--- title: "29 Life is Quotes By Woody Allen" description: "29 Life is quotes by Woody Allen. Plus more from Woody Allen and more Life is sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c1e/woody-allen-176_fitness-motivational_ninety-percent-of-life-is-just-showing-u_1029507.jpg" --- > [Ninety percent of life is just showing up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/ninety-percent-of-life-is-just-showing-up/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c1e/woody-allen-176_fitness-motivational_ninety-percent-of-life-is-just-showing-u_1029507.jpg) > [Life is like a concentration camp... you can't leave without dying.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/life-is-like-a-concentration-camp-you-can-t-leave-without-dying/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/da9/woody-allen-176_camps_life-is-like-a-concentration-camp-you-ca_798807.jpg) > [90% of success in life is showing up](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/90-of-success-in-life-is-showing-up/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fcb/woody-allen-176_life_90-of-success-in-life-is-showing-up-1965_1965013.jpg) > [I recently turned 60. Practically a third of my life is over.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/i-recently-turned-60-practically-a-third-of-my-life-is-over/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/061/woody-allen-176_birthday_i-recently-turned-60-practically-a-third_1468016.jpg) > [Talent is luck. The important thing in life is courage.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/talent-is-luck-the-important-thing-in-life-is-courage/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9ed/woody-allen-176_courage_talent-is-luck-the-important-thing-in-li_1099191.jpg) > [All i have in my life is my imagination](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/all-i-have-in-my-life-is-my-imagination/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/438/woody-allen-176_imagination_all-i-have-in-my-life-is-my-imagination_2425636.jpg) > [The meaning of life is that nobody knows the meaning of life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/the-meaning-of-life-is-that-nobody-knows-the-meaning-of-life/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9ab/woody-allen-176_human-nature_the-meaning-of-life-is-that-nobody-knows_2645573.jpg) > [The great question of philosophy remains: If life is meaningless, what can be done about alphabet soup?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/the-great-question-of-philosophy-remains-if-life-is-meaningless-what/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bf0/woody-allen-176_alphabet_the-great-question-of-philosophy-remains_2120971.jpg) > [Life is a tragedy filled with suffering and despair and yet some people do manage to avoid jury duty.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/life-is-a-tragedy-filled-with-suffering-and-despair-and-yet-some/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d4e/woody-allen-176_despair_life-is-a-tragedy-filled-with-suffering_2830731.jpg) > [Why not? Life is short, life is dull, life is full of pain - and this is a chance for something special.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/why-not-life-is-short-life-is-dull-life-is-full-of-pain-and-this-is-a/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9a1/woody-allen-176_chance_why-not-life-is-short-life-is-dull-life_1214640.jpg) > [Life is a concentration camp. You're stuck here and there's no way out and you can only rage impotently against your persecutors.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/life-is-a-concentration-camp-you-re-stuck-here-and-there-s-no-way-out/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b29/woody-allen-176_camps_life-is-a-concentration-camp-you-re-stuc_267413.jpg) > [All my life is passing in front of my eyes. The worst part of it is I'm driving a used car.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/all-my-life-is-passing-in-front-of-my-eyes-the-worst-part-of-it-is-i/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/97d/woody-allen-176_car_all-my-life-is-passing-in-front-of-my-ey_2494700.jpg) > [If 90% of success in life is showing up, the other 10% depends on what you're showing up for.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/if-90-of-success-in-life-is-showing-up-the-other-10-depends-on-what/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6a8/woody-allen-176_depends_if-90-of-success-in-life-is-showing-up-t_1679953.jpg) > [Life is short. Short, and not about anything except what you can touch and what touches you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/life-is-short-short-and-not-about-anything-except-what-you-can-touch/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7e1/woody-allen-176_life_life-is-short-short-and-not-about-anythi_1550314.jpg) > [Life is hard for insects. And don't think mice are having any fun either.