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title: "110 Lettuce Quotes by 99 authors"
description: "Browse 110 Lettuce quotes by 99 authors. Discover the best Lettuce sayings and thoughts."
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> [I mostly eat lettuce.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-sunde/i-mostly-eat-lettuce/)

[Peter Sunde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-sunde/)

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> [“Lettuce is too Flat”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mary-rayner/lettuce-is-too-flat/)

[Mary Rayner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mary-rayner/)

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> [“Lettuce is the Devil.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/travis-erwin/lettuce-is-the-devil/)

[Travis Erwin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/travis-erwin/)

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> [I don't know how to cook lettuce.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ray-j/i-don-t-know-how-to-cook-lettuce/)

[Ray J](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ray-j/)

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> [“Let there be another lettuce!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/let-there-be-another-lettuce/)

[Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/)

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> [“I saw a woman wearing suspicious lettuce!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lemony-snicket/i-saw-a-woman-wearing-suspicious-lettuce/)

[Lemony Snicket](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lemony-snicket/)

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> [The fight is never about grapes or lettuce. It is always about people.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cesar-chavez/the-fight-is-never-about-grapes-or-lettuce-it-is-always-about-people/)

[Cesar Chavez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cesar-chavez/)

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> [“Might I make free with your lettuce, my lady?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cassandra-clare/might-i-make-free-with-your-lettuce-my-lady/)

[Cassandra Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cassandra-clare/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/315/cassandra-clare-9_freedom_might-i-make-free-with-your-lettuce-my-l_3212212.jpg)

> ['This lettuce sure beats having cake!' Said no one ever.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/this-lettuce-sure-beats-having-cake-said-no-one-ever/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9f6/anonymous-1_cake_this-lettuce-sure-beats-having-cake-said_3090974.jpg)

> [Feed the lettuce to the bunny and eat the bunny.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dashiell-hammett/feed-the-lettuce-to-the-bunny-and-eat-the-bunny/)

[Dashiell Hammett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dashiell-hammett/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b09/dashiell-hammett-3863_bunnies_feed-the-lettuce-to-the-bunny-and-eat-th_2402653.png)

> [“and she saw a bed of lamb’s lettuce, or rapunzel.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/philip-pullman/and-she-saw-a-bed-of-lamb-s-lettuce-or-rapunzel/)

[Philip Pullman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/philip-pullman/)

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> [“who cared about the lettuce when the beef was being devoured?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neal-shusterman/who-cared-about-the-lettuce-when-the-beef-was-being-devoured/)

[Neal Shusterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neal-shusterman/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aa6/neal-shusterman-412_cared_who-cared-about-the-lettuce-when-the-bee_2637521.png)

> [Vegetarianism -- You are what you eat, and who wants to be a lettuce?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pete-burns/vegetarianism-you-are-what-you-eat-and-who-wants-to-be-a-lettuce/)

[Pete Burns](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pete-burns/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8b1/pete-burns-16559_lettuce_vegetarianism-you-are-what-you-eat-and-w_1109431.jpg)

> [“You should eat more than that. It must take a lot of lettuce and carrots to keep up any kind of normal…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thea-harrison/you-should-eat-more-than-that-it-must-take-a-lot-of-lettuce-and/)

[Thea Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thea-harrison/)

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> [My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hubert-h-humphrey/my-favorite-sandwich-is-peanut-butter-baloney-cheddar-cheese-lettuce/)

[Hubert H. Humphrey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hubert-h-humphrey/)

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> [I can never be skinny. No matter how hard I try. I can work out all day long and eat lettuce but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-can-never-be-skinny-no-matter-how-hard-i-try-i-can-work-out-all-day/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [My dogs get more excited about a piece of lettuce than they do for almost anything else! They're definitely LA bitches.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/candace-bailey/my-dogs-get-more-excited-about-a-piece-of-lettuce-than-they-do-for/)

[Candace Bailey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/candace-bailey/)

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> [Once you put bacon in a salad, it's no longer a salad. It just becomes a game of 'find the bacon in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-gaffigan/once-you-put-bacon-in-a-salad-it-s-no-longer-a-salad-it-just-becomes/)

[Jim Gaffigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-gaffigan/)

