--- title: "15 Lexus Quotes by 9 authors" description: "Browse 15 Lexus quotes by 9 authors. Discover the best Lexus sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f77/raekwon-3709_ass_i-got-beef-with-commercial-ass-niggas-wi_483210.png" --- > [I got beef with commercial-ass niggas with gold teeth Lampin' in a Lexus eatin' beef.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/raekwon/i-got-beef-with-commercial-ass-niggas-with-gold-teeth-lampin-in-a/) [Raekwon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/raekwon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f77/raekwon-3709_ass_i-got-beef-with-commercial-ass-niggas-wi_483210.png) > [“I am emotional about engines, if you hurt my car, you hurt my heart.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-kalantri/i-am-emotional-about-engines-if-you-hurt-my-car-you-hurt-my-heart/) [Amit Kalantri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-kalantri/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c67/amit-kalantri-279_amit-kalantri_i-am-emotional-about-engines-if-you-hurt_1580480.jpg) > [“Take care of your car in the garage, and the car will take care of you on the road.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-kalantri/take-care-of-your-car-in-the-garage-and-the-car-will-take-care-of-you/) [Amit Kalantri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-kalantri/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ec1/amit-kalantri-279_amit-kalantri_take-care-of-your-car-in-the-garage-and_500041.jpg) > [“Among all the machines, motorcar is my favorite machine.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-kalantri/among-all-the-machines-motorcar-is-my-favorite-machine/) [Amit Kalantri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-kalantri/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aa1/amit-kalantri-279_amit-kalantri_among-all-the-machines-motorcar-is-my-fa_2791354.jpg) > [“I love the wheels, I mean steering wheel.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-kalantri/i-love-the-wheels-i-mean-steering-wheel/) [Amit Kalantri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-kalantri/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aa0/amit-kalantri-279_amit-kalantri_i-love-the-wheels-i-mean-steering-wheel_1317655.jpg) > [I get attention like a Lexus, girls wanna sex this Play rappers like Tetris...eat em like breakfast.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lord-finesse/i-get-attention-like-a-lexus-girls-wanna-sex-this-play-rappers-like/) [Lord Finesse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lord-finesse/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a6a/lord-finesse-45983_attention_i-get-attention-like-a-lexus-girls-wanna_1086867.png) > [“Asking someone else to drive your sports car is like asking someone else to kiss your girlfriend.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-kalantri/asking-someone-else-to-drive-your-sports-car-is-like-asking-someone/) [Amit Kalantri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-kalantri/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/660/amit-kalantri-279_amit-kalantri_asking-someone-else-to-drive-your-sports_1898024.jpg) > [“I am so obsessed with the cars that sometimes I feel like my heart is not a muscle, it's an engine.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-kalantri/i-am-so-obsessed-with-the-cars-that-sometimes-i-feel-like-my-heart-is/) [Amit Kalantri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-kalantri/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fff/amit-kalantri-279_amit-kalantri_i-am-so-obsessed-with-the-cars-that-some_2335408.jpg) > [The scrub sink...is the place where doctors wash their hands after they operate so that they won't get flecks of your vital…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-barry/the-scrub-sink-is-the-place-where-doctors-wash-their-hands-after-they/) [Dave Barry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-barry/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/572/dave-barry-222_clean_the-scrub-sink-is-the-place-where-doctor_711580.png) > [The Lexus LS 460 was designed to expand on the definition of the full-size luxury sedan as well as the level of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-m-carter/the-lexus-ls-460-was-designed-to-expand-on-the-definition-of-the-full/) Robert M. Carter [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8dd/robert-m-carter-86764_definitions_the-lexus-ls-460-was-designed-to-expand_1185706.jpg) > [In Birmingham, the women are maintained, the men are greedily lustful, and the children are named after high-end automobiles. You are just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-laurie/in-birmingham-the-women-are-maintained-the-men-are-greedily-lustful/) [Victoria Laurie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-laurie/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1dc/victoria-laurie-21029_automobile_in-birmingham-the-women-are-maintained-t_2681426.jpg) > [We believe that the all-new ES 350 epitomizes Lexus' new design direction. Every element of this vehicle invites participation -- both visual…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-m-carter/we-believe-that-the-all-new-es-350-epitomizes-lexus-new-design/) Robert M. Carter [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/613/robert-m-carter-86764_believe_we-believe-that-the-all-new-es-350-epito_761754.jpg) > [I drive a hybrid. Tipper and I got a Lexus hybrid. And we have a couple of Priuses in the family with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/al-gore/i-drive-a-hybrid-tipper-and-i-got-a-lexus-hybrid-and-we-have-a-couple/) [Al Gore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/al-gore/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/79a/al-gore-609_children_i-drive-a-hybrid-tipper-and-i-got-a-lexu_2781912.jpg) > [I thought maybe she'd whisk us off by magic, or at least hail a taxi. Instead, Bast borrowed a silver Lexus convertible.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/i-thought-maybe-she-d-whisk-us-off-by-magic-or-at-least-hail-a-taxi/) [Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dbb/rick-riordan-27_cat_i-thought-maybe-she-d-whisk-us-off-by-ma_2165807.jpg) > [The Los Angeles Times reported that sixty-three percent of American families are now considered dysfunctional. Good. 'Cause that means when Armageddon really…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-titus/the-los-angeles-times-reported-that-sixty-three-percent-of-american/) [Christopher Titus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-titus/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/702/christopher-titus-1916_american-family_the-los-angeles-times-reported-that-sixt_2613067.jpg) ## Top authors on Lexus - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b001/author-amit-kalantri-279.jpg) Amit Kalantri 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/lexus/amit-kalantri/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/lexus/#itemlist", "name": "Lexus Quotes", "numberOfItems": 15, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I got beef with commercial-ass niggas with gold teeth Lampin' in a Lexus eatin' beef.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", 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You are just as likely to run into a Bentley, Mercedes, Porsche, and Lexus walking on the sidewalk as you are cruising the downtown streets.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Victoria Laurie" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-laurie/in-birmingham-the-women-are-maintained-the-men-are-greedily-lustful/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1dc/victoria-laurie-21029_automobile_in-birmingham-the-women-are-maintained-t_2681426.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1dc/victoria-laurie-21029_automobile_in-birmingham-the-women-are-maintained-t_2681426.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1dc/victoria-laurie-21029_automobile_in-birmingham-the-women-are-maintained-t_2681426.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“In Birmingham, the women are maintained, the men are greedily lustful, and the children are named after…” — Victoria Laurie", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 12, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "We believe that the all-new ES 350 epitomizes Lexus' new design direction. Every element of this vehicle invites participation -- both visual and tactile. Its design is something drivers will need to experience and not just observe.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Robert M. Carter" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-m-carter/we-believe-that-the-all-new-es-350-epitomizes-lexus-new-design/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/613/robert-m-carter-86764_believe_we-believe-that-the-all-new-es-350-epito_761754.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/613/robert-m-carter-86764_believe_we-believe-that-the-all-new-es-350-epito_761754.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/613/robert-m-carter-86764_believe_we-believe-that-the-all-new-es-350-epito_761754.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“We believe that the all-new ES 350 epitomizes Lexus' new design direction. Every element of this vehicle…” — Robert M. 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