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/life-is-hard-for-insects-and-don-t-think-mice-are-having-any-fun/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/577/woody-allen-176_animal_life-is-hard-for-insects-and-don-t-think_3120141.jpg) > [While we're waiting for a cab I'll give you your lesson for today. Don't listen to what your teachers tell ya, you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/while-we-re-waiting-for-a-cab-i-ll-give-you-your-lesson-for-today-don/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7f6/woody-allen-176_attention_while-we-re-waiting-for-a-cab-i-ll-give_248998.jpg) > [Life is full of moments that are good - winning a lottery, seeing a beautiful woman, a great dinner - but the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/life-is-full-of-moments-that-are-good-winning-a-lottery-seeing-a/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/769/woody-allen-176_beautiful_life-is-full-of-moments-that-are-good-wi_383275.jpg) > [Life is horrible, but it is not relentlessly black from wire to wire. You can sit down and hear a Mozart symphony,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/life-is-horrible-but-it-is-not-relentlessly-black-from-wire-to-wire/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/764/woody-allen-176_black_life-is-horrible-but-it-is-not-relentles_874077.jpg) > [You know what my philosophy of life is? That it’s important to have some laughs, but you got to suffer a little…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/you-know-what-my-philosophy-of-life-is-that-it-s-important-to-have/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c58/woody-allen-176_comedy_you-know-what-my-philosophy-of-life-is-t_3024758.jpg) > [ \[...\] I've come to the conclusion that the artist can not justify life or come up with a cogent reason as to… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/i-ve-come-to-the-conclusion-that-the-artist-can-not-justify-life-or/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cbb/woody-allen-176_art_i-ve-come-to-the-conclusion-that-the-art_690190.jpg) > [Everyone wants to get out of living where they're living now, because life is a pretty tough proposition and not much fun.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/everyone-wants-to-get-out-of-living-where-they-re-living-now-because/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/97a/woody-allen-176_fun_everyone-wants-to-get-out-of-living-wher_2674659.jpg) > [Life is unresolved, confusing, bewildering, puzzling, ambiguous. You don't really know what's going to happen. The future is uncertain for everybody.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/life-is-unresolved-confusing-bewildering-puzzling-ambiguous-you-don-t/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6be/woody-allen-176_ambiguous_life-is-unresolved-confusing-bewildering_715390.jpg) > [Life is tough and it's tough whether you're famous or not famous. And in the end it's probably better to be famous…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/life-is-tough-and-it-s-tough-whether-you-re-famous-or-not-famous-and/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/38e/woody-allen-176_ball-game_life-is-tough-and-it-s-tough-whether-you_2944909.jpg) > [The man who said 'I'd rather be lucky than good' saw deeply into life. People are afraid to face how great a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/the-man-who-said-i-d-rather-be-lucky-than-good-saw-deeply-into-life/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ad8/woody-allen-176_art-of-life_the-man-who-said-i-d-rather-be-lucky-tha_1146184.jpg) > [I think, on both sides of the camera or the novel: Distraction. I'm obsessed with: Can I get this actress or my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/i-think-on-both-sides-of-the-camera-or-the-novel-distraction-i-m/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/65c/woody-allen-176_actresses_i-think-on-both-sides-of-the-camera-or-t_2171282.jpg) > [I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, I don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/i-feel-that-life-is-divided-into-the-horrible-and-the-miserable-that/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e62/woody-allen-176_being-thankful_i-feel-that-life-is-divided-into-the-hor_1633457.jpg) > [Real life is generally much duller and inevitably sadder, most of the time. In film, you control everything that's going on, so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/real-life-is-generally-much-duller-and-inevitably-sadder-most-of-the/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb2/woody-allen-176_can-do_real-life-is-generally-much-duller-and-i_1892634.jpg) > [Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night. I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/bisexuality-doubles-your-chances-of-a-date-on-a-saturday-night-i/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/563/woody-allen-176_beatty_bisexuality-doubles-your-chances-of-a-da_2685131.jpg) > [I've often felt that life is a hard deal and it's unrelentingly tragic and an uphill fight.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/i-ve-often-felt-that-life-is-a-hard-deal-and-it-s-unrelentingly/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8db/woody-allen-176_deals_i-ve-often-felt-that-life-is-a-hard-deal_1547585.jpg) ## Other authors on Life is ## More by Woody Allen > [“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/true-science-has-conquered-many-diseases-broken-the-genetic-code-and/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) > [Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/bisexuality-immediately-doubles-your-chances-for-a-date-on-saturday/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) > [In every generation there are a few people who are authentically funny. The cosmetics change. You may not be able to articulate it, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/in-every-generation-there-are-a-few-people-who-are-authentically/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) > [I think Frank Capra was a much craftier filmmaker, a wonderful filmmaker. He had enormous technique, and he knew how to manipulate the public…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/i-think-frank-capra-was-a-much-craftier-filmmaker-a-wonderful/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) > [The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/the-food-here-is-terrible-and-the-portions-are-too-small/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) > [Gauguin flew into a frenzy! He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after I could…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/gauguin-flew-into-a-frenzy-he-held-my-head-under-the-x-ray-machine/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) > [What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/what-has-gotten-into-you-lately-save-a-little-craziness-for-menopause/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) > [I enjoy the making of the film and it's something for me to do. If nobody ever comes to my films, if people don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/i-enjoy-the-making-of-the-film-and-it-s-something-for-me-to-do-if/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) > [Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/why-does-man-kill-he-kills-for-food-and-not-only-food-frequently/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) > [A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/a-stockbroker-is-someone-who-invests-other-people-s-money-until-it-is/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) > [Man cannot live by bread alone. Every once in awhile he needs a salad.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/man-cannot-live-by-bread-alone-every-once-in-awhile-he-needs-a-salad/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) > [All literature is a footnote to Faust. I have no idea what I mean by that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/all-literature-is-a-footnote-to-faust-i-have-no-idea-what-i-mean-by/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) > [There are two important things in the world, the first is sex. The other isn't all that important.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/there-are-two-important-things-in-the-world-the-first-is-sex-the/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) > [You can't ride two horses with one behind.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/you-can-t-ride-two-horses-with-one-behind/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) > [Is old age really so terrible? Not if you've brushed your teeth faithfully.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/is-old-age-really-so-terrible-not-if-you-ve-brushed-your-teeth/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/life-is/woody-allen/#itemlist", "name": "29 Life is Quotes By Woody Allen", "numberOfItems": 29, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Ninety percent of life is just showing up.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Woody Allen" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/ninety-percent-of-life-is-just-showing-up/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c1e/woody-allen-176_fitness-motivational_ninety-percent-of-life-is-just-showing-u_1029507.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c1e/woody-allen-176_fitness-motivational_ninety-percent-of-life-is-just-showing-u_1029507.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c1e/woody-allen-176_fitness-motivational_ninety-percent-of-life-is-just-showing-u_1029507.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Ninety percent of life is just showing up.” — Woody Allen", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Life is like a concentration camp... you can't leave without dying.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Woody Allen" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/life-is-like-a-concentration-camp-you-can-t-leave-without-dying/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/da9/woody-allen-176_camps_life-is-like-a-concentration-camp-you-ca_798807.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/da9/woody-allen-176_camps_life-is-like-a-concentration-camp-you-ca_798807.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/da9/woody-allen-176_camps_life-is-like-a-concentration-camp-you-ca_798807.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Life is like a concentration camp... you can't leave without dying.” — Woody Allen", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "90% of success in life is showing up", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Woody Allen" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/90-of-success-in-life-is-showing-up/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fcb/woody-allen-176_life_90-of-success-in-life-is-showing-up-1965_1965013.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fcb/woody-allen-176_life_90-of-success-in-life-is-showing-up-1965_1965013.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fcb/woody-allen-176_life_90-of-success-in-life-is-showing-up-1965_1965013.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“90% of success in life is showing up” — Woody Allen", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I recently turned 60. 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