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> [You don't want to make a steady diet of just lettuce. You don't want to make a steady diet of fried chicken.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paula-deen/you-don-t-want-to-make-a-steady-diet-of-just-lettuce-you-don-t-want/)

[Paula Deen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paula-deen/)

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> [Tacos." "Tacos?" I echoed. This seemed to amuse him. "Tomatoes, lettuce, cheese." "I know what a taco is!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/becca-fitzpatrick/tacos-tacos-i-echoed-this-seemed-to-amuse-him-tomatoes-lettuce-cheese/)

[Becca Fitzpatrick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/becca-fitzpatrick/)

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> [“If there are weeds in my garden, I have a problem. But it does not lead me to question the existence of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-wilson/if-there-are-weeds-in-my-garden-i-have-a-problem-but-it-does-not-lead/)

[Douglas Wilson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-wilson/)

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> [Lettuce, greens and celery, though much eaten, are worse than cabbage, being equally indigestible without the addition of condiments. Besides, the lettuce…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-alcott/lettuce-greens-and-celery-though-much-eaten-are-worse-than-cabbage/)

[William Alcott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-alcott/)

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> [I have them a few minutes to absorb everything while I teased Ubie, who only had to recover from his near-death experience.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/i-have-them-a-few-minutes-to-absorb-everything-while-i-teased-ubie/)

[Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/)

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> [It's what's available to the poor communities. They do buy healthy stuff, you know, but the lettuce is usually iceberg lettuce and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sandra-cisneros/it-s-what-s-available-to-the-poor-communities-they-do-buy-healthy/)

[Sandra Cisneros](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sandra-cisneros/)

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> [ I bought a gun safe with velvet shelves and a built-in dehumidifier to house the hundreds of original \[Barbara\] Stanwyck letters I… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victoria-wilson/i-bought-a-gun-safe-with-velvet-shelves-and-a-built-in-dehumidifier/)

[Victoria Wilson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victoria-wilson/)

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> [A much larger value is consumed in lettuces than in pineapples,throughout Europe at large; and the superb shawls of Cachemere are, in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jean-baptiste-say/a-much-larger-value-is-consumed-in-lettuces-than-in-pineapples/)

[Jean-Baptiste Say](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jean-baptiste-say/)

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> [I took three steps back; he nudged the door closed with his foot. “You like Mexican?” he asked. “I—” I’d like to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/becca-fitzpatrick/i-took-three-steps-back-he-nudged-the-door-closed-with-his-foot-you/)

[Becca Fitzpatrick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/becca-fitzpatrick/)

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> [I have no truck with lettuce, cabbage, and similar chlorophyll. Any dietitian will tell you that a running foot of apple strudel…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-j-perelman/i-have-no-truck-with-lettuce-cabbage-and-similar-chlorophyll-any/)

[S. J. Perelman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/s-j-perelman/)

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> [We humans are here because nothing can be perfect. There always have to be some living things that are unsatisfied, itchy, trying…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/miranda-july/we-humans-are-here-because-nothing-can-be-perfect-there-always-have/)

[Miranda July](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/miranda-july/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/21e/miranda-july-1600_animal_we-humans-are-here-because-nothing-can-b_262565.jpg)

> [When you plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don't blame the lettuce. You look for reasons it is not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nhat-hanh/when-you-plant-lettuce-if-it-does-not-grow-well-you-don-t-blame-the/)

[Nhat Hanh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nhat-hanh/)

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> [The organic gardener does not think of throwing away the garbage. She knows that she needs the garbage. She is capable of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nhat-hanh/the-organic-gardener-does-not-think-of-throwing-away-the-garbage-she/)

[Nhat Hanh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nhat-hanh/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8dc/nhat-hanh-515_capable_the-organic-gardener-does-not-think-of-t_286674.png)

> [And talking about dark! You think dark is just one color, but it ain't. There're five or six kinds of black. Some…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toni-morrison/and-talking-about-dark-you-think-dark-is-just-one-color-but-it-ain-t/)

[Toni Morrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toni-morrison/)

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> [I have an apple that thinks its a pear. And a bun that thinks it’s a cat. And a lettuce that thinks…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patrick-rothfuss/i-have-an-apple-that-thinks-its-a-pear-and-a-bun-that-thinks-it-s-a/)

