sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/90a/isaac-marion-1033_life_i-want-life-and-in-all-its-stupid-sticky_2471197.png" --- > [I want life and in all its stupid sticky rawness.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/isaac-marion/i-want-life-and-in-all-its-stupid-sticky-rawness/) [Isaac Marion](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/isaac-marion/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/90a/isaac-marion-1033_life_i-want-life-and-in-all-its-stupid-sticky_2471197.png) > [This is my life not yours so back off stupid hoes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sheng/this-is-my-life-not-yours-so-back-off-stupid-hoes/) [Sheng](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sheng/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/788/sheng-37277_about-me_this-is-my-life-not-yours-so-back-off-st_1412356.jpg) > [The interior life is often stupid.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/annie-dillard/the-interior-life-is-often-stupid/) [Annie Dillard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/annie-dillard/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2c9/annie-dillard-509_interior_the-interior-life-is-often-stupid-304682_3046822.jpg) > [If a person has known only sex as life, he is stupid, he is an idiot.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ritu-ghatourey/if-a-person-has-known-only-sex-as-life-he-is-stupid-he-is-an-idiot/) [Ritu Ghatourey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ritu-ghatourey/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9e3/ritu-ghatourey-5_idiot_if-a-person-has-known-only-sex-as-life-h_201439.jpg) > [The thing about real life is, when you do something stupid, it normally costs you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darren-shan/the-thing-about-real-life-is-when-you-do-something-stupid-it-normally/) [Darren Shan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darren-shan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b61/darren-shan-1943_cost_the-thing-about-real-life-is-when-you-do_1045060.png) > [If you think your life is stupid, try typing fortunes for fortune cookies as a career.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-you-think-your-life-is-stupid-try-typing-fortunes-for-fortune/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/61e/anonymous-1_fortunes_if-you-think-your-life-is-stupid-try-typ_222358.jpg) > [It had already occurred to him that books were stuff, and that life was stupid.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-eliot/it-had-already-occurred-to-him-that-books-were-stuff-and-that-life/) [George Eliot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-eliot/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/44c/george-eliot-84_book_it-had-already-occurred-to-him-that-book_2910353.png) > [Life is so stupid an ordinary person makes you smile and a very special person always makes us cry. Still we care…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ritu-ghatourey/life-is-so-stupid-an-ordinary-person-makes-you-smile-and-a-very/) [Ritu Ghatourey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ritu-ghatourey/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/236/ritu-ghatourey-5_complicated-love_life-is-so-stupid-an-ordinary-person-mak_984184.jpg) > [“Some days I just think the whole world and life and everything is stupid. And that's 'cause I be missing you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jacqueline-woodson/some-days-i-just-think-the-whole-world-and-life-and-everything-is/) [Jacqueline Woodson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jacqueline-woodson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bd7/jacqueline-woodson-1482_days_some-days-i-just-think-the-whole-world-a_679492.png) > [Why does a person even get up in the morning? You have breakfast, you floss your teeth so you'll have healthy gums…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barbara-kingsolver/why-does-a-person-even-get-up-in-the-morning-you-have-breakfast-you/) [Barbara Kingsolver](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barbara-kingsolver/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f23/barbara-kingsolver-200_age_why-does-a-person-even-get-up-in-the-mor_2617816.jpg) > [“Listen, girl, I came to tell you that life is stupid. It just pulls the same shit over and over. Sometimes you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/catherynne-m-valente/listen-girl-i-came-to-tell-you-that-life-is-stupid-it-just-pulls-the/) [Catherynne M. Valente](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/catherynne-m-valente/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ba4/catherynne-m-valente-375_life_listen-girl-i-came-to-tell-you-that-life_597038.png) > [“I thought I was unhappy before… I was just a stupid young kid that didn’t know what happiness was. I was like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/beatrice-sparks/i-thought-i-was-unhappy-before-i-was-just-a-stupid-young-kid-that/) [Beatrice Sparks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/beatrice-sparks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4e4/beatrice-sparks-8299_happiness_i-thought-i-was-unhappy-before-i-was-jus_33808.jpg) > [“If