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title: "7 Legged Man Quotes by 6 authors"
description: "Browse 7 Legged Man quotes by 6 authors. Discover the best Legged Man sayings and thoughts."
image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/870/marie-force-2475_ass-kicking_i-ve-been-busier-than-a-one-legged-man-i_61062.jpg"
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> [“I’ve been busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest myself,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marie-force/i-ve-been-busier-than-a-one-legged-man-in-an-ass-kicking-contest/)

[Marie Force](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marie-force/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/870/marie-force-2475_ass-kicking_i-ve-been-busier-than-a-one-legged-man-i_61062.jpg)

> [“Trying to understand a woman is like a one-legged man trying to kick his own ass.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/trying-to-understand-a-woman-is-like-a-one-legged-man-trying-to-kick/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/466/anonymous-1_quote_trying-to-understand-a-woman-is-like-a-o_1220817.jpg)

> [You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rowan-atkinson/you-re-about-as-useful-as-a-one-legged-man-at-an-arse-kicking-contest/)

[Rowan Atkinson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rowan-atkinson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/42c/rowan-atkinson-3883_kicking_you-re-about-as-useful-as-a-one-legged-m_1448029.png)

> [Busy as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-king/busy-as-a-one-legged-man-in-an-ass-kicking-contest/)

[Stephen King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-king/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eac/stephen-king-13_ass_busy-as-a-one-legged-man-in-an-ass-kicki_2061230.jpg)

> [Hes busier than a one-legged man at a butt kickin contest!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/hes-busier-than-a-one-legged-man-at-a-butt-kickin-contest/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e3/anonymous-1_redneck-girl_hes-busier-than-a-one-legged-man-at-a-bu_2116722.jpg)

> [“They got me busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dolly-parton/they-got-me-busier-than-a-one-legged-man-in-a-butt-kicking-contest/)

[Dolly Parton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dolly-parton/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e5d/dolly-parton-366_busier_they-got-me-busier-than-a-one-legged-man_2282217.jpg)

> [“I type as fast as a ten-legged man who just had eight legs chopped off runs.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-type-as-fast-as-a-ten-legged-man-who-just-had-eight-legs-chopped/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/242/jarod-kintz-2_fast_i-type-as-fast-as-a-ten-legged-man-who-j_2969875.jpg)

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