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> [Telling lies is a bit like tiling bathrooms - if you don't know how to do it properly, it's best not to try.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-holt/telling-lies-is-a-bit-like-tiling-bathrooms-if-you-don-t-know-how-to/)

[Tom Holt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-holt/)

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