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title: "49 License plate Quotes by 43 authors"
description: "Browse 49 License plate quotes by 43 authors. Discover the best License plate sayings and thoughts."
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> [Didn't the people who made those license plates care about little girls named Ramona?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/beverly-cleary/didn-t-the-people-who-made-those-license-plates-care-about-little/)

[Beverly Cleary](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/beverly-cleary/)

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> [My license plate I did get registered, and it is S-I-T-C-H... so that's pretty cool.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-sorrentino/my-license-plate-i-did-get-registered-and-it-is-s-i-t-c-h-so-that-s/)

[Michael Sorrentino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-sorrentino/)

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> [Live free or die is not just a slogan on a license plate. It is the very essence of who we are.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-sununu/live-free-or-die-is-not-just-a-slogan-on-a-license-plate-it-is-the/)

[Chris Sununu](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-sununu/)

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> [Family life got better and we got our car back - as soon as we put 'I love Mom' on the license…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erma-bombeck/family-life-got-better-and-we-got-our-car-back-as-soon-as-we-put-i/)

[Erma Bombeck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erma-bombeck/)

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> [Love your custom license plate. Oh wait, no I don't. Makes me want to hit you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/justine-ezarik/love-your-custom-license-plate-oh-wait-no-i-don-t-makes-me-want-to/)

[Justine Ezarik](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/justine-ezarik/)

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> [You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/you-might-be-a-redneck-if-an-expired-license-plate-means-another/)

[Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/)

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> [I saw a license plate yesterday that said "I Miss New York", so I smashed their window and stole their radio.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-saw-a-license-plate-yesterday-that-said-i-miss-new-york-so-i/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [There's a spinning teacup illegally parked. License plate: R-U-DIZZY.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/there-s-a-spinning-teacup-illegally-parked-license-plate-r-u-dizzy/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [My wife isn't very bright. The other day she was at the store, and just as she was heading for our car,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rodney-dangerfield/my-wife-isn-t-very-bright-the-other-day-she-was-at-the-store-and-just/)

[Rodney Dangerfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rodney-dangerfield/)

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> [“You from out of town?” he asked after a while, eying my car. “No,” I said. “I go to Kentucky every year…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barbara-kingsolver/you-from-out-of-town-he-asked-after-a-while-eying-my-car-no-i-said-i/)

[Barbara Kingsolver](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barbara-kingsolver/)

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> [“Smell my exhaust, fire boy.” Mason said. He rolled up the window and pulled in front of us. I laughed at his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/micalea-smeltzer/smell-my-exhaust-fire-boy-mason-said-he-rolled-up-the-window-and/)

[Micalea Smeltzer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/micalea-smeltzer/)

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> [My dad was known as a mean guy. He never smiled, and he had 'Mr. Mean' put on his license plate. But…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-payton/my-dad-was-known-as-a-mean-guy-he-never-smiled-and-he-had-mr-mean-put/)

[Gary Payton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-payton/)

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> [Angelina Jolie’s older brother James Haven, the one she made out with, has a license plate on his SUV that reads Shiloh.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chelsea-handler/angelina-jolie-s-older-brother-james-haven-the-one-she-made-out-with/)

[Chelsea Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chelsea-handler/)

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> [Just witnessed a hit and run with my friends car...Good thing I have a photographic memory and got that license plate memorized!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alex-morgan/just-witnessed-a-hit-and-run-with-my-friends-car-good-thing-i-have-a/)

[Alex Morgan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alex-morgan/)

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> [I love to make stories out of license plates on cars about the initials and the numbers - my mum used to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/olivia-newton-john/i-love-to-make-stories-out-of-license-plates-on-cars-about-the/)

[Olivia Newton-John](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/olivia-newton-john/)

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> [There is - you know, there's receipts for rented cars and license plates and guns and hand prints and palm prints and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patty-hearst/there-is-you-know-there-s-receipts-for-rented-cars-and-license-plates/)

[Patty Hearst](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patty-hearst/)

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> [My dream was to go to Nashville. I had my sights set on my dream. I used to have an '89 Toyota…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-turner/my-dream-was-to-go-to-nashville-i-had-my-sights-set-on-my-dream-i/)

[Josh Turner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-turner/)

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> [The only big things I've purchased are my dad's heart valve and a Rolls-Royce for my parents, for their anniversary. And that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lady-gaga/the-only-big-things-i-ve-purchased-are-my-dad-s-heart-valve-and-a/)

[Lady Gaga](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lady-gaga/)

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> [“The sky darkened, the liquid singing of the blackbirds diminished and ceased, mud hens swam back to shore, climbed up the banks…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leonard-gardner/the-sky-darkened-the-liquid-singing-of-the-blackbirds-diminished-and/)

