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title: "4 Liar Pants Quotes by 4 authors"
description: "Browse 4 Liar Pants quotes by 4 authors. Discover the best Liar Pants sayings and thoughts."
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> [Liar, liar, your pants are on fire. You've got a nose as long as a telephone wire. I swear to tell the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lucky-dube/liar-liar-your-pants-are-on-fire-you-ve-got-a-nose-as-long-as-a/)

[Lucky Dube](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lucky-dube/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/903/lucky-dube-19407_liar_liar-liar-your-pants-are-on-fire-you-ve_431282.jpg)

> [“Liar, liar. My pants are so on fire. And so is the rest of me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/georgia-cates/liar-liar-my-pants-are-so-on-fire-and-so-is-the-rest-of-me/)

[Georgia Cates](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/georgia-cates/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/251/georgia-cates-2156_fire_liar-liar-my-pants-are-so-on-fire-and-so_1205325.jpg)

> [“Liar, liar pants on fire.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristen-ashley/liar-liar-pants-on-fire/)

[Kristen Ashley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristen-ashley/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7b1/kristen-ashley-74_fire_liar-liar-pants-on-fire-2745630_2745630.png)

> [“You can relax. I am not here to collect on the deal" I blinked. "You are not? Then why did you drop…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/you-can-relax-i-am-not-here-to-collect-on-the-deal-i-blinked-you-are/)

[Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/226/janet-evanovich-291_deal_you-can-relax-i-am-not-here-to-collect-o_2925014.png)

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