--- title: "3 Legs Waxed Quotes by 3 authors" description: "Browse 3 Legs Waxed quotes by 3 authors. Discover the best Legs Waxed sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/32d/helen-baxendale-6279_done_i-ve-never-had-my-feet-done-and-never-ha_387553.jpg" --- > [I've never had my feet done and never had my legs waxed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-baxendale/i-ve-never-had-my-feet-done-and-never-had-my-legs-waxed/) [Helen Baxendale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-baxendale/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/32d/helen-baxendale-6279_done_i-ve-never-had-my-feet-done-and-never-ha_387553.jpg) > [“Being a woman is worse than being a farmer there is so much harvesting and crop spraying to be done: legs to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-fielding/being-a-woman-is-worse-than-being-a-farmer-there-is-so-much/) [Helen Fielding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-fielding/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/49a/helen-fielding-2564_contact-lenses_being-a-woman-is-worse-than-being-a-farm_1182410.jpg) > [“Sean started the engine and putted through the marina waters, and Adam had the nerve to plop onto the seat across the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-echols/sean-started-the-engine-and-putted-through-the-marina-waters-and-adam/) [Jennifer Echols](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-echols/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/961/jennifer-echols-943_gaze_sean-started-the-engine-and-putted-throu_1654951.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/legs-waxed/#itemlist", "name": "Legs Waxed Quotes", "numberOfItems": 3, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I've never had my feet done and never had my legs waxed.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Helen Baxendale" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-baxendale/i-ve-never-had-my-feet-done-and-never-had-my-legs-waxed/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/32d/helen-baxendale-6279_done_i-ve-never-had-my-feet-done-and-never-ha_387553.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/32d/helen-baxendale-6279_done_i-ve-never-had-my-feet-done-and-never-ha_387553.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/32d/helen-baxendale-6279_done_i-ve-never-had-my-feet-done-and-never-ha_387553.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I've never had my feet done and never had my legs waxed.” — Helen Baxendale", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Being a woman is worse than being a farmer there is so much harvesting and crop spraying to be done: legs to be waxed, underarms shaved, eyebrows plucked, feet pumiced, skin exfoliated and moisturised, spots cleansed, roots dyed, eyelashes tinted, nails filed, cellulite massaged, stomach muscles exercised. 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Sean reached the edge of the idle zone and cranked the boat into top speed. Adam called to me so softly I could barely catch his words over the motor, “Close your legs.” “What for? I waxed!” I looked down to make sure. This was okay now, because Sean was facing the other way and couldn’t hear me in the din. Indeed, I was clean. I spread my legs even wider, put my arms on the back of the seat, and generally took up as much room as possible, like a boy. I glanced back over at Adam. “Does it make you uncomfortable for me to sit this way?” He watched me warily. “Yes.” “May I suggest that this is your problem and not mine?” He licked his lips and bent toward me. “If it keeps Sean from asking you out, it’s going to be your problem, and you’re going to make it my problem.” “Speaking of which,” I said, crossing my legs like a girl. “Thanks for staying out of my way. How the hell am I supposed to get Sean to ask me out when he’s all pissy?” “You wanted me to lose to him at team calisthenics? That was too sweet to miss.” “You didn’t have to win by quite so much, Adam. You knew I needed him in a good mood. You didn’t have to rub it in.” Adam grinned. “And you wanted me to stop growing?” “Do not make a joke about your size. 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