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> [Sex after one child shows down. After twins... ooh... I'll tell you what it is for us. I'll share it with you. Every three months. We don't plan it that way. That's just how it works out. It's the weirdest…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ray-romano/sex-after-one-child-shows-down-after-twins-ooh-i-ll-tell-you-what-it/)

[Ray Romano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ray-romano/)

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> [If I have sex, I know my quarterly estimated taxes must be due. And if it's oral sex, I know it's time to renew my driver's license.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ray-romano/if-i-have-sex-i-know-my-quarterly-estimated-taxes-must-be-due-and-if/)

[Ray Romano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ray-romano/)

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## More by Ray Romano

> [If I had never gotten famous or rich, I think I'd be equally neurotic.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ray-romano/if-i-had-never-gotten-famous-or-rich-i-think-i-d-be-equally-neurotic/)

[Ray Romano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ray-romano/)

> [You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ray-romano/you-know-before-i-would-think-my-cab-driver-hates-me-now-i-think-my/)

[Ray Romano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ray-romano/)

> [I do know its important to keep the romantic spark alive in your marriage. But with four kids, sometimes it's enough just to keep…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ray-romano/i-do-know-its-important-to-keep-the-romantic-spark-alive-in-your/)

[Ray Romano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ray-romano/)

> [The first time I played golf was in Flushing Meadows, Queens, when I was about 16 or 17. They had an 18-hole pitch-and-putt. My…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ray-romano/the-first-time-i-played-golf-was-in-flushing-meadows-queens-when-i/)

[Ray Romano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ray-romano/)

> [It was very nerve-wracking for me. I had to be drunk and have a threesome. I'm not that guy. Bobby Cannavale is that guy.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ray-romano/it-was-very-nerve-wracking-for-me-i-had-to-be-drunk-and-have-a/)

[Ray Romano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ray-romano/)

> [Anna would be just as happy with me if I were a plumber. As a matter of fact, when she married me, I was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ray-romano/anna-would-be-just-as-happy-with-me-if-i-were-a-plumber-as-a-matter/)

[Ray Romano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ray-romano/)

> [I love hitting into the rough because it gets me close to the people.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ray-romano/i-love-hitting-into-the-rough-because-it-gets-me-close-to-the-people/)

[Ray Romano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ray-romano/)

> [People are going to see both of us and think it's an Abbott and Costello kind of thing. It's not an easy switch. It's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ray-romano/people-are-going-to-see-both-of-us-and-think-it-s-an-abbott-and/)

[Ray Romano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ray-romano/)

> [I've had people say to me, 'Look at the sky, the fields, the ocean, the beautiful sunset. Isn't that proof positive of God?' Following…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ray-romano/i-ve-had-people-say-to-me-look-at-the-sky-the-fields-the-ocean-the/)

[Ray Romano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ray-romano/)

> [Sex after one child shows down. After twins... ooh... I'll tell you what it is for us. I'll share it with you. Every three…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ray-romano/sex-after-one-child-shows-down-after-twins-ooh-i-ll-tell-you-what-it/)

[Ray Romano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ray-romano/)

> [My favorite band - and Bobby Cannavale and Terry Winter have already made fun of me for this - is Chicago.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ray-romano/my-favorite-band-and-bobby-cannavale-and-terry-winter-have-already/)

[Ray Romano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ray-romano/)

> [Each day it's like: 'How many more days am I going to feel young and vibrant? I feel young and vibrant now, but I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ray-romano/each-day-it-s-like-how-many-more-days-am-i-going-to-feel-young-and/)

[Ray Romano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ray-romano/)

> [Whenever I get down about life going by too quickly, what helps me is a little mantra that I repeat to myself: at least…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ray-romano/whenever-i-get-down-about-life-going-by-too-quickly-what-helps-me-is/)

[Ray Romano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ray-romano/)

> [You might think that's an exaggeration but believe me, if you leave twin two-year-olds alone in your living room, at some point a cow…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ray-romano/you-might-think-that-s-an-exaggeration-but-believe-me-if-you-leave/)

[Ray Romano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ray-romano/)

> [I like doing film, you know, single-camera.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ray-romano/i-like-doing-film-you-know-single-camera/)

[Ray Romano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ray-romano/)

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