[Leonard Gardner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leonard-gardner/)

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> [“You know, the most amazing thing happened to me tonight... I saw a car with the license plate ARW 357. Can you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-p-feynman/you-know-the-most-amazing-thing-happened-to-me-tonight-i-saw-a-car/)

[Richard P. Feynman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-p-feynman/)

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> [“His stomach tried to propel itself out of his throat. His mouth hinged open all by itself—the better to upchuck you with,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/his-stomach-tried-to-propel-itself-out-of-his-throat-his-mouth-hinged/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

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> [Kids in Alaska don't know they're growing up on the Last Frontier. It's just what they see on the license plates, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-bodett/kids-in-alaska-don-t-know-they-re-growing-up-on-the-last-frontier-it/)

[Tom Bodett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-bodett/)

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> [On the paparazzi: If I have my daughter in the car and they are making me nervous, I'll do whatever I have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gwyneth-paltrow/on-the-paparazzi-if-i-have-my-daughter-in-the-car-and-they-are-making/)

[Gwyneth Paltrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gwyneth-paltrow/)

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> [“Does your license plate mean something?" Bing asked. "En-o-ess-four-a-two?" "Nosferatu," the man Charlie Manx said. "Nosfer-what-who?" Manx said, "It is one of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-hill/does-your-license-plate-mean-something-bing-asked-en-o-ess-four-a-two/)

[Joe Hill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-hill/)

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> [There were colored and white waiting rooms everywhere, from doctor's offices to the bus stations, as people may already know. But there…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/isabel-wilkerson/there-were-colored-and-white-waiting-rooms-everywhere-from-doctor-s/)

[Isabel Wilkerson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/isabel-wilkerson/)

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> [“But now, Mr. Bates didn't scream or try to get the truck's license plate, nor did Mrs. Bates, who had once wept…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeffrey-eugenides/but-now-mr-bates-didn-t-scream-or-try-to-get-the-truck-s-license/)

[Jeffrey Eugenides](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeffrey-eugenides/)

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> [“Vivian Bloodmark, a philosophical friend of mine, in later years, used to say that while the scientist sees everything that happens in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vladimir-nabokov/vivian-bloodmark-a-philosophical-friend-of-mine-in-later-years-used/)

[Vladimir Nabokov](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vladimir-nabokov/)

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> [“Persephone said, “What an unpleasant young man.” Calla let the curtains drift shut. She remarked, “I got his license plate number.” “I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maggie-stiefvater/persephone-said-what-an-unpleasant-young-man-calla-let-the-curtains/)

[Maggie Stiefvater](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maggie-stiefvater/)

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> [“You bought me plastic ware," he said. "Didn't you?' "No," I growled, picking at my license plate. "You did!" he hooted, laughing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-dessen/you-bought-me-plastic-ware-he-said-didn-t-you-no-i-growled-picking-at/)

[Sarah Dessen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-dessen/)

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> [Animals struggle with each other for food or for leadership, but they do not, like human beings, struggle with each other for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-i-hayakawa/animals-struggle-with-each-other-for-food-or-for-leadership-but-they/)

[S. I. Hayakawa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/s-i-hayakawa/)

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> [“You know, the most amazing thing happened to me tonight," he would say. “I saw a car with the license plate ARW…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-bryson/you-know-the-most-amazing-thing-happened-to-me-tonight-he-would-say-i/)

[Bill Bryson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-bryson/)

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> [“The window rattles without you, you bastard. The trees are the cause, rattling in the wind, you jerk, the wind scraping those…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-handler/the-window-rattles-without-you-you-bastard-the-trees-are-the-cause/)

[Daniel Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-handler/)

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> [I had a brother he was in a gang but decided to change. He never went back to the gang so they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/javier-gomez/i-had-a-brother-he-was-in-a-gang-but-decided-to-change-he-never-went/)

[Javier Gomez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/javier-gomez/)

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> [“looking for people to design the graphical interface for Apple’s new operating system, Jobs got an email from a young man and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/walter-isaacson/looking-for-people-to-design-the-graphical-interface-for-apple-s-new/)

[Walter Isaacson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/walter-isaacson/)

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> [“Tell me!” Cecily insisted later, shaking Colby by both arms. “Cut it out, you’ll dismember me,” Colby said, chuckling. She let go…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diana-palmer/tell-me-cecily-insisted-later-shaking-colby-by-both-arms-cut-it-out/)

[Diana Palmer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diana-palmer/)

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> [“Plastic ware," he said slowly, "like knives and forks and spoons?" I brushed a bit of dirt off the back of my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-dessen/plastic-ware-he-said-slowly-like-knives-and-forks-and-spoons-i/)