[Patrick Rothfuss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patrick-rothfuss/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/be3/patrick-rothfuss-145_apples_i-have-an-apple-that-thinks-its-a-pear-a_2805065.jpg)

> [I'd forgotten what an honest sandwich it is. For those of you not familiar, 'BLT' stands for 'bacon, lettuce, and tomato.' A…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-colbert/i-d-forgotten-what-an-honest-sandwich-it-is-for-those-of-you-not/)

[Stephen Colbert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-colbert/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/423/stephen-colbert-503_bread_i-d-forgotten-what-an-honest-sandwich-it_444407.jpg)

> [I had one actress who trained with me and took six Spin classes a week. And all she ate was lettuce and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gunnar-peterson/i-had-one-actress-who-trained-with-me-and-took-six-spin-classes-a/)

[Gunnar Peterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gunnar-peterson/)

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> [“Keep in mind that we harvest many of the crops continuously, if possible. For example, a leaf lettuce is not allowed to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mel-bartholomew/keep-in-mind-that-we-harvest-many-of-the-crops-continuously-if/)

[Mel Bartholomew](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mel-bartholomew/)

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> [The ones as big as sheep were easier to avoid, because you could see them coming, but when they flew in at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/e-nesbit/the-ones-as-big-as-sheep-were-easier-to-avoid-because-you-could-see/)

[E. Nesbit](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/e-nesbit/)

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> [I don't care if my lettuce has DDT on it, just as long as it's crisp.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jorma-kaukonen/i-don-t-care-if-my-lettuce-has-ddt-on-it-just-as-long-as-it-s-crisp/)

[Jorma Kaukonen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jorma-kaukonen/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/045/jorma-kaukonen-31193_care_i-don-t-care-if-my-lettuce-has-ddt-on-it_1423563.jpg)

> [I care not who hoes the lettuce of my country if I can eat the salad!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/f-scott-fitzgerald/i-care-not-who-hoes-the-lettuce-of-my-country-if-i-can-eat-the-salad/)

[F. Scott Fitzgerald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/f-scott-fitzgerald/)

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> [You cannot see the lettuce and the dressing without suspecting a salad.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arthur-conan-doyle/you-cannot-see-the-lettuce-and-the-dressing-without-suspecting-a-salad/)

[Arthur Conan Doyle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arthur-conan-doyle/)

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                        "text": "We humans are here because nothing can be perfect. There always have to be some living things that are unsatisfied, itchy, trying too hard. If it was all just animals and rocks and lettuce, the gods wouldn't feel like they had enough to do.",
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                        "text": "When you plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don't blame the lettuce. You look for reasons it is not doing well. It may need fertilizer, or more water, or less sun. You never blame the lettuce. Yet if we have problems with our friends or family, we blame the other person. But if we know how to take care of them, they will grow well, like the lettuce. Blaming has no positive effect at all, nor does trying to persuade using reason and arguments. That is my experience. No blame, no reasoning, no argument, just understanding.",
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                        "text": "The organic gardener does not think of throwing away the garbage. She knows that she needs the garbage. She is capable of transforming the garbage into compost, so that the compost can turn into lettuce, cucumber, radishes, and flowers again...With the energy of mindfulness, you can look into the garbage and say: I am not afraid. I am capable of transforming the garbage back into love.",
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                        "text": "And talking about dark! You think dark is just one color, but it ain't. There're five or six kinds of black. Some silky, some woolly. Some just empty. Some like fingers. And it don't stay still, it moves and changes from one kind of black to another. Saying something is pitch black is like saying something is green. What kind of green? Green like my bottles? Green like a grasshopper? Green like a cucumber, lettuce, or green like the sky is just before it breaks loose to storm? Well, night black is the same way. May as well be a rainbow.",
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                        "text": "I have an apple that thinks its a pear. And a bun that thinks it’s a cat. And a lettuce that thinks its a lettuce.\" \"It’s a clever lettuce, then.\" \"Hardly,\" she said with a delicate snort. \"Why would anything clever think it’s a lettuce?\" \"Even if it is a lettuce?\" I asked. \"Especially then,\" she said. \"Bad enough to be a lettuce. How awful to think you are a lettuce too.",
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