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> [“Derrick, Samantha, and Michael were all very good at avoiding being murdered. Nanny Piggins considered this to be one of the most important life skills.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-a-spratt/derrick-samantha-and-michael-were-all-very-good-at-avoiding-being/)

[R. A. Spratt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-a-spratt/)

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## More by R. A. Spratt

> [“You can tell which ones are the artists,' Nanny Piggins said loudly, for she could be instructive when she chose to be. 'They are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-a-spratt/you-can-tell-which-ones-are-the-artists-nanny-piggins-said-loudly-for/)

[R. A. Spratt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-a-spratt/)

> [“Samantha, what have I told you?' demanded Mr. Green. 'That I should be seen, and not heard, until I turn eighteen. When I can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-a-spratt/samantha-what-have-i-told-you-demanded-mr-green-that-i-should-be-seen/)

[R. A. Spratt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-a-spratt/)

> [“She crept around the house listening for breathing, chocolate eating, breaking porcelain, or any of the other peculiar little noises children make.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-a-spratt/she-crept-around-the-house-listening-for-breathing-chocolate-eating/)

[R. A. Spratt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-a-spratt/)

> [“Do they ever ask pirates to come and speak to you at your school's career day?' 'No,' admitted Derek. 'They usually just have accountants…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-a-spratt/do-they-ever-ask-pirates-to-come-and-speak-to-you-at-your-school-s/)

[R. A. Spratt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-a-spratt/)

> [“Yes, I know, because schools are cruel, illogical, and unfair. But the thing is, life is cruel, illogical, and unfair. That is why the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-a-spratt/yes-i-know-because-schools-are-cruel-illogical-and-unfair-but-the/)

[R. A. Spratt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-a-spratt/)

> [“Derrick, Samantha, and Michael were all very good at avoiding being murdered. Nanny Piggins considered this to be one of the most important life…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-a-spratt/derrick-samantha-and-michael-were-all-very-good-at-avoiding-being/)

[R. A. Spratt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-a-spratt/)

> [“Experience has taught me that it is always better to be well rested than to know what you are doing - Nanny Piggins”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-a-spratt/experience-has-taught-me-that-it-is-always-better-to-be-well-rested/)

[R. A. Spratt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-a-spratt/)

> [“Nanny Piggins lost the Vegetable Peeling, Gutter Cleaning, and Long Division Explaining tests as well. She got caught telling Michael, 'Don't bother to learn…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-a-spratt/nanny-piggins-lost-the-vegetable-peeling-gutter-cleaning-and-long/)

[R. A. Spratt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-a-spratt/)

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