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title: "1 Legs Waxed Quotes By Helen Fielding"
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> [“Being a woman is worse than being a farmer there is so much harvesting and crop spraying to be done: legs to be waxed, underarms shaved, eyebrows plucked, feet pumiced, skin exfoliated and moisturised, spots cleansed, roots dyed, eyelashes tinted,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-fielding/being-a-woman-is-worse-than-being-a-farmer-there-is-so-much/)

[Helen Fielding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-fielding/)

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## More by Helen Fielding

> [“I will not fall for any of the following: alcoholics, workaholics, commitment phobics, people with girlfriends or wives, misogynists, megalomanics, chauvists, emotional fuckwits or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-fielding/i-will-not-fall-for-any-of-the-following-alcoholics-workaholics/)

[Helen Fielding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-fielding/)

> [“barometer of success in later life is not that they always win, but how they deal with failure. An ability to pick themselves up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-fielding/barometer-of-success-in-later-life-is-not-that-they-always-win-but/)

[Helen Fielding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-fielding/)

> [“One has to be in control, otherwise the whole dynamic becomes a total disaster.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-fielding/one-has-to-be-in-control-otherwise-the-whole-dynamic-becomes-a-total/)

[Helen Fielding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-fielding/)

> [“it’s a bit like if we were on a planet where all the space creatures were short, green and fat. Except a very few…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-fielding/it-s-a-bit-like-if-we-were-on-a-planet-where-all-the-space-creatures/)

[Helen Fielding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-fielding/)

> [If we can't have comedy books written about aspects of womanhood without going into a panic attack about it, then we haven't got very…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-fielding/if-we-can-t-have-comedy-books-written-about-aspects-of-womanhood/)

[Helen Fielding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-fielding/)

> [Though with Bridget Jones's Baby: the Diaries, I'd like to make it clear that I did not ever get pregnant by two men.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-fielding/though-with-bridget-jones-s-baby-the-diaries-i-d-like-to-make-it/)

[Helen Fielding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-fielding/)

> [ I'd always hoped to write the story as a novel, but there was a long period when the \[Bridget Jones's Baby: The Diaries\] movie… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-fielding/i-d-always-hoped-to-write-the-story-as-a-novel-but-there-was-a-long/)

[Helen Fielding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-fielding/)

> [“Resolution number one: Obviously will lose twenty pounds. Number two: Always put last night's panties in the laundry basket. Equally important, will find sensible…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-fielding/resolution-number-one-obviously-will-lose-twenty-pounds-number-two/)

[Helen Fielding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-fielding/)

> [ With most of the events in the books \[ Bridget Jones Diaries \] I draw a little bit from my own life and some… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-fielding/with-most-of-the-events-in-the-books-bridget-jones-diaries-i-draw-a/)

[Helen Fielding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-fielding/)

> [“Bet I will become known as brilliant cook and hostess”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-fielding/bet-i-will-become-known-as-brilliant-cook-and-hostess/)

[Helen Fielding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-fielding/)

> [I always market research my books before I hand them in by showing them to five or six close friends who I trust to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-fielding/i-always-market-research-my-books-before-i-hand-them-in-by-showing/)

[Helen Fielding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-fielding/)

> [“It’s no good. When someone leaves you, apart from missing them, apart from the fact that the whole little world you’ve created together collapses,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-fielding/it-s-no-good-when-someone-leaves-you-apart-from-missing-them-apart/)

[Helen Fielding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-fielding/)

> [Of course the chronology of the books is a bit back- to - front, and books usually come out before movies. But happily, these…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-fielding/of-course-the-chronology-of-the-books-is-a-bit-back-to-front-and/)

[Helen Fielding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-fielding/)

> [“The worst is the thought that they tried you out and, in the end , the whole sum of parts which adds up to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-fielding/the-worst-is-the-thought-that-they-tried-you-out-and-in-the-end-the/)

[Helen Fielding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-fielding/)

> [Nobody wants to be racist and I think that most people aren't.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-fielding/nobody-wants-to-be-racist-and-i-think-that-most-people-aren-t/)

[Helen Fielding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-fielding/)

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