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> [“Would I lie to you?” “There was that time you told me the mud pies would give me flying powers if I ate them.” “Not my fault. I really thought they would.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-webb/would-i-lie-to-you-there-was-that-time-you-told-me-the-mud-pies-would/)

[Rita Webb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-webb/)

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## More by Rita Webb

> [“Jason grins. “I’d never miss your birthday. Remember last year?” “Ugh! I thought I’d never thaw out after we went skiing in a blizzard.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-webb/jason-grins-i-d-never-miss-your-birthday-remember-last-year-ugh-i/)

[Rita Webb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-webb/)

> [“Emma smacks the back of my head. “It’s just boobs. Even I have a pair. No reason to stare so hard. Put your eyes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-webb/emma-smacks-the-back-of-my-head-it-s-just-boobs-even-i-have-a-pair-no/)

[Rita Webb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-webb/)

> [“Maybe the insanity of life had stolen his reason.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-webb/maybe-the-insanity-of-life-had-stolen-his-reason/)

[Rita Webb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-webb/)

> [“A human!” He grasps my hand with both of his and dances me in a circle. Then he stops and pulls out his notebook…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-webb/a-human-he-grasps-my-hand-with-both-of-his-and-dances-me-in-a-circle/)

[Rita Webb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-webb/)

> [“Maybe it was a blessing he never loved her.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-webb/maybe-it-was-a-blessing-he-never-loved-her/)

[Rita Webb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-webb/)

> [I like the dark; it is safer here, where no one can see me. The shadows caress me; friends hugging me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-webb/i-like-the-dark-it-is-safer-here-where-no-one-can-see-me-the-shadows/)

[Rita Webb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-webb/)

> [“A rustle of wings and a hawk feather drifts down to me. Snatching it from the air, I look up into the trees, but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-webb/a-rustle-of-wings-and-a-hawk-feather-drifts-down-to-me-snatching-it/)

[Rita Webb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-webb/)

> [“She waves her big spoon. “You can get me that orb-weaver spider from the corner over there.” “Yes, ma’am.” “Don’t you kill it! I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-webb/she-waves-her-big-spoon-you-can-get-me-that-orb-weaver-spider-from/)

[Rita Webb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-webb/)

> [“Jason. My best friend from childhood. The boy—er, man—who should be ten hours away in Kodiak, Alaska, rather than here in Anchorage. The man…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-webb/jason-my-best-friend-from-childhood-the-boy-er-man-who-should-be-ten/)

[Rita Webb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-webb/)

> [“Would I lie to you?” “There was that time you told me the mud pies would give me flying powers if I ate them.”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-webb/would-i-lie-to-you-there-was-that-time-you-told-me-the-mud-pies-would/)

[Rita Webb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-webb/)

> [“Green goo bubbles in a cauldron in the center of all this chaos. On a pedestal in front of it, a book is open.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-webb/green-goo-bubbles-in-a-cauldron-in-the-center-of-all-this-chaos-on-a/)

[Rita Webb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-webb/)

> [“She unscrews the cap, sniffs it, and then shrugs, dumping the entire contents into the bubbling brew. “It could be marjoram, but it might…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-webb/she-unscrews-the-cap-sniffs-it-and-then-shrugs-dumping-the-entire/)

[Rita Webb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-webb/)

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