[Sarah Dessen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-dessen/)

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> [“It was becoming more and more evident that Salem was a town that celebrated individuality, a real live-and-let-live kind of place. Melody…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisi-harrison/it-was-becoming-more-and-more-evident-that-salem-was-a-town-that/)

[Lisi Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisi-harrison/)

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> [Now when you see me in the Lamborghini speeding, bumpin Screw. I know you see my license plate, Lil' Flip 2.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lil-flip/now-when-you-see-me-in-the-lamborghini-speeding-bumpin-screw-i-know/)

[Lil Flip](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lil-flip/)

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> [“I want to screw a license plate into your ass. It’ll say HNK F HRNY ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-want-to-screw-a-license-plate-into-your-ass-it-ll-say-hnk-f-hrny/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [I feel like I was just ran over by a dump truck, anyone get the license plate number?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/azgraybebly-joslan/i-feel-like-i-was-just-ran-over-by-a-dump-truck-anyone-get-the/)

[Azgraybebly Joslan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/azgraybebly-joslan/)

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                        "text": "Kids in Alaska don't know they're growing up on the Last Frontier. It's just what they see on the license plates, and it's something tourists like to say a lot because they've never been around so many mountains and moose before.",
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                        "text": "On the paparazzi: If I have my daughter in the car and they are making me nervous, I'll do whatever I have to do. I keep a whole log. I take pictures of their cars, write down license plate numbers, everything. If they do it again, I can go to the police. I know my rights and, believe me, I will have them arrested. I will stop at nothing.",
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                        "text": "“Does your license plate mean something?\" Bing asked. \"En-o-ess-four-a-two?\" \"Nosferatu,\" the man Charlie Manx said. \"Nosfer-what-who?\" Manx said, \"It is one of my little jokes. My first wife once accused me of being a Nosferatu. She did not use that exact word, but close enough.”",
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                        "text": "There were colored and white waiting rooms everywhere, from doctor's offices to the bus stations, as people may already know. But there were actually colored windows at the post office in, for example, Pensacola, Florida. And there were white and colored telephone booths in Oklahoma. And there were separate windows where white people and black people would go to get their license plates in Indianola, Mississippi. And there were even separate tellers to make your deposits at the First National Bank in Atlanta.",
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                        "text": "“But now, Mr. Bates didn't scream or try to get the truck's license plate, nor did Mrs. Bates, who had once wept when we set off firecrackers in her state-fair tulips - they said nothing, and our parents said nothing, so that we sensed how ancient they were, how accustomed to trauma, depressions, and wars. We realized that the version of the world that they rendered for us was not the world they really believed in, and that for all their caretaking and bitching about crabgrass they didn't give a damn about lawns.”",
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                        "text": "“Vivian Bloodmark, a philosophical friend of mine, in later years, used to say that while the scientist sees everything that happens in one point in space, the poet sees everything that happens in one point in time. Lost in thought, he taps his knee with his wandlike pencil, and at the same instant a car (New York license plate) passes along the road, a child bangs the screen door of a neighbouring porch, an old man yawns in a misty Turkestan orchard, a granule of cinder-grey sand is rolled by the wind on Venus, a Docteur Jacques Hirsch in Grenoble puts on his reading glasses, and trillions of other such trifles occur - all forming an instantaneous and transparent organism of events, of which the poet (sitting in a lawn chair in Ithaca, N.Y.) is the nucleus.”",
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                        "text": "“Persephone said, “What an unpleasant young man.” Calla let the curtains drift shut. She remarked, “I got his license plate number.” “I hope he never finds what he’s looking for,” Maura said. Retrieving her two cards from the table, Persephone said, a little regretfully, “He’s trying awfully hard. I rather think he’ll find something .” Maura whirled toward Blue. “Blue, if you ever see that man again, you just walk the other way.” “No,” Calla corrected. “Kick him in the nuts. Then run the other way.”",
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                        "text": "“You bought me plastic ware,\" he said. \"Didn't you?' \"No,\" I growled, picking at my license plate. \"You did!\" he hooted, laughing out loud. \"You bought me some forks. And knives. And spoons. Because—\" \"No,\" I said loudly. \"—you love me!\" He grinned, as if he'd solved the puzzler for all time, as I felt a flush creep across my face. Stupid Lissa. I could have killed her. \"It was on sale,\" I told him again, as if this was some kind of an excuse. \"You love me,\" he said simply, taking the bag and adding it to the others. \"Only seven bucks,\" I added, but he was already walking away, so sure of himself. \"It was on clearance, for God's sake.\" \"Love me,\" he called out over his shoulder, in a singsong voice. \"You. Love. Me.”",
