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> [“He’s a sub dog. How did she find a sub dog?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lexi-blake/he-s-a-sub-dog-how-did-she-find-a-sub-dog/)

[Lexi Blake](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lexi-blake/)

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> [“Panties are a privilege, not a right.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lexi-blake/panties-are-a-privilege-not-a-right/)

[Lexi Blake](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lexi-blake/)

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> [“Holy crap. Is that an elephant penis?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lexi-blake/holy-crap-is-that-an-elephant-penis/)

[Lexi Blake](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lexi-blake/)

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> [“You should be cuddling with her. I can’t believe I just said that. Cuddling makes me want to vomit a little, but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lexi-blake/you-should-be-cuddling-with-her-i-can-t-believe-i-just-said-that/)

[Lexi Blake](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lexi-blake/)

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> [“I actually told him to f\*\*k himself. And that if he needed an ass to paddle, he should look in the mirror.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lexi-blake/i-actually-told-him-to-f-k-himself-and-that-if-he-needed-an-ass-to/)

[Lexi Blake](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lexi-blake/)

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> [“If it’s that jerk, he’s going to see my gun. ‘My body is a weapon.’ Dumb sh\*t. I bet my gun can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lexi-blake/if-it-s-that-jerk-he-s-going-to-see-my-gun-my-body-is-a-weapon-dumb/)

[Lexi Blake](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lexi-blake/)

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> [“I’m not playing at all. And f\*\*k you, you’re trying to pull me into vagina talk. I won’t do it. I don’t…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lexi-blake/i-m-not-playing-at-all-and-f-k-you-you-re-trying-to-pull-me-into/)

[Lexi Blake](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lexi-blake/)

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> [“I can give you a girl’s perspective,” Eve offered with a smile. “I’m totally not into the girl-on-girl thing, but I know…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lexi-blake/i-can-give-you-a-girl-s-perspective-eve-offered-with-a-smile-i-m/)

[Lexi Blake](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lexi-blake/)

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> [“You’re all full of bullsh\*t. In the last couple of months, I’ve had to listen to the three of you talk about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lexi-blake/you-re-all-full-of-bullsh-t-in-the-last-couple-of-months-i-ve-had-to/)

[Lexi Blake](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lexi-blake/)

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> [“I can’t think straight around her. I think love is turning me into a Disney character. Damn it. I always thought I’d…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lexi-blake/i-can-t-think-straight-around-her-i-think-love-is-turning-me-into-a/)

[Lexi Blake](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lexi-blake/)

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## Top authors on Lexi-blake

- [Lexi Blake 10 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/lexi-blake/lexi-blake/)

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