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> [Well, Ive been lickin this carpet for 3 whole hours and I dont feel like a lesbian.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-cartman/well-ive-been-lickin-this-carpet-for-3-whole-hours-and-i-dont-feel/)

[Eric Cartman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-cartman/)

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