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                        "text": "Animals struggle with each other for food or for leadership, but they do not, like human beings, struggle with each other for thatthat stands for food or leadership: such things as our paper symbols of wealth (money, bonds, titles), badges of rank to wear on our clothes, or low-number license plates, supposed by some people to stand for social precedence. For animals the relationship in which one thing stands for something else does not appear to exist except in very rudimentary form.",
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                        "text": "“You know, the most amazing thing happened to me tonight,\" he would say. “I saw a car with the license plate ARW 357. Can you imagine? Of all the millions of license plates in the state, what was the chance that I would see that particular one tonight? Amazing!”His point, of course, was that it is easy to make any banal situation seem extraordinary if you treat it as fateful. So it is possible that the events and conditions that led to the rise of life on Earth are not quite as extraordinary as we like to think. Still, they were extraordinary enough, and one thing is certain: they will have to do until we find some better.”",
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                        "text": "“The window rattles without you, you bastard. The trees are the cause, rattling in the wind, you jerk, the wind scraping those leaves and twigs against my window. They'll keep doing this, you terrible husband, and slowly wear away our entire apartment building. I know all these facts about you and there is no longer any use for them. What will I do with your license plate number, and where you hid the key outside so we'd never get locked out of this shaky building? What good does it do me, your pants size and the blue cheese preference for dressing? Who opens the door in the morning now, and takes the newspaper out of the plastic bag when it rains? I'll never get back all the hours I was nice to your parents. I nudge my cherry tomatoes to the side of the plate, bastard, but no one is waiting there with a fork to eat them. I miss you and I love you, bastard bastard bastard, come and clean the onion skins out of the crisper and trim back the tree so I can sleep at night.”",
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                        "text": "“Tell me!” Cecily insisted later, shaking Colby by both arms. “Cut it out, you’ll dismember me,” Colby said, chuckling. She let go of the artificial arm and wrapped both hands around the good one. “I want to know. Listen, this is my covert operation. You’re just a stand-in!” “I promised I wouldn’t tell.” “You promised in Lakota. Tell me in English what you promised in Lakota.” He gave in. He did tell her, but not Leta, what was said, but only about the men coming to the reservation soon. “We’ll need the license plate number,” she said. “It can be traced. “Oh, of course,” he said facetiously. “They’ll certainly come here with their own license plate on the car so that everyone knows who they are!” “Damn!” He chuckled at her irritation. He was about to tell her about his alternative method when a big sport utility vehicle came flying down the dirt road and pulled up right in front of Leta’s small house. Tate Winthrop got out, wearing jeans and a buckskin jacket and sunglasses. His thick hair fell around his shoulders and down his back like a straight black silk curtain. Cecily stared at it with curious fascination. In all the years she’d known him, she’d very rarely seen his hair down. “All you need is the war paint,” Colby said in a resigned tone. He turned the uninjured cheek toward the newcomer. “Go ahead. I like matching scars.” Tate took off the dark glasses and looked from Cecily to Colby without smiling. “Holden won’t tell me a damned thing. I want answers.” “Come inside, then,” Cecily replied. “We’re attracting enough attention as it is.”",
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                        "text": "“Plastic ware,\" he said slowly, \"like knives and forks and spoons?\" I brushed a bit of dirt off the back of my car—was that a scratch?—and said casually, \"Yeah, I guess.Just the basics, you know.\" \"Did you need plastic ware?\" he asked. I shrugged. \"Because,\" he went on, and I fought the urge to squirm, \"it's so funny, because I need plastic ware. Badly. \" \"Can we go inside, please?\" I asked, slamming the trunk shut. \"It's hot out here.\" He looked at the bag again, then at me. And then, slowly, the smile I knew and dreaded crept across his face. \"You bought me plastic ware ,\" he said. \"Didn't you?' \"No,\" I growled, picking at my license plate. \"You did!\" he hooted, laughing out loud. \"You bought me some forks. And knives. And spoons. Because—\" \"No,\" I said loudly. \"—you love me!\" He grinned, as if he'd solved the puzzler for all time, as I felt a flush creep across my face. Stupid Lissa. I could have killed her. \"It was on sale,\" I told him again, as if this was some kind of an excuse. \"You love me,\" he said simply, taking the bag and adding it to the others. \"Only seven bucks,\" I added, but he was already walking away, so sure of himself. \"It was on clearance, for God's sake.\" \"Love me,\" he called out over his shoulder, in a singsong voice. \"You. Love. Me.”",
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                        "text": "I feel like I was just ran over by a dump truck, anyone get the license plate number?",
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