the talents I was born with are the right ones, I may someday achieve my goal. If not, I may go…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eiji-yoshikawa/if-the-talents-i-was-born-with-are-the-right-ones-i-may-someday/) [Eiji Yoshikawa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eiji-yoshikawa/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a58/eiji-yoshikawa-7381_goals_if-the-talents-i-was-born-with-are-the-r_398216.jpg) > [“So what did I do? I crawled back into my bed and ate another gallon of ice creamy goodness and tried to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/a-meredith-walters/so-what-did-i-do-i-crawled-back-into-my-bed-and-ate-another-gallon-of/) [A. Meredith Walters](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/a-meredith-walters/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b66/a-meredith-walters-2790_life-stupid_so-what-did-i-do-i-crawled-back-into-my_785950.jpg) > [“Maybe thinking you're supposed to 'have a life' is a stupid way of buying into an untenable 1950s narrative of what life…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-coupland/maybe-thinking-you-re-supposed-to-have-a-life-is-a-stupid-way-of/) [Douglas Coupland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-coupland/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ae8/douglas-coupland-305_life_maybe-thinking-you-re-supposed-to-have-a_433671.jpg) > [Accept life, take it as it is? Stupid. The means of doing otherwise? Far from our having to take it, it is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/albert-camus/accept-life-take-it-as-it-is-stupid-the-means-of-doing-otherwise-far/) [Albert Camus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/albert-camus/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/df0/albert-camus-47_accepting_accept-life-take-it-as-it-is-stupid-the_2987403.jpg) > [“They say life is a test and this is a ridiculous idea! There is neither examination nor examinant! You encounter problems in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mehmet-murat-ildan/they-say-life-is-a-test-and-this-is-a-ridiculous-idea-there-is/) [Mehmet Murat ildan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mehmet-murat-ildan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e2c/mehmet-murat-ildan-3_exam_they-say-life-is-a-test-and-this-is-a-ri_294878.jpg) > [My grandfather was a small-town doctor and he used to say that I was missing a gene that told me that some…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-budnitz/my-grandfather-was-a-small-town-doctor-and-he-used-to-say-that-i-was/) [Paul Budnitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-budnitz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e26/paul-budnitz-53907_dangerous_my-grandfather-was-a-small-town-doctor-a_398634.jpg) > [But that's typical of me. "This is going to end in tears," I tell myself every time I balance a cup of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patricia-marx/but-that-s-typical-of-me-this-is-going-to-end-in-tears-i-tell-myself/) [Patricia Marx](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patricia-marx/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/250/patricia-marx-18042_arms_but-that-s-typical-of-me-this-is-going-t_1045053.jpg) > [“Something he must read, when he was not riding the pony, or running and hunting, or listening to the talk of men...…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-eliot/something-he-must-read-when-he-was-not-riding-the-pony-or-running-and/) [George Eliot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-eliot/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b35/george-eliot-84_books_something-he-must-read-when-he-was-not-r_2139999.jpg) > [“The thing about real life is, when you do something stupid, it normally costs you. In books, the heroes can make as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darren-shan/the-thing-about-real-life-is-when-you-do-something-stupid-it-normally-2/) [Darren Shan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darren-shan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6ef/darren-shan-1943_bad-guy_the-thing-about-real-life-is-when-you-do_1270493.jpg) > [“The thing about real life is, when you do something stupid, it normally costs you. In books the heroes can make as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darren-shan/the-thing-about-real-life-is-when-you-do-something-stupid-it-normally-3/) [Darren Shan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darren-shan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9c5/darren-shan-1943_bad-guy_the-thing-about-real-life-is-when-you-do_2094423.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/life-stupid/#itemlist", "name": "Life Stupid Quotes", "numberOfItems": 22, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I want life and in all its stupid sticky rawness.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Isaac Marion" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/isaac-marion/i-want-life-and-in-all-its-stupid-sticky-rawness/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/90a/isaac-marion-1033_life_i-want-life-and-in-all-its-stupid-sticky_2471197.png", 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